MAJIA RORS AND MADAME CARAMEL ARRIVE AT THE HOTEL IN BANGKOK by Hamlet Majia Rors and Madame Caramel got off the train at Hualampong Station in Bangkok. They were conscious everywhere of the heat, the crowd and bustle. Yet as Majia and Rors and the Black Scorpion Madame Caramel the 'Three Dommes' walked along the platform the crowds gave way to them as it was clear that they were so much bigger and taller and certainly stronger than every single Thai in the crowd. Madame Caramel turned round to Majia and Rors. 'Looks as if these Thais are so scared of us Dommes ! I have seen so many of them at work in our Nation as menial workers (MW) and they have to do as they are told or else! They are all real wimps compared to our size and strength, aren't they?' she said in her fluent Norselandic she had learnt since coming from Benin in West Africa where she was born to Norseland as a Black Scorpion 'Ser ut som om disse thaiene er sa redde for oss Dommeren! Jeg har sett saa mange av dem jobbe i vaar Nasjon som menialarbeidere (MB), og de maa gjoore som de blir fortalt ellers! De er alle ekte ormuren sammenlignet med stoorrelsen og styrken vary er det ikke?' 'Yes, they certainly are Caramel they exist for the purpose to be screwed by their Norse Mastresses which is why Rors and I have come in a Rape and Pillage Holiday to Thailand! 'Ja, de er absolutt Caramel, de eksisterer med det formaal aa bli skrudd fast av deres Norse Madrassen, og det er grunnen til at Rors og jeg har kommet paa en Voldtekt og Pillasjeferie til Thailand! ' Well we'd better get a taxi to Banglamphu Majia. I've got my Guidebook here and it says there are many con artists operating at the station. We have to realize that anyone who comes up and offers help or information on hotel services or taxis are almost certainly a con artist however official they might seem There is a well-established custom to fleece all new arrivals so be careful no one's going to con us! Also be careful of dishonest took took drivers!' 'Vel, vi boor ta en taxi til Banglamphu Majia. Jeg har Guidenbok min her, og den sier at det er mange artister som opererer paa stasjonen. Vi maa innse at alle som kommer og tilbyr hjelp eller informasjon om hotelltjenester eller drosjer, nesten helt sikkert er en kunstner, uansett hvor offisiell de kan synes. Det er en veletablert skikk aa fleeke alle nyankomne, saa v�r forsiktig med at ingen er kommer til aa con oss! V�r ogsaa forsiktig med u�rlige tok foorere! 'What's a tuk tuk?' 'Hva er en tuk tuk? asked Rors showing that he knew almost nothing about Thailand or any other country as like 90% of Norselanders he had never been out of Norseland in his life ,unlike Madame Caramel who had researched everything thoroughly in the Guidebook using the usual meticulous Norseandic methods.she had learnt in her Black Scorpion training. 'Well they're a kind of taxi Rors named after the noise of their engines that is terrible. They are usually very colourfully painted and go around corners faster than any car. They can be an exhilarating way to get around as long as We don't fuss about the fumes. They only charge about B57 for a short journey.Let's get one!'replied Caramel 'De er en slags taxi Rors oppkalt etter stooyen fra motorene deres som er forferdelig. De er vanligvis veldig fargerikt malt og gaar rundt hjoornene raskere enn noen bil. De kan v�re en spennende maate aa komme seg rundt paa saa lenge vi ikke braaker om rooykene. De belaster bare B57 for en kort reise. La oss faa en! As they were walking along a little man came up to them. He was totally amazed by their size and build as was almost everyone who passed them. 'You want tuk tuk I take you Giants where you want!' 'Right!'said Majia.' We are Giants and we want to go to Banglamphu. My Partner and I want to go to New Bill's Guesthouse and my Black Friend wants to go to the Siam Oriental .Hurry up and take us there now!.' 'Certainly, I take you there!'he repied overwhelmed by her sheer size. 'You'd better not overcharge us and you take the direct route. I've got a map of Bangkok so I know exactly how to get there!'said Madame Caramel beginning to scare the life out of him. The Three Dommes walked outside and sat in the tuk tuk the first time they had been in one in their lives. The tuk tuk was the Southeast Asian version of a vehicle known elsewhere as an auto rickshaw or cabin cycle. It was a widely used form of urban transport in Bangkok and other Thai cities, as well as other major Southeast Asian and South Asian cities. It was particularly popular where traffic congestion is a major problem, such as in Bangkok. Resting on three small wheels (one in front, two on the rear), there was a small cabin for the driver in the front and seating for three in relative comfort in the rear. They are very maneuverable and can turn around in one lane of traffic with room to spare. The driver shot forwards through the traffic jams of the city. It was clearly a city with a headlong pace covered with high rise concrete and glass and it appeared to them as a vast concrete flatness with the most terrible traffic chaos of buses and tuks tuks, a city that was covered in pollution that made the heat and humidity even worse and noise was almost unbearable. Madame Caramel in her usual methodical way had a large map of the city in her hands and had worked out the exact way to the hotel. The driver sped at full speed down Charden Krung or New Road as They beheld the first beautiful Buddhist temple, they has ever seen the Wat Mangkon. The driver then sped even faster as they headed for the Democracy Monument. Within a few minutes they were outside the Siam Oriental where Madame Caramel was staying. Madame Caramel got out and threw B 70 in coins in the face of the driver. 'I can tell you were going to overcharge us! I've read all about you tuk tuk drivers in My Guidebook. Don't try meddling with Us Dommes ! We can beat you weedy Thais to a pulp do you understand?' she shouted in his face. 'Yes Miss.' he whined knowing quite well what the reputation of all Black Scorpions and Norselanders was and that you never meddled with Them at all! 'Right take my friends here to New Joe's Guesthouse and hurry up! They're tired after their journey from Norseland!' She turned to Majia and Rors. 'I'm just going to check into the hotel and then have a rest. Shall We meet up at 6? I have found out some good places to eat from my Guidebook!' Jeg skal bare sjekke inn paa hotellet og saa slappe av. Skal vi moote opp klokka 6? Jeg har funnet ut noen gode spisesteder fra Guiden min! Jeg skal bare sjekke inn pAA hotellet og saa slappe av. Skal vi moote opp klokka 6? Jeg har funnet ut noen gode spisesteder fra Guidenbok min! 'Certainly We'll meet you at 6!' said Majia. It was not long before Mejia and Rors were outside the guesthouse. It was a very simple hotel on the main street. Outside was a small fat man who was probably the manager who looked completely overawed as by their sheer power as they walked out of the tuk tuk. Majia walked up to him completely dwarfing him with her gigantic size and muscles. 'Hello My name is Majia Syndergaard and this is my Partner Rors. A booking was made for us from the airport. We are both very tired and would like to move into our rooms now!' It was quite clear his English was very poor. 'Welcome to our newest guesthouse, built in 1995, with 60 rooms of good standard. From here, incoming goods do most of the administration, and our service desk can help you into all cases of need. Our accommodation rank from double rooms, more either with fan or air condition. All our rooms have private bathroom, and a balcony where you can catch the waking up off Banglamphu!' She was now getting fed up with listening to his broken English. 'Look here cut the crap and show us our rooms! I can read all this shit in your literature!' Rors walked right up to him thrusting his muscular frame into his face. Why don't you take English classes shihead?' he shouted in his face He was naturally terrified of both of them as he showed them to their room. The rooms were basic and comfortable. Majia could not wait to have a sleep as she stripped off her leathers and fell into bed exposing her mighty muscular body as She lay naked on the sheets. Rors too stripped naked exposing his muscular frame to her once more displaying his enormous Cock They dozed off into a long refreshing sleep on the bed together , which they so desperately needed .It was however not long before there was a knock on the door. It was the owner of the hotel again. 'Sorry Miss to bother you but there is big Black Lady at the reception for You!' Majia walked over to the shower and thoroughly washed her gorgeous body all over as she admired herself in the mirror in the distance. Her muscles now even larger than ever before. She then changed into her leather basque hot pants and calf length boots. This time she decided to look even more stunning by wearing a studded collar and long leather gloves. To complete the effect, she carried a pair of handcuffs around her waist. As she walked into thje bedroom she met her partner Rors He too was looking stunning dressed totally in red leather with a leather jacket and hot leather trousers and leasther gloves exposing his stunning bronzed body. They were met at the door by Madame Caramel who too looked really impressive too in shiny lack leather wearing skin tight leather bra that really exposed her huge breasts, skin tight leather trousers, leather gloves. knee length boots with6" heels that really made Her look the complete Blackazon she was! 'Oh hello Majia and Rors You really do look stunning ! I don't know about You but I'm really famished!' 'Oh hallo Majia og Rors Deren seren virkelig fantastisk ut! Jeg vet ikke om deg, men jeg er virkelig sulten! 'God I could eat two horses and the riders!' said Rors feeling so starving. Gud, jeg kunne spise to hester og syklistene! 'Well as you probably guessed I've been looking again in the Guidebook and have found a place called Simumm Bar and restaurant ,it's not far from here. I thought We could have a drink and then I want a really huge meal! ' said Madame Caramel. ' 'Som du sikkert har gjettet at jeg har sett igjen i Guidenbok og har funnet et sted som heter Simumm Bar og veitingastaddur, er det ikke langt herfra. Jeg tenkte at vi kunne ta en drink, og da vil jeg ha et veldig stort maaltid! They walked out of the hotel into the main street of Banglamphu the Thanon Khao San.This was the main area where backpackers would flock to which was reputed to have the best nightlife in the city. The main street was crammed with restaurants, shops and bars and clubs some of them decidedly dodgy and rough. The bar itself lay the other side of the main street .It was a faintly small place but dark inside. As They entered all the eyes of the crowd looked straight at Them as They were so much taller and bigger than anyone else. 'Shall We try the local beer Changs I've heard its very strong!'said Madame Caramel. Skal vi proove det staddbundin oolet Changs jeg har hoort er veldig sterkt! 'I'd love to I'm so thirsty I could drink a whole lake' Jeg vil gjerne at jeg er saa toorst at jeg kunne drikke en hel innsjoo' said Rors in his loud voice conscious of all the stares as he looked so much stronger and more powerful than all the men there dreesed in stunniung red leather wuth hids huge erection plain for all to see They sat down to drink on a small table together. Yet as they were sitting down they became conscious of screams in the corner of the bar. 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!PLEASE HELP ME!!! TO BE CONTINUED Suggestions for the next episode to norselandic@hotmail.com