KARIA AND MAAIKE DEAL WITH TROUBLE IN DEVON
by Hamlet



Karia walked down the main road of the large village of Cheriton Fitzpaine in
Devon. It was now pitch dark and she was really tired and hungry after all her
exertions. She could not understand in some of these English villages why
there was no lighting at night. In her Nation every community and town were
lit up all night. Still her Nation Norseland was more advanced and civilised
in every way and she could not wait to return there to her home town of
Lundsted in 4 days' time!

As she walked down the street, she began to eat her burger and chips she had
bought at the White Lion. It was disgusting. She took one bite and spat it
out. It was full of grease and gristle and was hardly cooked at all. She had a
good mind to take it right back to Lorraine at the pub whom she had bought it
from.

In Norseland a burger meant a huge hunk of steak covered in sauce in a brown
sesame seed bun. It had to be 100% meat by law and nothing like a Mc Donald's
burger that was full of gristle and brown bread. That was one reason, among
many others, that Mc Donald's along with most American chains like KFC and
Burger King were totally banned in Norseland.

She was still hungry but she just could not eat that burger. As she walked
along, she could sense danger coming. She looked down the street and could see
a car coming straight towards her with its lights shining right in her face.
She recognised it as the car that was driven by the youngsters who had sworn
at her and David Jones whom she was staying with.The car moved towards her. As
it came beside her a beer can hit her in the arm with beer going all over her.
One of the youths shouted out.

'Why don't you f---off back to Norway or wherever you f---g come from you
bloody dyke!'

Like all her fellow Nationals she disliked being told she was from Norway even
though Norselanders were descendants of Norwegians in the same way as
Americans were mostly descendants of English people.

She stood there ready to confront them. They turned round and drove the car
straight towards her. She leapt out of the way. The car went careering
forwards and halted just in time.

She took a rock in her hand and leapt onto the bonnet demonstrating her
athletic skills.

With one move she threw the rock hard into the windscreen, at the same time
driving her boot hard into the glass. It smashed at once and splinters went
straight into the face of the driver.

He let out a piercing scream as blood went all over the place!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

The car came to an abrupt halt in front of her.

At the same time, she dragged the youngster out of the front seat. She then
dragged the other from the back seat. She them threw them both over the car
holding them firmly by the hair.

'Right would you like me to take your trousers down and thrash you with my cat
o nine tails?'

'NO PPPLEASEEEE' PPLEASSSSEEEEEE!!!!!! they both screamed.

'Well I'll let you go back to your mummies, but if I see you ever again
causing trouble again, I will thrash all the skin off your backs! Now get out
of my sight and take your friend with you and don't ever cross my path again!'
she shouted so all the village could hear.

He picked up his friend who was still screaming and bleeding profusely and
they ran down the street as fast as they could leaving the car behind. It was
quite clear the whole street had heard what had happened which is what she
wanted. Once more had shown off her amazing power to the local yokels!

She walked back to the Jones' house feeling so pleased with herself. These
bastards in the village would really know who was Boss!

She strode into Jones' house. He was watching TV with his daughter Jenny.
Jenny rushed up to her and hugged her.

'How are you Karia? I'm so glad you're staying with us! If only you could stay
longer! You are an Angel sent from Heaven!'

She really regarded her as her Saviour and Guardian Angel.

'Don't worry Jenny. I will deal with those bastards. I have dealt with one of
them at the White Lion already. I have also dealt with 2 youngsters. After I
have gone Maaike my Norselandic friend will look after you and will also be
your Guardian Angel so don't worry!'

'Now Jenny I'm very hungry and tired. I had a burger and chips from the White
Lion but it was revolting and I threw it away. Could you cook me some beans on
toast? I'll also have a glass of fresh orange juice. Make sure the toast is
made from brown bread as I don't eat that disgusting white bread!'

Jenny did exactly as she was told. She brought the meal to Karia on a tray in
her room. Karia ate heartily. She ate plenty of beans knowing they were good
for her muscles!

She undressed and went to bed naked revelling in her muscular body. Soon she
was in a heavenly sleep.

The morning came. as the sun was streaming through the window. As she looked
out at the lovely Devon countryside, she recited the hymn

'Though� every prospect pleases, and only man is vile' as the hymn by Heber
went.�

She leapt up and took her shower washing her wonderful muscular body all over
with shower gel.

She then changed into the same leather outfit she wore yesterday, except that
this time she wore a tight leather jacket. She really did look impressive as
she put on lots of mascara and shiny lipstick ready to face the day ahead
hoping that today she would deal with those bastards for good!

She walked down to the living room where Jenny was sitting. She ran up to
Karia hugging her.

'Oh, Karia I'm so pleased to see you. You're looking wonderful this morning as
usual What can I get you for breakfast?'

'I'd like a large bowl of bran flakes cereal, coffee and beans with brown
toast and freshly squeezed orange juice . Make sure the bread is brown as I
said don't eat white bread at all as I have told you!'

As she was preparing to eat David her father walked into the room. He was as
respectful to her as usual.

'Good morning Karia I've had a look at you bike. I'm afraid I can't repair it
as it needs a new front wheel and the front is all smashed. I do know someone
in Exeter who could fix it. If you like I will drive you over there in my van
this morning it's only 12 miles away.'

'Certainly, I will come with you in a few minutes after I've eaten my
breakfast.'

She then finished eating after telling Jenny off for not making the coffee
properly. Jenny replied that she would learn by her mistakes in future.

As she was walking into the garage, she saw one of the thugs who was in the
pub actually working there! He scowled at her with a look of deep resentment.
She smiled back knowing he was really afraid of her power and presence.

They loaded the bike into the van. Soon they were going through the lush Devon
countryside through a village Stockleigh Pomeroy. This was indeed gorgeous
countryside .

They were soon in Exeter the capital or county town of Devon. The garage was
situated in the outskirts of town. It was owned by someone called Jim Wright a
pleasant old man. He took her bike out and had a look.

'Well it will cost you about £200 dear. I should have it looking as good as
new in about one hours' time! The Norselandic Hardanger bike is wonderful and
I believe it's the best in the world'

'That's fine I can give you cash. Another thing call me Karia!'

'Certainly Karia.'

She turned round to Jones.

'Right David after My bike has been repaired, I will go to my friend Maaike in
Okehampton. I want you to do something about those bastards'.'

.'For a start there is one of them is working in your garage. How can you
employ him after your daughter was raped by them?' I want you to pay him off
and get rid of him today.'.

'Then I want you to press charges. If necessary, you will go to a lawyer and
take civil action if that corrupt policeman won't do anything about those
bastards. Maaike and I will come later this evening to see how you and Jenny
are getting on. Do you understand?

'Make sure you do as I say and sack that bastard today!'

'Yes Karia' he replied knowing she meant exactly as she said!

As he drove off, she decided to ring Maaike.

'Maaike it's Karia, how are you?'

'Maaike det er Karia,, hvordan har du det?'

'I'm fine. Did you have a good night Karia?'

'Jeg har det bra. Hadde du en goodda noott Karia?

'Oh fine.I'm in Exeter waiting for my bike to be repaired I've told Jones he
must do something about those bastards who raped his daughter and sack one of
them who works in his garage Imagine employimg someone who is involved in
raping your daughter!

"Oh fiint. Jeg er i Exeter og venter paa at sykkelen min skal lagadd. Jeg har
sagt til Jones at han maa gjoore noe med de drittsekkene som voldtok datteren
hans og sanket en av dem som jobber i garasjen hans. Tenk at du bruker noen
som er involvert i nauffga din doottir!'

'I think you should punish Jones for his stupidity and I can't wait to get my
hands on those rednecks Karia!'

'Jeg synes du burde straffe Jones for dumheten hans, og jeg kan ikke vente med
aa faa hendene paa de roode halsene Karia!

'I'd like to come over Maaike to stay with you. . It will take an hour to
repair my bike. I'd like to come over after that!'

'Jeg vil gjerne komdu yfir Maaike for aa v�re hos deg. . Det vil ta en time
aa viddgerdd sykkelen min. Jeg vil gjerne komdu yfir etter det! '

'Certainly, it will take about twenty minutes from Exeter to Okehampton. I
will be teaching Aerobics but you can stay in the school until it's time to go
home!'

'Det vil sikkert ta omtrent tjue minutter fra Exeter til Okehampton. Jeg skal
undervise i dolfimi, men du kan bli paa skolen til det er paa tide aa dra
hjem!

Karia decided to have a walk around the city visiting the Cathedral and
looking at the shops while her bike was being repaired. It was a lovely city
with a population of 130000 and a cathedral dating back to 1050 when Norseland
didn't even exist

Meanwhile Jones drove back to Cheriton Fitzpaine. He was under orders from

Karia to get rid of the workman Mike at his garage and to press charges

He was clearly afraid of those thugs but he was even more afraid of this Norse
Woman!

Yet he realised at the same time just how lazy Mike was. He had been working
on repairing a car wheel for a week. He seemed to spend all his time slouching
around on his mobile phonedoing as little as possible!

As soon as Jones drove into the garage, he could see Mike lazing around and
and

smoking. He really was idle!

He went up to him.

'I thought I told you to get working on that wheel!'

'Well oi ave been working' he said slouching by the door 'Ois tasking a break'

'Look here Mike you're always taking a break. I've had enough. I think you
should go. Here's your money'.

He took a wad of notes out of the cash till and gave them to him.

'I'm bleeding glad oi going Jones. Your making' friends with that foreign
bitch. She put you up to this.! Well oi getting' me friends onto you and your
f---g foreign cow and we'll get 'er and f""k your daughter too!'

With that he picked up a rock and threw it at the window of the garage
breaking the glass.

Jones was now genuinely frightened. He rang up Karia.

'Hello Karia it's me David. How are you?' he said his voice shaking.

'Oh, I'm fine. I've just collected my bike from your friend. He's done a
beautiful job! I've had a lovely morning looking around Exeter and am having
coffee in this really attractive caf� in the cathedral It's a wonderful
building!. I'm just about to set off to stay with Maaike'

'Karia I've done what you told me. I've sacked Mike as you've told me to. The
only trouble is that Mike has said that he will come back with his friends and
attack you and may try to rape Jenny again.''

'Don't worry David. I still want you to press charges. I will ring Maaike and
find out the name of solicitors who can deal with the case. As for Mike and
his friends Maaike and me will beat them senseless and nearly kill them all if
necessary.'

She phoned Maaike. She gave her the name of a solicitor in Tiverton. She then
told her to ring David.

Davd picked up the phone

'Hello Jones my name is Maaike. I'm a Norse Woman and Karia's friend

My plan is as follows. I know a solicitor's firm in Tiverton called Webb's. I
know a solicitor there called Julie. She will take on your case and bring a
civil action and also lodge a formal complaint against Devon and Cornwall
Police

. 'If you have any trouble from those thugs who raped your daughter you will
leave the number with Julie and and Karia and I will deal with them.in the
most vicious way possible afterwards as we are Norse Women and always win! As
Karia has said we are quite prepared to kill them all if necessary!

We will all meet up at the solicitors at 3 PM and don't be late!'.

'Certainly Maaike.'.

YOU AND KARIA ARE OUR SAVIOURS AND GUARDIAN ANGELS!'

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TO BE CONTINUED