MARGARETHE THE FITNESS INSTRUCTOR ARRIVES IN ENGLAND IN HER FIRST MISSION by Hamlet Margarethe fastened Her seat belt on the long 22 hour Norse Air flight from Varense to London Gatwick .She realised just how stunning She looked as She looked in the mirror. She was nearly 7 foot tall with Her long curly blonde hair, with Her tall muscular body, dressed in a shiny tight black leather jacket, skin tight leather gloves, shiny lycra pants and high heeled calf length boots .She wore a name badge on Her jacket. MARGARETHE FASGAARD YOGA AND FITNESS INSTRUCTOR She had travelled first class on the plane for the long and in many ways tedious journey. She had been waited on hand and foot by Her Papian slaveant Toni. She had made the journey a living Hell for him by yelling at him every few minutes to bring Her more food, another drink, put on another DVD, bring Her a magazine and run another hot bath for Her .She had used Her crop on him mercilessly if he made the slightest mistake. Being completely contemptuous of Papians She hit him even harder across his rump the more he screamed. She was travelling on a flying palace in which every single luxury would be available to Her and Her every need catered for or else! She worked as a YFI at a GFI (Gym and Fitness Centre) in Her home city of Varense a huge city of over 13 million the third largest in the Nation and the fifth largest in the world. She was on a Mission to become the Yoga and Fitness Instructor at Belmarsh Prison in London . HM Prison Belmarsh was a Category A men's prison, located in the Thamesmead area of the Borough of Greenwich, Inmates at Belmarsh were offered access to education, workshops, and 2 gyms (one focusing on Physical Education courses and one for recreational gym), with use of a sports hall and a fitness room. The gym staff also had a partnership with Charlton Athletic F.C. to deliver F.A. accredited coaching courses for prisoners. She would be given a class of the six most dangerous and violent prisoners They were a group consisting of two murderers, two rapists .one who was guilty of serious racial harassment and a dangerous paedophile and child molester. Her Mission was not just to whip them into shape by putting them all through the most gruelling exercise but also to punish them by putting them all through the most agonising Yoga positions She could think of! She was one of the thousand of Norselanders especially Norse Women who were now entering Britain as a result of the BNT (British Norselandic Treaty) . Already the Warrior Nuns had entered the country and had established Their Convent St Agathas near Eastry in Kent.. They had entered the country expressly to spread Religion especially the beliefs of the State RLC (Royal Lutheran Church) and to seriously combat the evils of astheism and secularism that was rife in England and was propagated by the leading atheist Richard Dawkins who was allowed to spread hid poison and whom they were determined to kidnap and force him to stand trialThey were also committed child abuse and crime through the introduction of Eugenics the science of scientific breeding. Now the Norselandic Government had decided that as part of its WACT (War Agaist Crime and Terrorism.) something seriously needed to be done about the state of health as well as the extent of crime in Britain by tackling the problem of the very poor state of health in the country .It was known that the British diet was appalling consisting of so much fatty food such as burgers and chips and crisps and greasy fried breakfasts. It was also clear that the British had a serious drink problem that had been going on for hundreds of years and that the average British person drank well over the acceptable level of 21 units of alcohol a week. .The result of this was that the British Health service had to spend millions of pounds treating people with strokes and problems to do with smoking such as lung diseases as well as diseases connected with drink such as cirrhosis of the liver.. Margarethe was a member of the Royal Federation of Fitness Instructors (RFFI) known more commonly as the Health Rangers. The object of the HRs was to drastically improve the health of the world particularly starting with Britain if necessary by the use of force. The HRs were committed to 6 basic objects; 1. An improvement in diet throughout the world though eating more fresh fruit and vegetables. 2. Serious physical exercise especially through Yoga, Aerobics and Athletics that had to be taken for at least one hour a day. 3. A complete ban on all smoking and cigarettes tobacco throughout the world. 4. A compete ban on all hard drugs. 5. A serious restriction on the sale and consumption of alcohol so that no one could consume more than 21 units per week. 6. A ban on the sale of all unhealthy foods in particular chips, crisps, Burgers, white bread and processed foods. To achieve these aims the HRs were prepared to use extreme force if necessary to make people healthy. They were quite prepared to enter restaurants in particular greasy spoon cafes that served filthy and greasy food and close them down by smashing them up by force and punishing the owner. They were quite prepared to deal with people who looked obese or unhealthy by forcibly taking them for serious health treatment to Their new super equipped Health Clinic that was to open in Fullerby in Lincolnshire that was now under construction. They were quite ready to break into shops and to seize all the cigarettes and if necessary break up and burn down shops that sold cigarettes especially to minors. They were willing to use extreme violence against all drug pushers and forcibly take drug addicts to the Clinic for forcible rehabilitation. They were also quite ready to raid pubs if necessary closing them down breaking them up too if they served drunken customers .They were also prepared to drag drunks away in Their Health Vans for forcible drying out and rehab at the Clinic. Finally They were quite prepared to raid supermarkets and remove all supplies of chips, whoite bread and burgers if necessary by force. They were also ready to burn down crisp factories if necessary putting crisp manufacturing companies like Walkers out of business altogether. People had to learn to live a healthy lifestyle. They had after all received enough information on healthy living and the time had now come too use force if necessary and to make people be healthy! What's more an unhealthy lifestyle had serious effects on crime. There was no doubt that eating junk foods upset the mind as well as the body. The saying in 'mens sana in corpore sano'' a healthy mind in a healthy body 'was quite true! There was also no doubt that there was a serious connection between crime and drug taking and that a great deal of mugging was caused by the desire for drugs .What was more drink was heavily connected with crime and Margarethe had read that nearly 40% of prisoners were in prison because of drink related offences alone. . Soon it was time for the plane to land and Margarethe could see Gatwick airport outside Her cabin window. She yelled at Toni the Papian slaveant. 'Toni come here!' 'TAKE MY F----G BAGS OUTSIDE AT ONCE!!'