SIR BRIAN TRIES TO ESCAPE FROM MISTRESS PLEASUREDOME BUT FAILS MISERABLY
By Hamlet



Sir Brian was in a state of complete terror and fear as sweat was dropping off
his brow at his house in Gu�thary France. To his side were his two colleagues
Jean who was on his right and his other colleague Pierre was on his left. He
was pacing across the room.

'That Pleasuredome Bitch has won again ! What can I do? She and that Black
Bitch Tamika are after me and there's no escape at all! She wins every single
time! She's beaten me all the time ! She's beaten up all my goons without a
hair on Her head being touched at all. She's only upstairs and She could
easily break in any minute and get me! What can I do? Even if I surrender to
Her She's going to beat me black and blue! '

'Why didn't I do the sensible thing and pay Her the protection money as I
should have done . It was £100 a month! At least I would still have my home
in England, my golf club and all my possessions and not face being a hospital
case for life! She's going to take everything I've got and reduce me to a
complete and total cripple. She going to beat me senseless and take all the
skin off my back! What's more She's got that Black Bitch with Her Tamika and
She's determined to get Her revenge as I called Her a Black Bitch and I left
Her without paying when I was Her client! I'm going to be suffocated under Her
huge black arse and it's all my f--g fault! That's the trouble with me. I
think just because I've got lots of money I can stand up to a Dominatrix like
Pleasuredome and a Black Bitch like Tamika and it's impossible!'

Jean shouted at him.

' Look here Boss we've got to move soon! The car's outside. If I drive at top
speed we can reach the Spanish border in about twenty minutes. She might not
be able to find us. Besides I've got a rocket launcher and this can blast Her
to smithereens .She might be the toughest person imaginable but surely She
can't dodge a rocket!'

I could hear every word they said as I had a special Japanese mobile phone and
Sir Brian had left his mobile phone on and I could hear every word of the
conversation.

'You're quite right Sir Brian you will soon be My prisoner as I'm just on the
roof above you and will be breaking into your living room any minute. There's
no escape! Your arse will be left without any skin on it at all after I have
finished with you! You made a very serious mistake defying Me! I will use you
as an example to all who dare defy My Will that anyone who defies the Will of
the Big Boss Lady faces being a cripple for the rest of their lives and if
necessary death!'

'Please Pleasuredome I know you've won and I've lost but can't You just let me
off with a thrashing and then let me off back to England? I will pay you
anything you like £200 a week if you like but please don't beat the shit out
of me!! '

'PLESSSSSSSSSSEEE!!!' he wailed.

'It's too, late Sir Brian! I'm coming to get you! You'd better just stay there
because if you try to run I'm definitely coming after you and when I capture
you I will break every single f-----g bone in your body!'

I could hear Jean his associate shout at him hysterically.

'Come on Boss hurry up and get in the car! We might have a chance if we make
it to the Spanish border. If we wait here it's going to be even worse for us!'
shouted Jean.

They ran outside at full speed and jumped into the car.

Just as they were leaving Jean shouted out to him.

'Boss that's Pleasuredome's car I can recognize it! I remember Her getting out
of it!'

'Come on let's fire a rocket launcher at it then She won't be able to come
after us!'shouted Pierre.

Jean pointed the rocket launcher straight at My car. Even though My car was
amour plated it penetrated right through the steel and there was a gigantic
explosion.

BABOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!

Sir Brian was beside himself with joy.

'We've blown Her car up the Bitch! Now She won't be able to come after us!
Let's head for the Spanish border .Once were in Spain She'll never find us!'

He was overjoyed with relief as the car sped forwards to in the direction of
Spain.

I looked up in the sky. It was quite clear that My whole car had been totally
destroyed. I called Tamika.

'Tamika it's Pleasuredome They've fired a rocket into My car and it's a write
off!'

'On God and We were victorious so far! I've just beaten up 6 goons!'

'So have I! Stay here Tamika and take over his house.It's Our property now!'

I had to think fast. I decided that My only hope was to get a taxi by force
from the taxi rank .This would be a good idea anyway as they would not know it
was Me when I came after them. . They honesty believed that I would not come
after the and would not drive as fast as normal

I ran down in the dark to the main street of the town of Gu�thary. I was
getting frantic. I saw in the distance a taxi rank. I ran into the office as
fast as possible .There was a big fat slob sitting behind the table reading a
paper.

He looked up at My enormous leather clad figure

'I want a taxi now !'

'Je veux un taxi maintenant!'

He looked up at Me from his paper.

'We don't have taxis now. You wait.'

'Nous n'avons pas aucuns taxis maintenant!Vous attendez!'

I was furious! With one move I ripped the paper out of his hands.

'There's a taxi outside! Now you will give it to me!'

Il'y'a un taxi dehors.Vous le me donnerez!'

'You can't take that taxi it belongs to us!'

'Vous ne pouvez pas prendre ce taxi l� !.Il nous appartient!'

'Give me the keys I want it now! Are you going to argue with Me?

'Donnez-moi les cl�s.Je le veux maintenant! Allez-vous vous disputer avec
moi!'

'Just leave my office now!

'Juste sortez ma bureau maintenant!'

'You asked for it I asked you for the keys and you haven't obeyed me! Perhaps
this will convince you!'

'Vous avez demand� pour cela.J'ai vous demand� pour les cl�s et vous ne m'avez
pas ob�i�!Pe�t �tre ce vous convaincra!'

I grabbed him by the collar.

"WHAAAAAAAAAAP!"...I slapped him hard across the face.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! 'Are you going to give Me the keys now?

'Allez-vous me donner les cl�s maintenant?' "WHAAAAAAAAAAP!".."
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! I
clenched My right fist and smacked him in the mouth.
SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKK!!!. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! He
staggered back toward the middle of the room. He was so surprised, that he had
not collected himself before My left fist landed on his jaw. SMAAAAAAAAAAACK!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! He staggered again. He saw that I was
ready to land another and begged me to stop.

'NO MORREEE!!I beg you! Here are the keys!!' NON PLUS !! Je vous implore!Voici
les cl�s!!' He groaned in agony blood now pouring down his nose in a torrent.
As I had said before I loathed disobedience!

I ran out as fast as I could. I jumped into the car and drove full speed down
the road. I was soon in the next town St Jean de Luz. I was breaking all speed
limits as I hurtled down the road determined to capture Sir Brian at all
costs. There was still no sign of the car as I drove on to the next town
Hendaye that was right on the Spanish border.

Suddenly I could see in the distance Sir Brian's car! It was not going fast at
all as they really did believe I would not come after them just because My car
had been destroyed .I carried on driving listening to the conversation on My
mobile phone

'Well it looks as if that Pleasuredome Bitch can't come after us!' said Sir
Brian overjoyed.

'We'll soon be in Spain where we can hide out. I've got friends over there!
She'll never be able to find us!' said Pierre

'That's just where you're wrong. Sir Brian! Do you honesty think that car is
the only car in the world and I can't get another one?' Sweat poured down his
face once more. 'Blast you Pleasuredome!' said Sir Brian. 'Is there no
stopping You?! 'I'm coming after you now Sir Brian and there's no stopping Me!

I put My foot hard on the accelerator. We were now in the town of Hendaye a
mile from the Spanish border. He realized that with all the traffic he could
not move fast. With one move I drove the car right to the side of his car. The
driver had no option but to swerve to the left onto the pavement. He drove
forwards almost knocking into the pedestrians and came to a halt.

Quick as a flash I was out of the car with a steel rock in My hand ready to
throw it through the windscreen. I was now stranding right next to Sir Brian
and his two goons .They knew that the game was well and truly up!

'Come out all three of you now!' 'The game's up! 'COME OUTSIDE WITH YOUR HANDS
IN THE AIR!' Any comments to Norseland@hotmail.com