SISTERS MARLONA AND AVALONA PRESENT THEIR EVIDENCE BEFORE SENIOR SISTER JOANNE AT THE CATECHISION COURT
by Hamlet



Marlona stood in front of the Golden Throne where Senior Sister Joanne was
sitting to present Her evidence against the prisoners Chris and Laura.

"Senior Sister Joanne "

"As You know this was the first Divine Mission outside Norseland with My
Colleague Sister Avalona that I had been sent on since arriving in England. My
orders were to break into the house of the Richardson's and to forcibly take
them both back to the St.Agatha Convent . They were to be brought back to the
Convent where Laura who was pregnant would have her child forcibly aborted and
she would then be sterilised. Chris would be forcibly sterilised to prevent
them both being able to have children ever again. He would also stand trial
before this Catechision Court for his past crimes."

"This was all part of the new Eugenics Drive as Your Excellency knows launched
by Us LLN (Leather and Latex Nuns) in which thousands of raids would take
place all over England and eventually the world by the LLN whose aim was to
prevent retards and those with criminal records ever having children and
thereby reducing the number of criminals and retards in the world."

"After We had arrived I pushed against the window of their house in Dover and
without a noise a pane of glass was pulled away by Me . There was enough room
for Us both to enter the house through the window as Sister Avalona went in
first."

"The thing we both noticed as We entered the house was the terrible stench of
urine and filth. As if any child let alone a dog could possibly ever be
allowed to be brought upon in a dump like that!"

"We walked up the stairs and could see the bedroom door slightly on Right. I
opened the door as I walked in as quietly as possible .I could see Chris
beneath Me sprawled under the sheets and blankets snoring loudly dead to the
world. With one move I grabbed hold of his pyjama shirt and held him shaking
him hard in My mighty latex gloved hands . He woke up and screamed and gazed
in terror. Who was this black figure in as long latex gown standing right over
his bed?"

'"Who the ell are you? 'he shouted in abject fear sweat pouring down his
face."

"I leant next to his ear as I cold feel him shaking in terror and grabbed him
by the neck in My r hand digging my razor sharp nails into his throat."

'"My name is Sister Marlona of the Sisters of Mercy or the Leather and Latex
Nuns, Chris!"

'You're My prisoner now !'I'm taking you to the Convent!'

He replied in a totally offensive way as follows;

"Look 'ere what the 'ell do you f-------g want? What are you doing in my
house? I'm calling the Police!!

"I replied."

'"Chris I have come with My Colleague Sister Avalona here to take you to the
Convent to be sterilised for your own good. You are also to stand trial at the
Catechision Court to atone for you past sins and misdemeanours so that you can
see the Light. You see Chris you and your girlfriend Laura here are Our first
victims on Our Divine Mission to eradicate crime and to deal with criminals
like you if necessary by putting you to death to save your soul."

'"We have just broken into your house as Holy Burglars one of the skills We
Nuns learn and are expert in. No house in the world is safe from Us and no
criminal or sinner anywhere can escape the Divine Justice. My Colleague and I
are going to take you back by force to the St Agatha Convent in Eastry near
here. "

"Your girlfriend Laura here will have her child forcibly aborted as she is not
fit to have children being a retard herself just like you. You are not fit to
be a father as you are a criminal and someone of very low intelligence not fit
to bring up children as you are not a moral example to children at all .Also
your house is a compete shithole and stinks of dog's urine! This house is not
fit to bring a cat or dog up let alone a child and with your English love of
animals the RSPCA would not let you bring up a cat or dog here!'

He relied again showing no repect for My Divine Mission."

'You can't just stop me from having children you bitch ! Who are you God!' he
yelled hysterically terrified out of his wits smelling the mixture of leather,
latex and perfume that exuded from My massive muscular body.

"Well I am a Nun and I am on earth to do God's Will!' You are an evil sinner
and My prisoner now!'

He replied resisting arrest and showing total disregard for My Divine Mission
refusing to accept his sins."

"YOU F------G BBBBB!!!"

Sister Sarah had securely tied the two prisoners Chris and Laura to the rack
first by the hands and them by the feet as they were tied in a crucifix
position completely naked, unable to move a centimeter and facing total
humiliation during their trial as they directly faced Sister Joanne theyhad no
option but to listen in silence as Sister Marlona gave Her evidence

"That was excellent evidence Sister Marlona I do not feel like showing any
mercy to this criminal after what you have said!'

"Sister Avalona -present your evidence!'

Sister Avalona stood to attention to present Her evidence.

"While Sister Marlona was dealing with Chris I moved around to Laura's bed.
She was screaming hysterically as I stood over with rubber straps in hand
ready to tie her up securely."

"She started crying and shouted at Me"

'Please what do you want? What are you doing here? Have you come to kill us?'
she wailed uncontrollably.

"I then said to her."

'No Laura my child I've come to take you to the Convent with Me. If you don't
resist I wont hurt you but if you do you might get My hands across your face
and I might crop your arse!'

"She replied still crying hysterically. "

'What do you want? Are you going to kill me then? What do you want with
me?'she sobbed petrified of the dreadful fate that awaited her.

"The dialogue went as follows."

'All that's going to happen to you is that I am going to take you with Me to
the Convent where you will have an abortion and will be sterilised. As long as
your a good girl and are obedient you will not be hurt! Just do as you're
told!'

'I want my baby! I've always wanted a baby all my life! You can't take away my
baby from me! I've always wanted to be a mummy!'she bellowed hysterically.

'I'm sorry Laura the fact is that you are a retard and a person of very low IQ
and are not suited to have children. Any child born to you would be a retard
too and only suffer. The best thing is for you never to have children ever
again!'

'Who are you? How can you do this to me?' she blubbered terrified out of her
mind.

'My name is Sister Avalona of the Sisters of Mercy or the Leather and Latex
Nuns as We are more commonly known. You are now My personal prisoner. I am
from a Nation thousands of miles away called Norseland which someone like you
with such a very low intelligence will never have hard of. We are Instruments
of God's Will and the Will of Our Monarch The Queen Goddess.'

' We believe in practising Eugenics which is a word a retard like you cannot
even pronounce and which you would not understand. as you as so simple but it
means that people of such low IQs as you and your partner cannot be allowed to
have children as you are not fit to be parents!'

'Please let me have children!' she yelled.

'Now just be quiet !You will address Me as Sister Avalona at all times and
obey My every command without question as I am superior to you in every way.
Do you understand you little tramp?'

"I held her firmly by the face in My latex gloved hand making her wince with
pain."

'YES SISTER AVALONA!!' she screamed.

"With that Sister Marlona My Colleaugue grabbed hold of Chris by the throat
and the crotch at the same time hurling him in one move over Her mighty
shoulder as if he was just a sack of potatoes."

"Meanwhile I shoved a rubber ball hard down Laura's throat so that She did not
have to hear her stupid voice any more. I then turned her over and with a
rubber strap tied her hands securely together tightly so that she could not
move one centimeter at all. I then tied her legs to her hands and then tied
the straps around her neck so that she was trussed up like an animal on its
way to market not able to move at all .With another move I hurled her with one
hand over her shoulder as if she was as light as a feather."

"The two of us carried our two helpless victims out of the house into the cold
dark night outside."

"That is excellent evidence Sister Avalona. You may sit down now!'

"Sister Valentine You may now interrogate the prisoners!"

Sister Valentine the Prosecutor walked over it Chris who was tied on a rack
naked in the crucifix position with Sister Sarah standing over him looking
such a complete weed shaking with fear. In the Catechision Court just like
courts in Norseland the prisoner had no rights at all. The purpose of the
trial was to humiliate the prisoner and to pass sentence .The prisoner was
guilty as soon as he/she entered the court room. If the prisoner dared to
argue with the Prosecutor he/she would only be in trouble been though he/she
was give one opportunity to say a word in his defence.

She toward right over him as She spoke pushing her powerful latex covered body
into his puny frame as She grabbed him by the hair.

"Chris you wretched filthy foul contemptible despicable squalid specimen!"

"HAVE YOU A SINGLE WORD TO SAY FOR YOUR MISERABLE SELF?"