PASTOR SANDRINE TRIUMPHS AGAINST THE BULGARIAN HOODS
by Hamlet



The Bulgarian hoods hesitated at first not knowing what to do. With one swift
movement Pastor Sandrine put her cat o nine tails around Stanko's neck. She
squeezed hard and he began yelling with pain.

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

Racap the restaurant owner and her friend Oben stood beside her so grateful
for her assistance as she was like a true Goddess from Heaven

Racap translated for her into Turkish.

'You'd better come outside now or I will just strangle him to death now!'

'Şimdi dışarı �ıksan iyi edersin, ya da onu şimdi �l�me boğarım!

They all knew that she meant exactly what she said.

She then dragged Stanko onto the street. The two other Bulgarians Branilil and
Bogdan walked behind her knowing the fate that awaited them.

As she pulled him outside a large crowd had gathered. It was clear that here
in Istanbul they had never seen one woman fight three men.

She walked outside and stood in front of all three of them. She released the
cat from

Stanko's neck. He was clearly in great pain and knew just how strong I was.

'Well you guys you're all supposed to be such big tough mafiosi. Surely,
you're capable of beating just one woman. There are three of you and just one
of me. Just to make it fairer on you I will just use my fists and legs. You
can use any weapons you like. I won't even use my cat!'

Racap translated again

'Heinzi bu kadar b�y�k sert mafyalar olmanız gerekiyordu. Tabii sadece bir
kadını yenebilirsin. ����n�z ve sadece bir beni var. yumruklarımı ve
bacaklarımı kullanacaksın. İstediğiniz silahları kullanabilirsiniz.
Kedimi bile kullanmayacağım! '

She gave the cat to Racap who stood besides her.She moved back to Stanko who
was shaking with fear just at the sheer size of her.He was pretending to be
tough in front of his friends and the crowd that was getting even larger. They
had never seen a spectacle like this in their lives!

'Well Stinkpot I said you're first. Why don't you attack me? I'm unarmed. You
can use any weapon you like'!'

He began to pull out a large flick knife from his pocket. His hands were
shaking. She could hear Branilil shout out..Racap translated for her

'Why don't you shove that knife into the Black Cow!'

-'Zashto ne vkarash tozi nozh v Chernata krava!

Racap translated the Bulgarian into English for her

'No one but no one calls me a Black Cow and ever gets away with it. I will
deal with you later you bastard!' she yelled at him standing right in front of
his ugly face.

As she turned around, she could see that Stanko had made a pathetic attempt to
lunge the knife at her. It was a total failure. With one swift movement she
brought her fist hard down and knocked it right out of his hand. She could
hear his bones crack as he let out a piercing scream that could probably be
heard half way across the city.

YAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

She held him by the neck in her leather gloved hands He could see my hand come

backwards.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! 'he yelled as he saw it move hard towards his face.

Her first moved deadly hard with full force into his face. His face exploded
as teeth blood and bones came pouring out. It was clear he had lost almost all
his teeth and the bones in his nose were totally smashed to pieces.

'Lights out Stanko!'

He saw her bring back her fist even harder. With one mighty blow she smashed
it hard into his windpipe. She heard the all too familiar sound of broken bone
as her fist had completely destroyed the windpipe. He let out another piercing
yell.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

He fell onto the ground in a dead bloody heap!

She turned around. Branilil He was coming towards her with a long-serrated
knife. Anger and hatred were burning in his eyes.

He shouted at her in his own language.

I will kill you you Black she gorilla!'

Shte te ubiya Cherna tya gorilla!

Racap again translated the Bulgarian into English which made her even more
furious.

It made no difference as she moved the heel of her boot hard into his
testicles.She could tell that she had totally smashed his ball sac as he let
out a terrible cry that was even louder than Stanko.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

He fell on the ground clenching his broken testicles yelling for all he was
worth. She pushed the spiked heel of her boot down into his Adams apple!

'You called me a Black gorilla you dirty bastard!'

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!MMMMMMERRRRRRCCCCCCYY!!' he bellowed as he lay prostrate on the
ground.

'Say your prayers you bastard if you believe in a God!'

With that she stamped her heel down until it sliced clean right into the Adams
apple like a knife. Like his friend his life was no more!

There was only one left Bogdan. He stood there terrified knowing his end had
come. He knew there was no escape as she moved her mighty Black muscular body

towards his wretched frame.

Suddenly he took out a gun and pointed it at her.

'If you come towards me I kill you you Black bitch!' he said in broken
English.

He really was frightened and his hand was shaking as he was almost unable to

hold the gun.

'Give me the gun now!' she said moving menacingly towards him.

He hesitated.

'I said give me the gun now! '

'DO AS YOU ARE TOLD!.

He realised the game was well and truly over. He meekly handed the gun over to
her as if it was a present. Her dominant size and personality had just
overwhelmed him completely. He fell on the ground blubbering like a little
baby and began to lick her boots.

'PLEASE PPPLEASSE DON'T KILL ME!'

'I just did what I was told!'

She picked him up by the throat with one hand.He was groaning with pain as her

nails dug hard into him.

'Well since you are just obeying orders perhaps you should put me through to

your Boss.Put him through on my mobile now!'

He rang at once with her terrible grip around his throat.He began to speak to

him in Bulgarian. She grabbed the phone from him.

Again he obediently did as he was told and said his name was Zhikov.

'Is that Zhikov? It's me Pastor Sandrine the Ivorian Domina you bastard. I've
just

beaten and killed 2 of your gorillas Stanko and Branilir.Now I'm now coming
after

you you bastard!'

'You cannot kill me! who you think you are!' he shouted down the phone trying
to sound tough.

'I've just told you who I am you arsehole I'm the Ivorian Domina and I'm
coming to kill you.Now where do you live?'

'I cannot tell you where I live!' she could feel the fear in his voice.

'You'd better tell me where you live or I'll strangle your thug Bogdan to
death!'

'Don't kill him. He my nephew!'It was clear he was getting frightened.

'Well if you want your nephew to live tell me where you live so I can come
around and deal with you!'

It was clear he could hear Bogdan's screams in the background as she ground
her

razor sharp nails into his throat. Bogdan then shouted something in Bulgarian
which Racap translated as

'For Gods sake tell her where you live I'm in agony!

Za bog, kasha Ĭ kudo shives, as sum v agoni!

'SHE'S GOING TO KILL ME!'

TRYABVA DA MI UBIVA!!!

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