THE THREE DOMMES MAJIA'S FIRST FIGHT IN BANGKOK
by Hamlet



'What the hell was that noise?' said Majia.

"Hva i helvete var den stooyen?

'I don't know but I'm going to have a look!' said Madame Caramel.

'Jeg vet ikke, men jeg skal ta en titt!

All three Dommes walked over to the corner of the bar. In front of them They

could see four big heavy men confront what looked like a woman. They looked

even closer and could see that the person was naked and it was actually a boy.

It was in fact a lady boy a boy dressed to look as pretty as a girl. The
tourists all Australian were ripping his clothes off in front of everyone in
the bar and really enjoying themselves.

Madame Caramel walked straight up to them furious at their behaviour..

'.I would suggest you leave him alone now you Aussie pricks!'

One of the Australians with a huge beer gut went up to her breathing beer

fumes in her face.

You black bitch !You niggers are f------g everywhere! Why don't you f------
off back to the jungle in Africa you monkey!

'Yeah vy don you live us aloon and go bag to bongo bongo land?' said the other
trying to imitate Madame Caramel's accent.

'I'd love to fight these arseholes. I'd like to take on two of them and beat
the shit out of them! said Majia absolutely livid.

'Jeg vil gjerne kjempe mot disse assaholenen. Jeg vil gjerne ta paa meg to av
dem og slaa dritten ut av dem!'

'And I'd like to take on one and beat him senseless and crush him with my
mighty

fists! 'said Rors desperate for a fight.

'Og jeg vil gjerne ta paa meg en og sl� ham meningsloos og knuse ham med mine
mektige never!

'Yes and I'd like to beat the other one black and blue for calling me a nigger
bitch and imitating my accent!' said Madame Caramel red in the face with rage
and

yearning for a fight.

'Ja, og jeg vil slaa den andre svart og blaa for aa ha kalt meg en niger tispe
og etterlignet aksenten min!'

Majia walked up to two of them displaying her enormous stature to them.

'WHICH OF YOU ARSEHOLES CAN I TAKE ON FIRST?'

She walked up to the two biggest ones of alll with huge fat beer guts. She
noticed that they were right in the middle of the dance floor. With no warning
at all she began to dance cavorting across the floor. The four Australians
gazed in amazement admiring the sheer size of Her muscles.

'Cur look at that Norsi sheila she looks like she spends err life in the gym!'

'Look at them hips never seen nuffing like it!'

She carried on dancing while staring at two of them and smiling. She was
swaying her curvaceous hips and running her hands up and down her gorgeous
muscular female body. The seductive look on her lovely face held them men in a
trance as they watched ser move in such a sexual and, lustful fashion.

When she felt they were distracted enough and could not concentrate and not
expecting anything, she attacked. Raising her right booted leg in a
ballerinatype move, she suddenly snapped it forward and slammed it into the
first man's in a front kick.

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!"

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!'

He was caught totally off guard and flew across landing on his back of the
bar. She quickly brought her leg down and kicked backwards with a back kick
that landed with the force of a mule. Into the second man

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!"

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

The sole of her bare foot drilled him the stomach and he was knocked backwards

a few feet, before dropping to his knees, gasping for breath in abject agony

The first guy had managed to get up and was on her right and coming at her.Her
smooth, tanned right leg swung up and around in an arc kick and the blade of
her powerful booted foot with its 6" heels caught him on the right side of his
jaw.

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!"

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

She heard his jawbone break, which was followed by a loud scream. He collapsed

on the ground, holding his jaw and whimpering.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

The second guy had just about managed to get up. He was about to deliver a
punch to her head hoping she would not see when She raised her left arm and
blocked it. The heel of her right hand slammed into his chin
"SMAAAAAAAAAAACK!" snapping his head back.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

She quickly grabbed his arm. She had blocked and twisted it around, forcing a
scream from his groaning mouth, and him to bend over trying to ease the pain.
Her knee came up and smashed into his outstretched arm, breaking it at the
elbow

"CRACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Another scream escaped his mouth before he grabbed his broken arm and slumped

to his knees with tears in his eyes roaring in agony.

Two of them lay on the floor of the bar groaning in abject agony as a huge
crowd had gathered round in amazement at her incredible fighting skills

She moved over to Madame Caramel and Rors who were both so eager for a fight.

'Madame Caramel this bastard called you a nigger bitch!'

'Mevrouv Caramel denne j�velen kalte deg en nigger tispe!'

'I cant wait to pulverise him Majia!'

Jeg kan ikke vente med aa pulverisere ham Majia! '

Madame Caramel turned straight towards him.

LET ME BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YOU YOU AUSSIE SHITHEAD!

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