Pastor Chineera by Hamlet When Pastor Chineera returned to the pub in Canning Town it was definitely not up to ,Her high standards and there were few things She detested more than filth! Although some of the tables had been cleaned and the glasses removed, the floor was still covered in ash and there was still dust everywhere. She was on Her way back from the gym and was dressed in a leather jacket, skin tight leotard and calf length boots and was wearing tight leather gloves-altogether a formidable sight. There were 3 customers and She ordered all of them to get out-one of them looked drunk so She told him he was barred and he was lucky to escape a beating. She then went straight to the landlord and grabbed him hard round the neck digging Her nails hard into his throat. The pain was excruciating and he was crying in agony. 'Right you bastard I thought I told you to clean this filthy place up' 'IVE TRIED PASTOR CHINEERA 6BS III SSSPENT ALL NIGHT CLEANING IT UP'he stammered almost unable to speak as he was in so much pain. 'Well you didn't do a very good job did you you bastard'She said digging Her nails now so hard into his neckthat blood was now starting to flow. 'There are 2 things in the world I absolutely loathe -disobedience and dirt.When I give orders to someone I expect to be obeyed.I do not give orders or fun I give them so that the person does exactly as they are told! As for dirt I loathe it .This place is disgusting and in My view places like this should not exist' 'Now do you know what I'm going to do you f---g piece of shit? NNOO PPLEASE SHOW ME MERCY PASTOR CHINEERA .I CAN'T STAND ANY MORE PAIN'he cried out with blood coming down his throat. 'Well you're getting even more pain and I will enjoy every moment of it.Im going to give you a really hard Belly Punching andyou will end up a hospital case you bastard! 'NNNOOOO PASTOR CHINEERA!!!!!'he screamed. 'And do you what I'm going to do to your filthy pub.Im going to destroy it completely.After today this pub will no longer be trading because I'm going to smash absolutely everything in it.By the time I've finished there won't be a single glass table chair or bottle that I haven't broken. So you will be spending the next few months in hospital and you will be out of business completely.Do you f---g well understand you bastard?' PPPLEASE DONT DO THIS TO ME I'LL PAY YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT!he screamed terrified of the prospect that awaited him. 'I don't want your filthy money.Now get your shirt off and stand to attention with your hands on your head!You're getting 2 hard Belly Punches! She let his throat go-he had already lost a considerable amount of blood. He quickly ripped off his shirt as he knew how desperate She was to give him a good Punching. Being an expert on anatomy She knew exactly where to punch to achieve maximum pain. She aimed Her fist at his solar plexus and took Her time as She moved Her hand slowly up his stomac.God She was going to enjoy this-She didn't think 2 punches were enough but then more than 2 might kill him! She then moved Her fist right back and clenched Her fists to achieve maximum impact. The suddenly She struck driving the fist and all Her huge weight right into the solar plexus. AAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHH -he let out an ear splitting sream and went flying across the room.He was doubled up in agony and began to vomit all over the floor.What a disgusting sight! She pulled Him up by his hair.He was literally blubbing like a little child. 'Right you bastard.Here comes the second one! She decided to break some of his bones so she took aim at his ribcage. She knew exactly where to hit him to achieve maximum pain. Again She took Her time and moved Her hand up and down his stomach-he didn't know when I was going to strike. She then moved Her fist right back and with full force drove it hard right into the ribs She could feel the ribs cracking under Her fist and could hear the crackling of broken bone. CRAAACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! . She stood over him in total triumph! She then proceeded to smash the pub up and destroy everything in it.She first of all picked up a table and hurled it through the window.She then did this with all the tables until all the glass in the windows was broken to pieces. She went behind the bar and literally broke every single glass against the wall.She then took every single bottle and smashed every single one .I She was getting really excited doing this and was getting wet all overThe more She destroyed the more She wanted to destroy.She was determined that nothing in this pub would be left standing! By the time She had finished the floor of the pub was like a river covered in drink and broken glass.The landlord lay in a heap on the floor submerged in drink and broken glass.she had literally totally wrecked the place! She took a picture of the pub and the landlord lying there .She decided to produce leaflets with a picture of the wrecked pub and the unconscious landlord in full colour with a picture of me in full black leather,- At the bottom of the leaflet would be the writing THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO THOSE WHO DISOBEY PASTOR CHINEERA!!! Beautiful, Bestial, Bitter Black Bloodthirsty Bossy and Brutish! ANY COMMENTS OR SUGGESTIONS TO NORSELANDIC@HOTMAIL.COM