SISTER RIVA BEGINS THE FIGHT BY DEMOLISHING HER OPPONENT IN THE FIRST ROUND by Hamlet Sister Riva took Mike out to his dirty garden. He was cringing in fear as She held him tightly by his neck digging Her latex covered nails into his neck. She had never seen such a look of fear on anyone's face in Her life! She then stood before him in his front garden in all Her latex magnificence standing nearly 2 feet taller .She ordered his wife whom She called Fagash Lil to stand to attention with her arms on her head. She then ordered her children, whose names were Susie and David, to stand to attention next to their mother. They would watch the beating of their father Mike and this was the last time the Jennings family would ever be together. She then ordered Fagash Lil, Susie and David to move and clear the rubbish in the garden. They moved really fast and piled all the rusty bedsteads and junk into one corner of the garden. They moved so fast-they knew that She meant business and that Her orders were to be obeyed without question. Just then there was a knock on the door. It was the Social Worker Thelma with the Takatiki family who were being led into the garden All four of them looked so small and timid compared to the sheer size and power of Riva. The comparison between a Norselander a descendant of the Vikings and a Papian a simple meek Polynesian people was like the difference between a man-eating tigress and a kitten! Mike had thrown rubbish into their garden and had even thrown a brick through their window. The 2 children Susie and David had made a Papian family's life hell harassing their sweet little two daughters Lusi and Nina. They both looked so sweet and gorgeous like little brown dolls in comparison who would not harm a flea. They had also threatened the wife a lovely sweet submissive woman wearing a skintight sahini called Edna 'f---g Papi'. God Riva was bloody furious! 'Thank you so much for saving us Sister Riva. You are our Angel from Heaven' said Mr. Takatiki a short fat man with dark brown skin his head bowed in dutiful submission to Her a mighty latex dressed Norse Woman. 'That's fine Mr. Takatiki. You are a Papian and it is the duty of us Norselanders and the Leather and Latex Nuns and the Royal Overseas Judges (ROJ) to protect and take care of you, as you are so weak and gentle and submissive and We are so strong and dominant! 'I am so pleased to meet you Sister Riva 'he said bending down and kissed Her latex gloved hand. His wife and children knelt on the ground in dutiful submission to their Superior knowing all third lives to fear the Norselanders the Settlers who had taken over their island and with whom they as the natives shared the island of Pacifica a tropical paradise in the Pacific Ocean. As the Jennings family was working away a crowd had gathered outside. Word had gone round right across Hackney that a fight was about to take place and the neighbour from Hell Mike was to get a good hard beating. It was quite clear that they were overjoyed at the prospect of the evil Jennings family getting exactly what they deserved. Riva saw a banner being unfurled 'WE ALL LOVE YOU SISTER RIVA!! '. 'Well Mike it looks as if you're not very popular. Why do you think people hate you so much?' She stood there in Her latex magnificence really towering over him. The sunlight shone on the shiny black latex and made Her look even more impressive. Mike now looked so wretched and puny in comparison. Suddenly he fell down to the ground whimpering like a little child. 'Please Sister Riva I know I've done wrong and they're right to hate me. Please as a Nun forgive my sins I can't take a fight. I know you will win -you're an Experienced fighter and I are not. I beg your forgiveness. I promise you I'll move out with my family and well never trouble anyone ever again. Please I'm so sorry for what I've done-I apologies to all these people. Please Sister Riva Don't beat me for God's sake I can't take it!' Shouts of COWARD!!! COWARD!!! came from the crowd that was growing larger every minute. She dragged Mike off the ground by his neck. 'Mike you're just a bloody coward! You pretend to be tough when no one stands up to you, but when a Nun like Me stands up to you you beg forgiveness. Well it's too late now you've come to the end of the road. Yes I am a brilliant fighter. The difference between Me and you is that I'm a super strong athletic Nun and you are a fat, ugly wimp with a big beeergut. Now you're going through 10 rounds whether you like it or not and there's no escape!' She then told Moira that she was going to be a referee. The Fight would be decided by the first one to win 10 rounds-it was obvious to everyone that it was going to be no contest! There would be no submissions. Every round would end in a countdown for 10.She was not going to make it easy for Mike to submit At the end of every round. She I then turned to the crowd. 'Right My fans you are about to see a brilliant fighter in action Me a Nun from Norseland a Nation many of you have never heard of in the Pacific Ocean a Matriarchy and the richest nation on earth. Remember to win a fight as I'm about to do, requires strength, agility and intelligence all of which I possess. You are about to watch the destruction of an evil man as well as learn about fighting. Is everyone paying attention?' YES SISTER RIVA! !! A roar came from the crowd. 'Mike lets get fighting. The First Round will begin. Now I'm giving you the opportunity to fight back. I could have just given you a good hard thrashing so I'm being generous to you.Now I'd like you to try to hit Me' He did not know what to do-he just stood there almost paralyzed. Shouts went out from the crowd. COWARD!!! COWARD!!!! YOU'RE AFRAID OF A WOMAN? 'Well Mike you are supposed to be such a tough guy. You're so used to intimidating and have harassed these people. Why don't you hit Me?' He mumbled something like 'All right then'. He suddenly took a lunge at Her. It was the most feeble looking blow She had ever seen-She could have done better at the age of 7!She just stood slightly out of the way and he went flying across the garden, his head hitting a rusty bedstead. She dragged Mike up by his neck and forced him to stand in front of the crowd. 'Well Mike that was the most pathetic attempt at a punch I think I've ever seen. I'm going to have to show you how to really punch properly.' She turned to the crowd. 'I hope everyone is watching, to punch properly you aim at a tender part of the opponents' body such as the solar plexus down here. Then you put your fist into the clinching position and bring it right back. You then move in fast putting the weight of your arm hard into your opponent's stomach. Like this!' CRRRRAAACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!! Mike let out one of the loudest screams She had ever heard. YAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! He doubled up and literally flew across the garden landing in a heap by the wall. Moira counted to 10. ROUND 1 TO SISTER RIVA!!!!!!