MADAME MARYLINE THE BANK MANAGER AND LIBERIAN DOMINATRIX by Hamlet KANVEE THE LIBERIAN PERSONAL BANKER AND DOMINA OPEN AN ACCOUNT WITH THE BANK OR ELSE! PART ONE Madame Maryline the Liberian Dominatrix sat at her desk in the Bank Manager's Office in at the Bank of Loving Control and Domination Nottingham. She looked so impressive and beautiful as usual in her black leather BLCD uniform. It was 7 AM and she was already at her desk. She lived and breathed work. She was a Bank Manager 24 hours a day 7 days a week. She expected the same kind of commitment from her fellow Liberian and Personal Banker Kanvee. She would tolerate nothing less! She thought of the day before and what a wonderful success it had been. She had personally dealt with a bad debtor Shenton and his solicitor Snellgrove by beating them severely, joined by her wonderful Personal Banker Kanvee.They had been tied them up severely using the techniques of Japanese Rope Bondage that Maryline loved to practice. Both of the prisoners were still in the Bank Dungeon having spent the night in the most excruciating torment trussed up like animals with their heads down on steel beds probably unable to sleep even a wink! Afterwards she and Kanvee her subordinate and Personal Banker had gone around to Shenton's house. Madame Maryline was a qualified Accountant and Valuer and had been through all Shenton's possessions and it was clear they were not enough to realise the debt of £15000.Even taking his car into consideration they were not worth even £5000. She had ordered a firm of bailiffs that were connected to the BLCD to remove all his possessions and clean out his house completely. The only way to realise the debt was to sell the house. The BLCD would get its money and costs from the sale while Shenton would have to put the rest of the money into a special Account. If he ever misbehaved again the Bank would seize the rest of his money. Shenton would emerge from the Dungeon not only needing medical attention, as would Snellgrove, after the torture he had endured.but homeless as well! She had taken full colour photos of both of them trussed up in the Dungeon for an advertisement in the Nottingham Post that would go out today. It read as follows: THE BANK OF LOVING CONTROL AND DOMINATION THE WAR AGAINST BAD DEBT This is what will happen to you if you fail to make repayments on a loan or a mortgage or represent anyone who does! SO, BE WARNED! I know every bad debtor and how much they owe exactly. There is no escape Even if you leave the country I and my Personal Banker Kanvee will pursue you relentlessly! I will be contacting you at once if you are a bad debtor. If you are having difficulty making repayments through financial problems you must contact me IMMEDIATELY! Do not go to a solicitor or a debt councillor.I am the only person you will see about your debts! Don't ignore debt. It will not go away and I will not go away! MADAME MARYLINE THE MANAGER THE BANK OF LOVING CONTROL AND DOMINATION WARNING YOUR PERSONAL POSSESSIONS HOME HEALTH AND SAFETY ARE AT SERIOUS RISK IF YOU DO NOT KEEP UP REPAYMENTS ON A LOAN FROM THE BANK OF LOVING CIONTROL AND DOMINATION As she sat at that desk, she realised that it was not enough to do something about bad debts. She also urgently had to extend the BLCD's business. She sat there studying figures and saw how small the BLCD was compared to all the other banks in Nottingham. This was largely due to the total mismanagement of her predecessor at the HSBC, as it was, the bloody useless Mr. Baker She had written to the Chairman Lady Breakneck asking for his pension to be withdrawn completely. She had a good idea to actually have him thrown in the Dungeon too for his mismanagement! She was determined to have as many people in Nottingham have mortgages with the BLCD as possible. In particular she wanted those with the highest mortgages to transfer them to the BLCD. As well as that she wanted everyone applying for mortgages at estate agents to apply to the Bank. Finally, she would send out letters to every homeowner in the area 'requesting' them to transfer their mortgages to the BLCD and to open Accounts. Under Mr. Baker's useless management the HSBC or BLCD as it is now, only had 5% of the Mortgage market in Nottingham . Madame Maryline was determined to make it 90% or even 100%. She had targeted the person with the biggest mortgage in the area. His name was James Ellwood being a company barrister probably earning about £100000 a year. He had a huge mortgage of £500000 and owned a farmhouse in a village called Bottesford outside Nottingham. She was determined that he should open an Account with the BLCD and transfer his Mortgage too. She was determined that the BLCD should get his money! She decided to write to him as follows: BLCD 26 Clumber Street Nottingham NG1 3GA Dear Mr. Ellwood It has come to my attention that you do not have an Account or mortgage with the BLCD. Naturally I take a very serious view of this. I am requesting that you complete the nclosed forms and transfer your Account at once and take out a Mortgage with the BLCD immediately! The Mortgage we can offer is far better than your existing one with Santander.Our interest rates our far lower and we give you a free valuation. I am quite serious about this and request that you respond to this letter at once. I am quite prepared to discuss this with you in a reasonable way, but if reasonable persuasion does not work then I am quite prepared to take a more physical approach. I look forward to hearing from you. Yours sincerely MADAME MARYLINE THE MANAGER WARNING YOUR PERSONAL SAFETY IS AT RISK IF YOU DO NOT ACCEPT A ENEROUS OFFER MADE BY THE BLCD She had sent the letter the other day and received an immediate response. THE OLD FARMHOUSE BOTTESFORD NG13 OAJ LEICESTERSHIRE Dear Maryline I have no intention of having anything to do with your Bank at all, so leave me alone. We are living in a free country and I can bank with and have a mortgage with anyone I want. I know your reputation for violence. If you try to enter my premises or use force on me, I have hired a Security company to protect me. Please will you leave me alone and stop making threats against me.I have notified the Police about your illegal threats Yours James Ellwood She had written an immediate response; Dear Mr. Ellwood I am in possession of your rude and offensive letter. I know this is a free country, but I expect you to use your freedom in a sensible way to open an Account with the BLCD that will give you a far better service than your existing bank. It looks as if reasonable persuasion does not work with you in which case, I will take a more physical approach. I will be visiting your premises without warning in the next few days and will persuade by force if necessary, you to open an account and Mortgage with the BLCD. I suggest that you get rid of that Security company and stop wasting your money, as they will be no protection at all from me and one of my Personal Bankers. I look forward to seeing you soon. Yours sincerely MADAME MARYLINE THE MANAGER It was 8 AM and there was a knock on the door for the Personal Banker Kanvee to present herself. As usual she looked absolutely stunning. She stood to attention in front of Madame Marline in their gorgeous shiny black leather uniforms ready for their orders for the day. Madame Marline stood above her towering in her leather clad wonder. 'Right Kanvee we have a very busy day ahead of us. We are moving into the Mortgage market. My ultimate objective is for every business and home in Nottingham to have a mortgage and an Account with the BLCD I. We will start by spending the day at the main estate agents in Nottingham.Kanvee you will be with me today at the largest Hairstow Theves.' 'Our object is to get every single customer who comes into the estate agents to have a Mortgage with the BLCD.As usual you will start with friendly persuasion telling them all the Benefits eg low interest rates. 'If that doesn't work you will start with physical persuasion.I find a good Cock and Ball Torture always works on a man!If it's a woman a good squeeze on the nipples works excellently!' 'I will conduct the first interview myself just to show you how to do it.After that I will leave you alone and I will return to the Bank.Every time you see a customer you will ring me just make sure every customer ends up with a Mortgage and an account with the BLCD.I don't care if you make them cripples.I want their money -it's as simple as that.Is that understood?' 'Yes Madame Maryline!' she said together so excited at the prospect. She then turned to Kanvee 'Right Kanvee tomorrow its your fourth Mission .We're calling on a barrister whom I want to open an Account and transfer his Mortgage.We're going to his home in Bottesford.It will almost certainly involve a bloody fight as he's got security guards to protect him. It will be a great opportunity to display your fighting skills.We will then deal with him and use 'persuasion' on him!' I'D LOVE TO I CAN'T WAIT MADAME MARYLINE! Any comments to norselandic@hotmail.com .