RHIANNA SPEAKS ABOUT CORRECTIVE THERAPY by Hamlet Riana Bjorgegaard strutted down in front of Her audience at the Senate House of the university of London to address over 1000 leading academics and psychiatrist's o the efficacy and the overwhelming power of NLCT (Neuron linguistic Corrective therapy). She was now a fully qualified Neuron Linguistic Corrective Therapist (CT) having only just moved from Pedersborg in Norseland to London in where She had opened a Practice with Her Friend and Colleague the Black Scorpion Mistress Treasure. Rhianna had come to the UK because in Her own Nation the population were healthy mentally as well as physically extremely healthy and there were not the no depressives, alcoholics and drug abusers that there were in the UK and other countries. She looked so impresseive dressed in Her low cut black leather Cat suit that revealed Her curvaceous muscular arms Her long Blonde platinum hair that went right down Her shoulders that made Her look so stunning. She was wearing knee length high-heeled boots with six inch pointed heels that made Her look so tall and statuesque. She completed the effect by wearing skin-tight leather gloves. She also wore a crop around Her waist to instil total fear into Her clients and the audience.As She walked past She hit the crop against Her side with slow rhythmic strokes. 'The Therapy work that I practice is completely based on you. It concentrates on how you react, your personality make up, your beliefs about your world and yourself all of which are almost completely wrong and confused. So, if you believe that you need to address those issues right now you must realise what an inadequate worm you really are,you must , contact ME NOW and let's get you where you and you t you to be! Just because you are psychiatrists you need this treatment even more! Am I unnecessarily cruel? Of course not, as a Therapist I am considerate and My actions in punishing the client prove that I am, truly, kind and considerate. I am determined to help you and cure you and rid you of your problems by beating them out of you. If I were cruel and uncaring I would not punish you, I would let you do what you like and let you run wild. If I let you run wild you would soon be in trouble with the law and you would end up in court or on skid row as a drug addict and, no doubt, prison. It would be very cruel of me to let you follow that path. However, because I am kind-hearted, I am willing to teach you the error of your ways and show you that you're not beyond redemption. And I shall teach you! Believe Me, and you will learn. I will teach you a lesson you will not forget! I am more than happy to spend My time to instill strict discipline in you no matter how many strokes of the cane and crop it takes. See how kind I am! NLCT involves extensive verbal and physical l humiliation. I will abuse you.I will insult you. I will offend you. I will mistreat you. And you are going to take it! I hope it hurts your feelings because as a Therapist I do not like you as you are as a depressive or alcoholic or even a practitioner of CBT(Corrective Behavioural Therapy) I shall insult you regarding your nationality as an English person and that I am a superior Norselander,yourpolitics, your ancestors, your family, your faith, your principles, your beliefs, your impotency, My supremacy, your inferiority, your lack of knowledge, your incompetence, you are pathetic you worm, useless, inept, clumsy, the size and ugliness of your penis, that you are ugly, unclean, foul, that you are irrelevant, inconsequential, unimportant, insignificant, I will shout abuse at you in your face, curse you, call you names, intimidate you, tease you, torment you, taunt you and turn you into a complete mental and physical wreck. . NLCT teaches that language and behaviours (whether functional or dysfunctional) are highly structured, and that this structure can be 'modeled' or copied into a reproducible form.]� Using NLCT a person can with the control of the Therapist can 'model' the more successful parts of their own behaviour in order to reproduce it in areas where they are less successful or 'model' another person to effect belief and behavior changes tocluding hypnotic techniques, which proponents claim can effect changes in the way people think, learn and communicate Practitioner. Cognitive Behavioural Therapy� (CBT) that you practice is a short-term� psychotherapy� originally designed to treat� depression, but is now used extensively in the UK for a number of� mental illnesses.� It works to solve current problems and change unhelpful thinking and behaviour� One of the first therapists to address cognition in psychotherapy was� an American Alfred Adler� with his notion of� basic mistakes� and their role on unhealthy or unpleasant emotions.]Adler's work influenced the work of� Albert Ellis,� who developed one of the earliest cognitive-based psychotherapies, known today as� Rational emotive behaviour therapy, or REBT Yet I know CBT does not involve the therapist ever directing the patient and IS based purely on trying to change behaviour by changing the patient's thought processes. Furthermore, other researchers have � written that CBT studies had high dropout rates compared to other treatments. At times, the CBT dropout rates could be more than five times higher than other treatments groups. For example, the researchers provided statistics of 28 participants in a group receiving CBT therapy dropping out, compared to no patients ever dropping out of NLCT. CBT has failed to provide a framework for clear and correct thinking. It was strange for CBT theorists to develop a framework for determining distorted thinking without providing a framework for gnitive clarity" or what would count as "healthy, normal thinking." Additionally, I do not believe irrational thinking is the source of our mental and emotional distress when there was no evidence of rational thinking causing psychological well being. For Me CBT makes something of thinking that was far less exciting and true than thinking probably is. There is also the maintaining of the status quo promoted in CBT, the self-deception encouraged within clients and patients engaged in CBT, how poorly the research is conducted, and some of its basic tenets and norms: "The basic norm of cognitive therapy was this: except for how the patient thinks, everything is OK". As opposed to CBT I know that the combination of treatments under NLCT will provide happy, efficient and effective results for clients who want to change now and create a new exciting future for herself my guidance. In spite of all that modern science is doing to battle this illness, depression was on the increase every year since 1915.That was why NLCT (Neuro Linguistic Corrective Therapy has entered the field as the only cure for depression and mental illness I know there was more to depression than we realize. Depression has to be examined from a spiritual point of view. This was not a discussion about mind over matter. Depression was real, but the weapons we use the in battle depended on the kind of war we were fighting. We must choose our weapons based on a full understanding of our battle. She knew that in the USA 19 million Americans were affected.that it struck women twice as often as men.15% of those affected commit suicide. $24 billion yearly in lost productivity. $12 million was spent on drugs to treat.. She knew that NLCT was the only solution. .