MADAME MARYLINE GET A MORTGAGE WITH US OR ELSE!
by Hamlet



MADAME MARYLINE THE LIBERIAN BANK MANAGER

KANVEE THE LIBERIAN PERSONAL BANKER

'Well let's go Kanvee .Our objective my Darling is total success and nothing
else!'

Madame Maryline Manager at the Bank of Control and Loving Domination in
Nottingham walked out of the office followed by Kanvee her Personal Banker.

They all walked straight into the office of Harefaced Theves.Madame Maryline
walked straight up to one of the clerks who was doing nothing.

'Right where's the manager?' she shouted at him making him stand up in front

of her.

'He's in his office with a customer' he replied showing obvious fear.

'You call me Madame Maryline you arseholel! It comes at the end of every
sentence! It's on my name badge .Can't you read?'

He stood to attention as the two Bank Women strode right into the manager's
office. The manager's name was John Donaldson.

The manager was sitting with a customer.

'Right get out of your office Donaldson NOW! I will take over your office
today.I'll see this customer myself!'shouted Madame Maryline in a tone that
allowed no disobedience.

'GET OUT NOW YOU IDIOT!'

Donaldson did as he was ordered running out of the office as fast as he
could.He did not want to confront these two Liberian Dommes

Madame Maryline sat next to the customer and put her arm around the back of
his shoulder.He was a small nervous looking man.

'So what's your name?. she asked in a friendly tone.

'Trevor Jenkins 'he said nervously.

'Trevor make sure you call me Madame Maryline all the time.I'm a Bank Manager
as you can see So have you found a property?'

'I think so Madame Maryline' he said nervously.

'And have you arranged a mortgage?'

'Well Mr. Donaldson was going to arrange one with the Halifax Madame Maryline'

'Well I'm afraid Trevor I don't want you to go with them.I want you to take
out a Mortgage with the BLCD.We offer lower interest rates, free valuation and
assistance with removal expenses.Don't you think that's generous Trevor?'

'Can I go away and think about it?'

Her manner changed as her hand moved around his neck.

'No you can't Trevor you will get a Mortgage with the BLCD or else - you have
no

choice Trevor!Also you forgot to address me correctly. I have very sharp nails
Trevor which can penetrate right through your neck and make you bleed
heavily!'

He was getting really scared as her leather gloved hand was now hard around

his neck.

'Yes certainly Madame Maryline.' he groaned in agony feeling her nails digging
into his neck.

'That's a good boy Trevor And who do you bank with?'

'Nat West Madame Maryline' he groaned.

'Well you're going to have to change Trevor. You will open an Account with the
BLCD today!'

'Yes Madame Maryline 'he said sweating away and almost in tears.

'Now be a good boy and fill in these forms and then give them to Kanvee my
Personal Banker who will be here during the day day!'

'Yes certainly Madame Maryline' he replied knowing he had no choice.

She took her hands off his neck and allowed him to leave the room to fill in

the forms.

She turned to Kanvee.

'Well that was easy wasn't it?I think every other cases will be as easy. All
you have to do is apply a little pressure!'

'Now Kanvee you will go later to the other two estate agents but I want you to
stay here and make sure every single customer who comes in opens an account
and has a mortgage wit the BLCD. Make sure every single customer opens a
Mortgage and Account with the BLCD!

Yes certainly Madame Maryline!'.

'GOOD HUNTING KANVEE!'

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