SISTER RIVA CHALLENGES A NEIGHBOUR WHO HAS BEEN HARASSING A PAPIAN FAMILY TO A BLOODY FIGHT by Hamlet Sister Riva Robberhaard sat beside the phone at the St Agatha Convent in Eastry in England waiting for the responses after the first advertisement that the Sisters of Mercy or the Leather and Latex Nunss had placed in the British national press .It read THE SISTERS OF MERCY THE LEATHER AND LATEX NUNS Are you facing trouble or harassment from neighbours? Have Police done nothing at all? We are on organization of Nuns from Norseland waging a Holy War against all sin, immorality and godlessness by ruthlessly dealing with the evildoers and criminals not prepared to repent from their sins and to see The Light, just like one destroys the weeds in the garden so that the flowers can grow in abundance. If you are suffering from harassment or face noisy or troublesome neighbours them please call Sister Riva at St Agatha Convent.She will deal with troublemakers immediately! CALL SISTER RIVA NOW! She had just completed a brilliantly successful mission with a Colleaugue Junior Sister Nicolette They had just captured a Muslim cleric called Al Hajj. This bastard had claimed that women who do not wear the veil are like 'uncovered meat' that attract sexual predators! He had compared immodestly dressed women who do not wear the Islamic headdress with meat that is left uncovered in the street and is then eaten by cats. He had suggested that a group of Muslim men recently jailed for many years for gang rapes were not entirely to blame. The result was that Sister Riva and Junior Sister Nicolette had broken into the mosque in Finsbury Park They had beaten thee of his guards to a bloody pulp and Riva had said to the three of them 'I'm tired. I have blood over my uniform as does My Colleague. We are standing here soaked in blood from the three of you! We are not in the best of moods, so hand over the Al Hajj or We will start battering you again. You have lost miserably and We have won without a single hair on Our head being touched!" Suddenly a rather thin man with a white beard and a turban had walked into the room and beheld the bloody sight of his three bodyguards lying in agony on the floor. 'I'm Al Hajj you've won. I have no choice but to surrender to you!' he said shaking with fear. Riva had walked over and slapped him hard across the face. He screamed as blood came pouring down his nose. He began to cry like a baby as he fell on the floor. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! 'YOURE UNDER ARREST AL HAJ!!!' She now wore a long black shiny latex gown that complemented Her platinum blonde hair that went right down to Her shoulders. Her hair was completely covered in a tight latex cap. She would wear a mask to terrify Her victims so that Her mouth was the only part of her anatomy that was visible. Under Her gown She wore a really tight black latex basque that showed off the power of Her body and Her muscles to terrify Her enemies. She also wore thigh length leather boots with 6" heels and pointed steel toes around Her waist as well as carrying a steel cross that was pointed at the end and could in itself be used as a weapon. She wore an armoury of weapons a whip with steel thongs at the end knives leather chords and knuckledusters. She also wore long shiny skin tight latex gloves. There was a message on Her ansaphone from Hackney Social Services. It was from a Social Worker called Thelma .Riva rang her back to ask her what was the problem.She replied that they had heard all about Her as a LLN from the advertisements. They had been ordered under the Anglo-Norselandic Treaty (ANT) to report all incidents of Papians being harassed to the ROJ (Royal Overseas Judges) or to the LLNs. She said that the Police and Social Services were having real difficulties with a problem family.The father was a builder and was a real nuisance .His family were described as 'neighbours from Hell'His family were constantly harassing their neighbours. The father who was a builder had threatened his neighbour a peaceful Papian family called the Takatikis with violence. He had thrown rubbish into their garden and had even thrown a brick through their window. The 2 children had made a Papian family's life hell harassing their sweet little two daughters Lusi and Nina and the wife had called the wife a lovely sweet submissive woman called Edna 'f---g Papi'.The police did not know what to do.It was no use evicting him as he would just cause trouble elsewhere.Thelma told Riva that only the treatment of the LLNs was the only solution especially as the family were Papian and Norselanders were sworn to protect all Papians around the world as their children and slaves, sharing as They did the same island of Pacifica with them.No one could harass a Papian and get way with it! Riva agreed that this bastard needed to be dealt with by the LLNs.In fact he needed to be wiped off the face of the earth! She would go to his house in the morning and challenge him to a fight She I would beat him up so badly that he would never be able to walk or talk again in his life. In fact She would beat him up so badly that he would probably be dead in a few days from internal injuries and blood loss.The only real solution to him was death! She decided to call him first telling him she was coming. She found out his name was Mike. Eventually he answered the phone. 'Is that Mike 'I said 'Its Me Sister Riva Robberhaard of the Sisters of Mercy or the Leather and Latex Nuns .I'm coming round on tomorrow and I'm going to have a very painful Session with you !' 'What you f---g well talking about!' he replied in his Cockney accent 'It means I'm coming around and I'm going to break every bone in your f---g body you evil bastard.I've heard all about you-you're a public nuisance harassing a Papian family! Your useless days will be over because I'm going to challenge you to a fight and after that you will never be able to even walk again and you might even be dead .Do you understand ?' 'You can't threaten me-what if I'm not there in the morning?' 'You'd better f--g well be there because if you're not I'm going to chase you until I find you and when I have found you Ill make sure you're a cripple for the rest of your life.There's no escape from the LLNs -you can run but you can't hide!' He tried to sound tough but his voice was shaking. OK I'LL BE THERE!