THE LIBERIAN DOMINA MADAME MARYLINE AND OPERATION BAD DEBT by Hamlet The morning had come around and Madame Maryline the Liberian Domina and Manager was at her desk at the Bank of Control and Loving Domination in Nottingham as usual looking magnificent in all her shiny black leather. She had arrived at 7 AM promptly as usual for work. She was a total workaholic utterly devoted to her work as a BLCD Manager. She lived and breathed her role 24/7 and she was an expert Bank Manager in every way. . She was truly ready for more action as she loved fighting and beating her opponents to a pulp.She felt so overjoyed with herself after her victory yesterday. over her enemy Sir Robert Jendrick. She felt so pleased after she had beaten up and killed and maimed for life 6 security guards with her Enforcer Kanvee. She had captured that bastard Jendrick who had dared to refuse to open an Account and accept a Mortgage with the BLCD. She had given him a damned good Slapping knocking out half his teeth which she had thoroughly enjoyed. She had then handcuffed him and taken him blindfolded back to the car. Once he was inside the Bank she had tied and trussed him up completely on the steel bed. He had spent a night in Hell tied up in Japanese Rope Bondage in the Bank's Dungeon She felt so proud of herself. She had reduced a pompous barrister who was so proud of himself in court to a quivering wreck trussed up like a chicken on a steel bed ready for some serious Corporal Punishment, and Cock and Ball Torture! She was also determined to deal with Jaguar Security the company he had hired to protect him. How dare they try to confront her a BLCD Manager and one of her Enforcers! She knew for a fact that they used illegal immigrants What was even worse they did not have an Account with the BLCD! She definitely would put an end to their operations for good and eradicate them from the face of the earth! She decided today to do something for good about bad debtors. This was all part of Operation Bad Debt launched by the Norselandic Chairperson Lady Breakneck which she had inherited from the previous bank HSBC that had allowed bad debt to rise to unprecedented levels. Her aim not only to make the BLCD by far the largest bank not only in Norseland but in the world. She was also determined to eliminate Bad Debt altogether even if it meant putting bad debtors to death and seizing all their assets! It was also part of the War against Crime that Lady Breakneck was determined to pursue. The view held by her was that bad debtors were also criminals in that they had no sense of responsibility or concern to others at all. Madame Mayrline had placed an advertisement in the Nottingham Post as follows; OPERATION BAD DEBT BLCD 26 Clumber Street Nottingham NG1 3GA The Bank of Control and Loving Domination is waging a War Against Bad Debt just as it is waging a War Against Crime. My intention is to eradicate Bad Debt and crime totally in the Nottingham area. They will become things of the past! You saw the advertisement in the last Nottingham Post with a bad debtor undergoing extreme Japanese Rope bondage after experiencing terrible Corporal Punishment at my hands. I can assure you that exactly the same will be happening to you. Letters will go out today to all bad debtors. If you are a bad debtor you will have 24 hours to pay the debt in full plus all interest charges to the BLCD If no payment is made I and my Enforcer will visit you and take all your possessions including your house as well as inflicting extreme Corporal Punishment on you! We will then throw you in the Bank Dungeon where you will experience the most terrible agony possible. You will almost certainly come out of the Dungeon a cripple for life. BE WARNED THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM MY JUSTICE! YOURS IN ANGER MADAME MARYLINE DOE MANAGER WARNING YOUR PERSONAL SAFETY POSSESSIONS AND POSSIBLY YOUR LIFE ARE AT RISK IF YOU IGNORE THIS LETTER Madame Maryline looked at the list of bad debtors starting with the worst one of all. His name was Jim Hancock. He had a loan for his car from HSBC that had been taken over by BLCD. Yet he had not made a single repayment for 8 months! Her totally useless predecessor at HSBC Mr. Baker had tried to get him to repay the money but had just been told to' f----k off Baker and wait for your money.' What was worse was he was a complete criminal and scum even worse than guilty on numerous charges of assault, burglary and grievous bodily harm. He was also responsible for harassing his neighbours a Papian family who lived next door called the Pakatiki's had shouted out names to them called them 'f---g Papas, his children had urinated in their garden. His had called their children obscene names thrown bricks through the windows. He had even been to the Pakatiki's restaurant the Pacific Paradise and thrown bricks through the window after coming home late at night from the pub drunk. He owned a car repair business called Hancock's Garage. He was a complete crook as he would overcharge customers. Sometimes the car would be in a worse state afterwards than before. He was known locally as 'Cowboy Hancock'. If anyone complained he and his brothers Bill and Joe would threaten to beat them up. This man and his family were total and utter scum! Madame Maryline's remedy was to evict him from his premises and throw him out of the area for good. She would then distrain his house and his business to pay his debts She actually wanted to kill them all as evicting him would only mean he would cause trouble somewhere else. She had written him a letter ordering him to move out as follows: THE BANK OF LOVING CONTROL AND DOMINATION Dear Mr. Hancock I am ordering you to vacate your premises by 11 AM ON THURSDAY 26 MARCH 2020 You will also vacate your Business Premises too. You and your entire family including your 2 brothers must leave Nottingham and I forbid you to come again within 50 miles radius of the area. You will leave all your possessions including your car behind as I will distrain anything you possess including your house. You will only be permitted to take one suitcase with you and your family's clothes with you. You are a serious bad debtor and a criminal. You owe the BLCD in excess of £8000 that with interest is accumulating daily. You have not paid a penny of your Loan. This situation is completely intolerable and cannot continue any longer. You are also an evil criminal. You are guilty of a whole series of crimes including assault. grievous bodily harm, criminal damage and burglary. What is worse you and your family have been continually harassing your Papian neighbours in the most repulsive way. The Pakatiki's are respectable law-abiding citizens. More importantly they are also excellent customers of the BLCD and it is my duty as the Manager to protect them from garbage like you. I and my Enforcer Ms Kanvee Adams are coming around to enforce this order. If you and your horrible family are not out of the premises by that date and time, we will use extreme physical violence against you and your family that may result in your death for the safety and for the security of the people of Nottingham LEAVE NOW YOU SCUMBAG! Yours in fury MADAME MARYLINE DOE THE MANAGER WARNING YOUR PERSONAL SAFETY POSSESSIONS AND POSSIBLY YOUR LIFE ARE AT RISK IF YOU IGNORE THIS LETTER The letter had provoked a hostile phone call from Hancock himself. 'Is that Maryline? What the f----k do you mean writing letters tell me to leave you Black bitch? Who the f---k do you fink you are? Why don't you f---k off back to Awfrika?'' he shouted in his broad Nottingham accent hand He sounded a real piece of trash. 'You're getting out of your house and Nottingham too you shithead Hancock. You owe money to the BLCD and you haven't paid anything for months!' . 'You're also a criminal and public nuisance and I'm quite prepared to wipe you right off the face of the earth!' she said in her superior confident tone that showed her word was Law. 'Oi got kids you know too- you can't just throw 'me out like that!' he said with fear in his voice. Oil call the Police!' 'I'm throwing your kids out too. They're criminal scum just like you! They have been harassing the Pakatiki's just like you have and your son Vic has been expelled from school. What's more the Police know exactly what I'm doing and support me completely! 'she said in her tone of complete authority. 'Oi isn't done nuffing!Look you can't do fis!' he said sounding more afraid than ever. 'I can and I will! I'm coming round today with my Enforcer Kanvee so you'd better be out by then !' she said .She was not physically superior to him.She was mentally far superior and he knew he had lost the argument. She sat there waiting for her fellow Liberian the Enforcer Kanveee to arrive. She could not wait for a fight and to kill the whole family if necessary! There was a knock on the door. It was Kanvee..Madame Maryline had ordered her to change into her BLCD Fighting Outfit. She looked absolutely stunning in black leather next to her Black skin.. Kanvee was wearing a black leather hat with the BLCD logo on it, a studded collar leather jacket and gloves and thigh length boots with steel toe caps. Around her waist she had a cat o nine tails, knuckledusters and handcuffs. She looked every inch a One-Woman Army! 'Oh, Kanvee you're looking fantastic! You're becoming almost as big and muscular as me!' said Madame Marline kissing her on the cheek. 'Today Kanvee we are on a Mission of Justice. We are going to repossess the house, the business and all the possessions of a bad debtor and throw him out of Nottingham for goo!' 'What's even more important we are going to wipe an evil and racist family the Hancock off the face of the earth. It will be a glorious fight to the death !We may spare his wife and children, though we will have to give them a good beating as they're criminals too!' 'Oh, Madame Mayrline I can't wait to get my hands on them! 'I agree Kanvee on let's carry out our Mission. 'LET'S GET FIGHTING!' Any suggestions for the next Episode to norselandic@hotmail.com TO BE CONTINUED