THE FIRST TRIAL OF THE CATECHISION COURT BEFORE VERY SENIOR SISTER JOANNE BEGINS IN ENGLAND
by Hamlet



Sister Sarah the Court Bailiff dragged Her two prisoners Chris and Laura into
the Grand Hall of the Trial Room of the LLNs (the Leather and Latex Nuns) St
Agatha Convent in Eastry England by their collars on their hands and knees.
They had their heads bowed and were made to walk like dogs on all fours. As
the entered the pitch darkness of the Grand Hall they looked up from the floor
and beheld a vast throne.

Seated at the top of the throne dressed totally in shiny black latex with a
long flowing cape with only Her eyes showing to make Her look absolutely
terrifying was the Chief Catechisitor Very Senior Sister Joanne Valingstrom
..To add fear to the occasion She wore and long pointed hat that made Her look
immensely tall even as She was sitting there. It was Her role to conduct the
Trial and to pass any sentence She chose on the prisoners.

Next to Her on a slightly lower throne sat the Chief Prosecutor Senior Sister
Valentine Mistragaard.It was Her role to bring the list of charges against the
accused and to ruthlessly cross examine and humiliate them.

To the left in the Witness and Denouncement box sat Sisters Marlona and
Avalona. Their purpose was to bring as much evidence as They could against the
accused noting every single misdemeanour so that the prisoner would face the
full punishment for all his /her sins and misdemeanours.

To the right sat Sister Livia Hackervoll She was appointed to be the
prisoner's Supervisor during their period of Penance at the Convent. She would
control every second of their lives and would personally carry out any
punishment that was ordered by the Court.

Behind the throne was a vast coloured portrait of The Queen Goddess a huge
Norselandic flag and an enormous golden Crucifix.

In front of the throne stood a rack on which the prisoners would be tied naked
upright in the crucifix position where they would directly face the Chief
Catechistitor Herself. .

Once inside the procedure was the accused would be presented with a list of
accusations by the Chief Prosecutor whose role it was to ridicule and
humiliate the accused. Of course there was no such thing as a defense council
just like the Civil Courts in Norseland. The Court existed purely to humiliate
the accused and for the Chief Catechesitor to decide what punishment to carry
out.

Denouncers who in this case would be Marlona and Avalona would be witnesses to
the accusations against the accused such as the fact that Chris had not come
quietly when She had broken into his house arrested him and had sworn at her.

The Court would also use torture to interrogate the criminal This would be
applied by the Bailiff Sarah in this case who was an expert Torturess knowing
how to inflict the most terrible pain on Her victims having come first in Her
Novitiate in the noble art of Divine Torture. The uses of Torture was a
subject that all Nuns would have to be thoroughly qualified in order to attain
full Nunhood .

On the Rack the Bailiff would strap the prisoner down onto a rack in various
agonizing positions while She would torture him/her by squeezing the genitals
in Her latex gloved hands or sticking pins into his /her nipples until the
victim would be screaming for mercy ready to accept that they were evil
sinners and begging to be let back to the Light!. The Chief Catechisitor and
Prosecutor would watch the victims being tortured on a full array of torture
instruments that lay before them.

The other most common form of Torture was similar to that of the Spanish
Inquisition the Strapado in which the victim would be suspended naked from the
ceiling by a pulley in front of the Chief Carechisitor. Weights would be tied
to the ankles testicles, breasts and feet while the victim would be cropped
mercilessly at the same time by the Bailiff .This would continue until the
victim was literally screaming with pain and begging to confess his/her sins.
The idea was for the Confession to be true and free so that the victim would
freely confess their sins.

!. The other form of torture would be Tongue-Lashing in which the Prosecutor
in this case Sister Valentine would yell constant abuse into the victim's ear
reducing them to a total nervous wreck until they confessed all their sins
begging for the abuse to cease.

Sister Sarah securely tied the two prisoners to the rack first by the hands
and them by the feet as they were tied in a crucifix position completely
naked, unable to move a centimeter and facing total humiliation during their
trial as they directly faced Sister Joanne.

Sister Joanne then stood up to address the court

'Good morning Sisters The first trial of the Cathecision Court in England has
begun, This will be the first of its kind in which thousands and thousand of
retards and criminals will be tried and sentenced, many to death .

'I am an Instrument of God's Will and the Will of The Queen Goddess My Word
and every utterance is Law. There is no defence council here and I and only I
will pass sentence according to the evidence that is presented to Me.'

She then directly addressed the prisoners. 'There is no way at all that you as
prisoners can be acquitted given the fact you are both retards and you Chris
have a criminal past. The most lenient sentence I can pass is Suspension by
which you will be given freedom to return home but you will be constantly
investigated by the Nuns in the person of Sister Livia who could arrest you at
any time, breaking into your home whenever She chose. to be taken back to the
convent for incarceration.'

'You would have to wear a hair shirt for a six month period of Probation in
constant pain and you walk around with a large badge saying 'I AM A WRETCHED
SINNER AND DESERVE THE PUNISHMENTS OF HELL FIRE! Which has to be worn at all
times in public as a sign if humiliation and disgrace.'

'The most common punishment I pronounce though is called Reconciliation in
which you as prisoners would be sentenced to a rigorous period of punishment
that would include severe whippings and thrashings until most of your skin was
removed as well as a period of hard labour at the Convent carried out under
the supervision of Sister Livia. She would rigorously enforce the Punishment
until you would almost certainly be turned into physical and mental wrecks at
Her hands!'

'Also as you are retards My Sentence would be compulsory sterilization and
abortion. This will be done by anesthetic by Sister Livia as She has Her full
medical qualifications If you do not fully confess your sins this could be
carried out without anesthetic so you would suffer excruciating pain as the
full penalty for your sins.'

'Yet the worst form would be for Me to turn you over to the Secular Arm the
ROJ (Royal Oversesas Judges) who always cooperate with the Nuns. This would
lead to the Death Penalty just like the auto da f�s in mediaeval Spain. This
would be carried out by the Judges usually in the presence of a Nun at the
Judge Headquarters in London which is fully legal under the ANT (Anglo
Norselandic Treaty).'

'You would face the favourite method of being death by slow and agonizing
strangulation with a leather chord. The Nun would perform the Last Rites while
the Judge would pull the Leather chord around your neck watching you go bright
purple and finally collapse in the most agonizing death imaginable even worse
than Crucifixion!'

She turned to Senior Sister Valentine

'SISTER VALENTINE!

'READ OUT THE CHARGES AGAINST THE PRISONERS!'