THE BOSS LADY AND THE BLACK DOMME BUST UP THEIR OPPONENTS MERCILESSLY by Hamlet I turned the corner driving straight into the Newnham Golf club near Daventry ignoring the three goons who had obviously been sent to stop Me capturing Sir Brian. As I turned I carried on listening to Sir Brian's phone that he had obviously forgotten to turn off� . Even if he had it would not have made any difference as I still would have been able to listen to his conversations with My advanced Fujita mobile phone. I could hear the conversation even if it was switched off. He was shouting at one of the goons at the top of his voice, 'Will you keep your eyes peeled to see if you can see any car with two women in it. One is very big with dark curly hair and the other is big and Black.They're both wearing leather coats.You can't miss them!'' Watkins My former client had given him My picture and told him� I always wore leather urging him to surrender to Me.I would have to punish him too for colluding with My enemy. He was in for another sore arse after the 30 I had given him when he was My client! 'Er Boss� . O'ive jost soin a big car come in,� it went so fawst wuy could not tell who wus in it loik'� the goon� said in his broad Midlands � accent. 'Didn't you tell� it to stop� all cars coming you bloody idiot!' It was clear that these goons were not very bright and could not follow simple orders ! 'Roit boss wuyll get in the car and stop� it!' As I drove to the entrance I could see a grey car come behind Me in My windscreen.The goon was shouting at Me to stop the car. 'STOP THE CAR OR WU'YLL SHOUT!!' I took no notice as I drove straight to the main office. Just as I� was driving � two shots rang out .They hit my back tyres as my car swerved onto the golf course almost hitting two players who ran into the distance screaming. As I drove on I managed to apply the brakes just in time.As I did so I could hear two more shots ring out as the back windscreen was shattered. As this happened both Dionne and I went to our knees so that We could not be seen from outside. I whispered to Dionne as the thugs came towards us guns in hand. 'Just wait until they come near and then We'll attack!' I could hear them talking in their Midlands accents. ' Eet lawks like theyre dead! Shull oi owpen the dawr tow check?' 'Yus � yowd better moik suwer loik!' God these goons were brainless I thought to Myself! The first goon opened the door on Dionne's side. He looked in horror as he saw Her crouching on the floor ready for action 'Oi thowt yow were dead!' 'No you bastard I'm very much alive!!' She leapt out of the car and brought Her lethal right heel of Her boot crashing into his stomach. He let out a piercing scream of pain that could be heard right across the golf course. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! The other goon came towards Her knife in hand. With lightning speed She thrust upwards and then forwards with mighty Her right fist knocking him to the floor driving hard into his belly. He wrapped his arms around his belly and began to puke all over the grass. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! The other goon on My side was watching the fighting that was going on in awe not realizing I was crouching on the front seat. Before he knew it I opened the door straight into his stomach causing it to go crashing right into his face .He let out an even louder scream that again could be heard far across the golf course. It seemed everyone on the course had stopped playing as a crowd had gathered around the car. I jumped out of the car and before he could recover I took two steps towards him and began slamming My left fist into his face. The whole crowd looked at Me in total amazement never having seen such fighting skills in their lives and some began to cheer as they had seen these goons firing at Us .He screamed at the top of his voice as blood� and broken teeth came screaming down his face. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! I was determined to reduce this bastard to a complete cripple especially as I wanted all the crowd to understand in no uncertain terms that they had better understand I was their� Ruler and no one fires a gun at Me without being a hospital case for the rest of their lives! I moved against him determined to perform serious CBT in him by smashing all his testicles completely. Suddenly My foot shot out and with deadly for My heel slammed in between his legs. He was overcome with pain and nausea as he rolled on the ground in front of My boot clutching his smashed testicles. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! I was not going to show this bastard any mercy at all as I grabbed him by the hair dragging him off the ground. He was now begging for mercy as blood was screaming in a torrent down his face, 'PLUYSS MERCYYY!!' He groaned in utter agony 'You should have thought about mercy before you fired at Me you shithead how you dare fire at Me the Boss Lady!' With that I ripped My fist hard into his belly as I could hear his rib cage crack. CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! I then proceeded to rip ten more punches deep into his belly each one more vicious than the last as he screamed and screamed to no avail. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! He was now gagging and puking as blood and puke was now falling all over My lovely shiny black leather gloves. 'Look at the mess you've made all over My lovely new shiny leather gloves you bastard! I only bought them yesterday!' I let him go as he fell on the floor collapsing in a pool of his own blood and vomit. We has been total triumphant as expected as Dionne stood owner the bodies of Her two victim Her boot heels in their necks. It was quite clear after the beating� She � had given them they would never walk again in their lives just as My opponent would be cripple for the rest of his life! I called Sir Brain on his phone .I was left with a message stating that he was not available. He had obviously tied to escape from Me! I turned to Dionne. 'That bastard is not answering the phone he obviously left the golf club and is heading home! Let's walk over to the office,' We walked over to the office together. Sitting at the desk was Watkins the manager of the golf club. I walked straight up to him grabbing him by the collar in My powerful leather gloved hands. 'Well Watkins it's good to see you again. You remember Me don't you?' 'Yes Mistress Pleasuredome you gave me 30 strokes of the cane and I could walk for a week Mistress!'he wailed. 'Yes I remember and you got just what you deserved and I will give you 30 strokes if you don't tell Me where Sir Brian has gone!' 'He's gone home I think Mistress.' 'Don't worry. I know exactly where he lives as has got a website for his companies that gives his home address .I'll get the bastard! ' 'Meanwhile I'm going to have to punish you again Watkins !You have carried on serving My enemy Sir Brian as his manager and anyone who serves My enemy is My enemy!' '� No Please Mistress I told him to surrender to you please don't beat me again!' 'You should have resigned immediately you knew he had defied Me! You are going to have to be punished I'm giving you 15 strokes right over this table now!!' 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOMISTRESS PLEASUREDOME!!!' he wailed like a little baby. 'Take your trousers down Watkins!' 'BEND OVER NOW!!!!� ' Any comments to Norseland@hotmail.com .