Mary Lou the school disciplinarian
by Hamlet



Mary Lou Branstad had transformed Arthingworth Academy in Stratford East
London to become the best school in many ways in England, in some ways better
than Eton.She was now the headmistress of the Academy after She had been The
School Disciplinarian.

Yet it had not always been like this.One year ago when She applied for a job
there when it was Arthingworth Secondary School a dingy backstreet school that
had the worst discipline and academic record in Britain.

She remembered when She had first arrived at the school.She was dressed
totally in shiny black leather as usual in a leather skirt ,leather jacket
,leather gloves and 6" high heel boots.At nearly 7 foot tall She was an
amazing imposing sight.

The school had adveritised for someone to handle the serous discipline
problems of the school to become the School Disciplinarian .Back home in
Norseland She was a Senior Discipline Officer at Athena Academy in Hjellskilde
in a Nation that had the strictest and best education system in the world.She
had only been in England now for a month and had come to improve Her English
at Newham College.During the day She worked in a pub in Stratford the
Goldengrove and believed the time had come to do a job that was more suited
excellent Her academic abilities.

She realised that Norselandic education had a reputation for extreme
discipline. She was addicted to the Spartan regime of education that was
practised all over Her Nation and was the main reason the Nation had by far
the best education system in the world. She believed that tolerance and
leniency simply encouraged unruliness and insolence. Austerity instilled good
behaviour and was the answer to Arthingworth's problems. She was a passionate
believer in strong firm discipline and was completely intolerant of poor
behaviour. Every single misdemeanour had to be punished which is why She never
tolerated insubordination or indiscipline at all. She was a staunch believer
in AZT (Absolute Zero Tolerance).

There was only one other appicant for the job and he soon left when he
realised what he was up against.

The Headmaster Mr Marley a short balding man, greeted Her as soon as She
walked in.He was so impressed by Her height and powwer. She exuded such total
control and confidence

'Very good to meet you Ms Barnstad. I'm afraid to tell you that the system of
order and discipline in this school has collapsed completely and there is
complete anarchy We need your Norselandic standards of order in our schools. I
have two of the worst pupils in the school here Bing Jones and Ron Holis.If
you can handle them you can certainly have the job!'

The Headmaster walKed over to the two of them.They both looked completely
unsavoutry dressed in dirty old jeans and with their feet up on the table.It
was quite clear that they treated the Headmaster as a complete joke.

Mary Lou was absolutely disgusted .She had never seen a sight of two pupils
siiting ignoring the Headmaster and Her dressed in jeans that woud be banned
in Her Nation.

She walked right up to them furious

'Will you get up now!!'

Insolenty Bing stuck his finger up in the air.

I'll get this up for you blondie and something else! 'he laughed in derision.

With Her leather gloved hand She pulled him out of the chair by the
neck.lifting his whole body demonstrating Her superior strength.

.

She then put Her knee right up his back and pulled his hair back.He let out a
cry of anguish.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

She then pulled his arm right back and slammed his face down hard on the table
as blood came pouring out of his nose.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

He was crying like a little baby as She held his face in Her powerful hand and
gripped himj by the hair as if he was just a piece of garbage.He was crying
just like a little child of 4.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

'That's the way we treat unruly children in My Nation.I have a crop on Me now
and I would love to give two of these little bastards 50 strokes each!'

Mr Marley looked at Her in amazement as did Ron Harris dreading the croppling
he was certailnly about to rceive.

'YOU ARE HIRED MS BRANSTAD YOU CAN START TOMORROW!'

TO BE CONTINUED

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