Pastor Chineera Udoma 
by Hamlet



Pastor Chineera Udoma was a huge 6'6" Black Domme and Pastor of the grace
Pentecostal Church in Canning Town East London. She also liked to be called
The Black Domme or sometimes the 6 BS -Beautiful, Bestial, Bitter Bloodthirsty
Bossy and Brutish

She lived alone in quite a small flat with Her 2 cats.She kept it spotlessly
tidy believing that .She spent 2 hours every day making sure there was not a
speck of dirt anywhere-even the cats were spotless!

Although there was not a quote in the Bible that stated "cleanliness is next
to godliness", the Bible was very expressive in several scriptures that God
wanted his people to be clean. He was more concerned about our inward man
being clean than the outward. But here's the thing, when your inward man is
clean then it produced outward cleanliness. you . . There is a scripture in
Matthew 23:26 that says, "Thou blind Pharisee, cleanse first that which is
within the cup and platter, that the outside of them may be clean also." Jesus
was saying what point is it for the cup and platter to be cleaned on the
outside while the inside remains dirty. So He said to clean the inside so that
the outside may be clean as well. This is proof that He would like for us to
be clean internally as well as externally, which meant that cleanliness is
next to Godliness.

She followed a rigid diet as She was a real health fanatic. She lived on fruit
juice, fresh fruit and vegetables and plenty of salad. She followed the Book
of Genesis and God said, Behold, I have given you every herb yielding seed,
which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in which is the fruit
of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for food. Genesis 1:29

.She would take no drugs of any kind and that included any alcohol, tea or
coffee. She was totally hostile to alcohol .She had taken the Pledge
"Realizing the importance of healthy body and mind, I promise, with the help
of God, to live a Christian life of true temperance in all good things and
total abstinence from the use of tobacco, alcohol, or any other narcotic."

She also made sure that the block of flats she lived in were spotlessly tidy.
She did not tolerate mess of any kind from any the residents. She imposed a
cleaning rota and woe betide anyone who did not keep to it! She was also
Chairman of the Residents Association. She collected the Maintenance Money and
there was real trouble if anyone failed to pay. This money was for the upkeep
of the block of flats and to make sure the flats were maintained in perfect
condition. She did not tolerate any misbehaviour from the Residents and that
included failing to do the cleaning or making any noise. All stereos had be
off by 10 PM and everyone in bed by 11 PM.

She once caught one of the residents still watching TV at 11.15 PM.She was
Furious and told him in no uncertain terms that She did not make rules for fun
and that he was disturbing the other residents. She also said next time She
would give him a good face slapping he would never forget and would smash the
TV to pieces and forbid him to watch TV again.She ordered him to go straight
to bed and stood over him while he took his clothes off and went into bed.she
switched the light off and told him never to cause any trouble again.No one
but no one messed with Pastor Chineera The Black Domme!

She loved physical exercise.After a Sermon She normally spent at least 3 hours
in the gym.She was now an expert at all the weights and in fact developed
muscles of steel.She excellled at any sport whether it was jogging, pole
vaulting or tennis. In fact She had just played an experienced player and beat
him easily 6-0, 6-1, 6-1.It was so easy She just hit the ball with Her massive
muscular arms that were even bigger than Serena Williams. The poor wimp just
could not hit them back and in fact broke his racket twice trying to do so.

She excelled at all forms of fighting and know She just could not lose fight
no matter who or how many She fought against. She had just acquired Her Black
Belt in karate and was now going on to the higher level in Taekwondo. She was
still giving Self Defence classes and shows Her pupils how to defeat any
opponent.

She just loathed bad or ignorant behaviour of any kind.In particular She hated
it if people did not greet Her in the mornings on the train or the bus. Where
She originated from in Akwa Ibom State in Nigeria it was considered very rude
to fail to greet people,She expected the same-She could not stand this English
habit of ignoring other people.She recently got on a train and everyone
naturally said Good Morning except this one bastard.He was reading his paper
and just ignored Her .She was livid.She walked over to him and just ripped the
paper away from him.She shouted at him 'How dare you ignore Me you ignorant
bastard!Are you blind or something?'

She then grabbed him by the neck and threw him off the train at the next stop.
She turned round to the other passengers and said 'Does anyone else want to
ignore Me?

NO!! they all called out in terror.

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