MONIKA THE MOTHER by Hamlet ANTJA THE DAUGHTER MONIKA AND ANTJA ARRIVE IN ISRAEL The Norse Air super jet roared down the main runway of Ben Gurion International Airport arriving as usual exactly on time by the second, with its customary efficiency it displayed with its Sister Norselandic airline Lufteflote. Both airlines had the reputation of being the most efficient and luxurious in the world. Monika and her daughter Antja looked out of the window feeling so excited that this was the first time they had ever been out of Norseland in their lives, as they both anticipated the excitement of the Pilgrimage that awaited them. Suddenly there was an announcement on the Intercom as the mighty super jet the largest of its kind in the world ground to a halt just outside the main Terminal Building. 'Good morning ladies and gentlemen. this is your Captain Anna Ulvaueus speaking. We have arrived exactly on time at Ban Gurion International Airport. I hope you have thoroughly enjoyed your journey with us and on behalf of myself and my crew it has been a pleasure to have you on board with us. Our journey has lasted the scheduled time of fifteen hours twenty minutes exactly. The local time is exactly nine am and the local temperature is twenty-two Centigrade or seventy degrees Fahrenheit two degrees cooler than Stefansholm where the present temperature is twenty-four degrees centigrade. Will passengers please proceed to the exits of the air jet to make their way to Customs.' 'God morgen mine damer og herrer. dette snakker kaptein Anna Ulvaueus. Vi har kommet nooyaktig til tiden paa Ben Gurion internasjonale lufthavn. Jeg haaper deren haren hatt stor glede av reisen din med oss, og paa vegne av meg selv og mitt mannskap har det v�rt en glede aa ha deg ombord med oss. Reisen vaar har eksistert den planlagte tiden paa femten timer og tjue minutter. Lokal tid er nooyaktig klokka ni, og den lokale temperaturen er tjueto centigrade eller sytti grader Fahrenheit to grader kj�ligere enn Stefansholm, hvor den naav�rende temperaturen er tjuefire grader celsius. Vil passasjerer gaa videre til avkjoorselene fra luftstraalen for aa komme seg til tollvesenet. ' Suddenly there was another announcement on the Intercom. 'Good morning everyone this is Sister Valerie the Principal of the Saint Anna in the Steps of Jesus pilgrimage. Please could all pilgrims meet me in exactly ten minutes time at Exit B. 'God morgen alle sammen, dette er sooster Valerie, rektor for den hellige Anna i Jesu pilegrimsreise. Kan alle pilegrimer m�te meg paa nooyaktig ti minutters tid ved avkjoorsel 'Remember this is the first day of the Pilgrimage and you will all behave with a sense of reverence and decorum. You will bring your passports along with your visa forms. I will personally escort you and accompany you to Customs. Remember you are representatives of our Nation and I and Sister Vanessa of the Warrior Nuns will be your supervisors and you will do exactly as we tell you! 'Husk at dette er foorste dag paa pilegrimsreisen, og dere vil alle oppfoore dere med en foolelse av �rboodighet og dekor. Deren vilen ta med passene dine med visumskjemaene. Jeg personlig vil eskortere deg og foolge deg til tollvesenet. Husk at du er representanter for Nasjonen vaar, og jeg og sooster Vanessa fra Kriger Nonner vil v�re dine veiledere, og du vil gjoore akkurat som vi forteller deg! Monika called out to her daughter Antja who had just taken a shower and was washing her face and applying makeup in the sumptuous bathroom next to her cabin. 'Come on Antja! Hurry up and pack all your hand luggage. Let's go to Exit B. Remember to behave yourself at all times as the Pilgrimage starts now! We have to make sure we do exactly as Sister Valerie orders us to do. Remember she is our principal and supervisor!' 'Kom igjen Antja! Skynd deg og pakke all haandbagasjen. La oss gaa til avkjoorsel B. Husk aa oppf�re deg hele tiden naar Pilegrimsreisen starter naa! Vi maa soorge for at vi gjoor nooyaktig slik sooster Valerie beordrer oss om aa gjoore. Husk at hun er vaar rektor og veileder! 'Certainly, Mother I will obey every word you and Sister Valerie order me to do. Your every command is my will. I am so excited Mother this is the first time I have ever been out of our Nation in my life and I can't wait to see Israel! You are such a marvellous mother allowing me to travel with you on this God sent Pilgrimage! "�Sikkert, Mor jeg vil adlyde alle ord du og sooster Valerie beordrer meg til aa gjoore. Din hver kommando er min vilje. Jeg er saa spent Mor dette er foorste gang jeg noen gang har v�rt ute av Nasjonen min i mitt liv, og jeg kan ikke vente med AA se Israel! Du er en saa fantastisk mor som lar meg reise med deg paa denne Gud sendte Pilegrimsreise! Both Monika and Antja were dressed to impress in the outfit they would were throughout the pilgrimage of especially as they knew how stifling the heat would be of bikinis and boots. In the case of Monika she wore thigh length boots with 10 cm heels whereas in the case of Antja she wore calf length boots that clung to her tanned muscular legs Monika wanted to reveal her enormous rippling muscular arms, her platinum blonde curly hair with her legs bigger than tree trunks, with her shiny thigh length high heeled boots. Antja in turn revealed her huge protruding breasts and displaying her long tanned powerful legs, with her skin-tight leather shorts They did not care who would be offended, their object was to intimidate and overwhelm these foreigners and all who looked at them. At Exit B stood Sister Valerie accompanied by the four other pilgrims from St Anna's church Kongsted Gerthe, Astrid, Bjorn and Kjell. Sister Valerie looked threatening in a way, dressed in her Priestess uniform of a leather stetson. tight fitting leather jacket that displayed her enormous mammaries, studded collar, skin tight lycra pants and knee length shiny boots. Hilde and Astrid were dressed similar to Monika and Anja in bikinis and boots that they would wear throughout the Pilgrimage. Hilde had long blonde almost white hair that went right down to her waist. Astrid had her hair tied tightly in a bun that made her look so strict and formidable. Kjell wore tight leather shorts rather like German lederhosen that revealed his huge protruding member. Bjorn had his platinum blonde hair shaved, whereas Kjelle had his curly blonde hair tied in a pony tail making him look almost feminine, except his enormous bulge was between his legs rather than on his chest. 'Right fellow pilgrims this is the first day of our Pilgrimage All six of you are representatives of our Nation and soldiers of Christ. You must behave yourselves at all times and obey mine and Sister Vanessa's orders. I will now escort you to the customs and baggage check. You must not leave my sight for one second.is that absolutely clear?' 'Hooyre med pilegrimer dette er den f�rste dagen av pilegrimsreisen. Alle seks av dere er representanter for vaar Nasjon og Kristi soldater. Dren maa oppfoore deg selv til enhver tid og overholde mine og sooster Vanessa ordre. Jeg vil naa eskortere deg til toll- og bagasjekontrollen. Deren maa ikke forlate mitt syn i ett sekund. Det er helt klart? ' 'Yes, certainly Sister Valerie' they all responded in unison. 'Ja, bestemt sooster Valerie' Sister Valerie escorted them down the corridor past a large Israeli flag and an enormous portrait of David Ben Gurion Israel's first Prime minister after whom the airport was named. Ben Gurion iwas the main international airport of� Israel� and the busiest airport in the country, located 19� km (12� miles) to the southeast of Tel Aviv.. In 2017, Ben Gurion handled 20.8 million passengers. The airport was considered to be among the world's five best airports,� due to its passenger experience and its high level of security. Security forces� such as� Police� officers,� Israeli Defence Forces � and� Israeli Border Police� soldiers were complemented by airport security guards who operated both in uniform and� undercover. The airport had been the target of several terrorist attacks, but no attempt to hijack a plane departing from Ben Gurion airport had ever succeeded. After check-in, all checked baggage was screened using sophisticated X-ray and� CT� scanners and put in a pressure chamber to trigger any possible explosive devices. Following the check-in process, passengers continued to personal security and passport control. Before passing through the� metal detectors� and putting carry-on baggage through the X-ray machine at the security checkpoint, passports and boarding passes would be re-inspected and additional questions could be asked Security procedures for incoming flights were not as stringent, but passengers could be questioned by passport control depending on the � country of origin, or countries visited prior to arrival in Israel. A rather miserable looking woman dressed in a military uniform ordered all seven pilgrims to show their passports, as Sister Valerie stood over them towering over all of them in her majestic height. 'Show me your passports now!' the Israeli woman; almost shouted at them displaying her surly manner, Sister Valerie confronted her speaking her right in her face. 'You will address my fellow Nationals, who have come to your country on a Pilgrimage, with the respect they deserve you jumped up bureaucrat! Sister Valerie shouted almost in her face. It was clear that the Customs official was petrified as she quickly glanced at their passports and gave them back almost immediately. It was then time for the hand luggage to be inspected this time by a man in uniform, who appeared quite overwhelmed by Sister Valerie's size and presence. As he looked through almost every item of Monika's hand luggage Sister Valerie confronted him too. 'Will you hurry up and inspect the hand luggage I don't have time to waste as we are meeting someone in the hotel concourse in ten minutes. These are my parishioners and I am directly responsible for them. They are not carrying guns or knives as I know because I inspected all their bags in my Nation before they boarded the plane. Now will you let us through now so we can collect our bags from the check out!' He had no choice but to comply with her as the pilgrims collected the rest of their bags from the transmission belt. They were soon standing out the concourse waiting for Sister Vanessa. They all looked in front of them as standing there was a woman nearly seven-foot-tall dressed from head to toe completely in black. latex, wearing high heeled boots with razor sharp toes her face covered with only her mouth visible 'GOD MORGEN ER PILEGRIMER MITT NAVN SOOSTER VANESSA AV 'ARASAMADUR NONNENE DIN FUUREN OG VEILEDER!' GOOD MORNING PILGRIMS! MY NAME IS SISTER VANESSA OF THE WARRIOR NUNS YOUR TOUR GUIDE AND SUPERVISOR!' Any comments to norselandic@hotmail.com