SISTER RIVA CHALLENGES A NEIGBOUR FROM HELL TO A FIGHT AFTER HUMILIATING HIS FAMILY by Hamlet Sister Riva walked straight towards Mike who had been harassing a Papan family the Takatikis and grabbed him by the neck in Her strong latex gloved hand. Sweat was pouring off his ugly greasy face. He tried to answer Her back but it was clear he was petrified. 'You can't just walk into my house and threaten me like that. Who the f""k so you fink you are'' He was trying to sound tough in his Cockney accent but was failing miserably. She gave him a ringing slap across his face which made his whole head turn right round.He let out a scream of pain which was a foretaste of what was to come. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! 'Of course I can walk into your stinking house you dirty bastard .I'm Leather and Latex Nun and I do exactly what I like you piece of worthless shit!' She screamed in his face. He was now really frightened and tears were forming in his eyes. He realized the end had come. 'Immm sorry. Please could we sort this out .I promise I won't cause any trouble again' he mumbled his head reeling with the pain. She gave him another hard slap across his face which made his head turn right round to his back. Blood stared to pour down his face.Tears were now rolling down his cheeks. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! 'The only way were going to sort this out you piece of shit is when I make you a cripple for the rest of your life! And another thing the words 'Sister Riva ' come at the end of every sentence from now on! Now first of all you piece of garbage I want payment!' 'You mean I have to pay to be beaten SSsister Rrriva' he stammered. 'Of course you do you piece of detritus.Do you think I do this for nothing! I want £250 now!' She screamed right in his face. 'I don't have £250 on me Sister Riva' he blubbered. 'Right where's your wallet? He took it out.Like everything else in his house it was dirty and smelly.She went right through it.there was only a £5 note and a couple of credit cards.She went up to his wife. 'Right Fagash Lil(that was Riva's nickname for her)-I want you to go round to a cash machine and withdraw £300 from these cards right now.If you're not back in 10 minutes you're in for real trouble. There's no escape from me a Nun.I'm charging the extra money as interest as I expect payment now! Now piss off and get going you dirty whore!' 'Yes Sister Riva ' she yelled and ran out of the house immediately. She then confronted Mike's's children.They were the filthiest brats She had ever seen.The boy had purple hair and an earring.his clothes looked as if they had never been washed.The girl had greasy hair and her face was covered in spots. Riva was disgusted just looking at them. 'Right you dirty brats. You will now stand to attention with your hands on your heads while I proceed to fight and beat your repulsive father.You will be spending the next 6 years of your lives in a Reform Institution supervised by the Nuns which I will visit regularly to give you treatment which means making your lives as hard as possible. You will pay for inflicting misery on other people. the poor Papian family who had the misfortune to live next door to you brats.Do you understand you disgusting wretches!. 'YES SISTER RIVA ' they shouted out hanging their heads in shame. Mike was standing there.He was shaking with fear.She walked right up to him looking so majestic and strong beside him. 'Right Mike I think its time we started our fight don't you? The first to win 10 rounds wins the fight.There will be no submissions each round will end in a countdown which Thelma your social worker will count. You know perfectly well how this fight will end don't you you worm? 'Do we have to go fight Sister Riva-cant you just send me to prison for the rest of my life? She was furious with him 'You worm! You're just a useless coward like all bullies.You harass people like the Takatikis who don't resist you , but when someone like Me, obviously bigger and stronger than you challenges you to a fight you are totally terrified!' Mike just hung his head looking totally dejected.He knew that mentally and physically She was so superior to him. Just in time his revolting wife whom She called Fagash Lil returned with the Money.Riva counted it and fortunately for her it was right.She took the credit cards from her -they were Hers now. ' Mike .From today you will not only be a cripple, you will also never be able to work again and so you will also be bankrupt as you will never be able to pay off your debts.' Riva turned to Thelma the Social Worker. 'I want you to collect the Takatikis from their home as I want to meet them and also want them to see this shithesd being beaten black and blue!' She grabbed Mike by the neck and took him out to the garden as She couldn't stand his filthy living room any longer. 'Right Mike! 'LET'S GET FIGHTING!! TO BE CONTINUED