Margarethe 4
by Hamlet



All five of the prisoners at Belmarsh Prison lay on the floor after that had
been ordered to lie on their backs by Margarethe in the Corpse Pose .In front
of them lay the bruised body of Frank known as the Terrible, who had just been
slapped across the face four times by Her in a terrible attack that had left
him screaming hysterically on the floor clutching his bloody face. He was know
in prison as Frank the Terrible as he would regularly beat up and intimidate
all the other prisoners and ran a protection racket in the prison itself. She
had read all about him and his crimes and was determined that he should really
suffer for his crimes as She did not believe that the British prison system
really punished criminals at all unlike in Her Nation when someone like him
would face the immediate death penalty by the Police called the Judges. .She
was determined through Her Yoga stretching them all to the absolute limit of
their endurance that they would get the punishment they really deserved!

He was a big fat slob with a huge beer gut and black greasy hair.He had scars
all over his face and seemed permanently unshaven.

He had walked towards the door of the gym and tried the door. It was locked.
He had shouted out in complete anger.

'Oi let me outa this f-----g place Oi don't wanna learn no bleedin Paki shit
no Yogi bear whatever its bleedin well called! I'm not doin wot this bleedin'
foreign birds' tell me !who the f---k does she fink she is !'

'I WANNA GO BACK TO ME F----------G CELL!!!' Margarethe had walked right up to
him and with one hand dragged him back digging Her nails into his neck. She
was determined to make an example of him right in front of all the others.

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

'Frank you're going nowhere! You're staying for this Session whether you like
it or not! You've already betoken two Rules of obedience to Me, dong what I
say and only speaking when you are spoken to!'

She had forcibly dragged him right in front of the group as he winced in
agony. He had never experienced such pain in all his life. The grip on his
neck was so terrible and he tried but it was impossible to move Her steel like
fingers that were digging right into his neck. .

She had stood right in front of all of them asking if any of them were
prepared to defy Her as She stood over Her wretched victim Her foot going
right into his neck. She had told them that if they even contemplated defiance
they would face an even worse beating themselves They had all called out.

'NO Ms FASGAARD!'

They could not pronounce Her Norselandic name Ms Fasgaard. Her real name
though She was quite happy to be called Ms Bitchhard as that was what She was!
She was quite prepared to use the crop on any of their arses if they even
looked at Her in the wrong way! They had to learn that She and She alone was
the Boss and disobedience of any kind would not be tolerated.

She had called them a bunch of fat overweight slobs which was what they all
were as they lay there their big fat stomachs right up in the air looking as
if they never took a day's exercise in their whole lives! What a contrast
there was between them and Her lithe fit muscular tanned body!

She decided to call the Medical Centre in the prison as She was becoming tired
of Frank's wailings who lay prostrate on the floor in front of Her and wanted
get on with the Yoga session !

'There's a prisoner lying on the floor I've just given a beating to. I want
you to take him away dress up his wounds, give him a false tooth as I've just
knocked one of his teeth out and ii want him brought back here for the rest of
the Yoga Session in 10 minutes. Is that clear?'

'Yes certainly Ms Fasgaard we will pick him up now!'

Margarethe pulled him up from the floor in Her powerful leather gloved hand as
he was still groaning with pain after the terrible slapping he had received at
Her hands.

'Right you arsehole you're going to the Medical Centre to be patched up after
the beating I have given you and then you will come back here in 10 minutes
for some serious Yoga. You're not getting bout of it by malingering in the
Medical Centre is that quite clear?'

She had him by the neck in Her leather gloved hand and began to squeeze.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!1.

'Yes I understand! he groaned still in the most appalling pain.

'YES WHO?' She yelled in his face determined to totally humiliate him in front
of the others.

'YES MS BITCHARD!' he whined still in the most terrible agony.

Soon two male nurses came in from the Medical Centre to take him away knowing
that they had to bring him straight back min ten minutes or else She would
deal with them too!

The other 5 were still lying on the floor ready for her to teach them the
Copse Pose.

She stood in front of them rhythmically hitting the side of Her leg with Her
crop.

'Right we'll start the Session now. First of all I'm going to teach you about
the basis of Yoga. We will then move on to the basic positions the Asanas.
Does anyone here know anything at all about Yoga?'

There was a stunned silence as all the prisoners continued to lie on the
ground as they had been ordered.

She realized that their educational level was very low and they would know
absolutely nothing.

'Right well the origins of Yoga are shrouded in the mists of time but we
believe it originated in India in at least 3000 BC. The first mention comes in
a book of scripture known as the Upanishads. .The underlying purpose of all
Yoga is to unite the self or the Jiva with the absolute the Brahman. The word
Yoga literally means joining.'

She looked over and saw that one of the prisoners Jeff who was convicted of
rape was about to fall asleep. She strutted up to him and with one move
slammed the crop down hard against the floor next to him.

CRAAAAAAAAAACCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!

'You'd better stay awake because the next time the crop is going across your
arse!!'

He was now shaking with fear. She knew well that force was the only language
these prisoners understood!

She stood next to him as She continued Her explanation.

'You will soon understand that Yoga will cover all your aspects of your life
.There are 5 basic Principles- relaxation which is where we will begin, diet.
exercise breathing and meditation.'

'We are now going to start with the basic pose of relaxation the Corpse Pose
or Savasanal You will spread your feet 18 inches apart and your hands 6 inches
apart. I want your position to be symmetrical!' .

'Do as I say!'

'GET INTO THE CORRECT POSITION NOW!!

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