MADAME KIAANA THE BLACK SCORPION by Hamlet LADY ESSEX MADAME KIAANA FIGHTS THE TRIADS WITH LEATHER CHORD AND SWORD Madame Kiaana was now ready to fight the Triads on her own. Although she was not nearly as expert in martial arts as Lady Essex and Lynna and was only a Grade 3 in Gym Kata, she really wanted to prove her fighting skills to them. She was desperate to get her Grade 2, In fact although she did have a sword at her side, she wanted to take on these 10 Triads with a leather chord and only use her chopper in an emergency! She was really gorgeous looking Black Scorpion as she stood there dressed in her shiny black leather cat suit and high heeled boots and tight leather gloves. She had lovely straight shiny hair and smooth tanned complexion. She could not wait to show her skills to her two Norse colleagues Lady Essex and Lynna who were senior to her. 'Are you sure you don't want to use your chopper to fight these bastards?' said Lady Essex. 'Don't worry Lady Essex I'll be fine! If I need to use my chopper I will Lady Essex. It's just that I love fighting with a leather chord and I especially love to strangle these bastards!' 'Don't worry Madame Kiana Lynna and I be here if you need any help!' Madame Kiana walked towards the Triads. They thought that because she was not as big as the other Norse Women and was not using her chopper then she might be easy to fight. How mistaken they would be! 3 of them ran towards her brandishing their choppers screaming at her. As one of them ran towards her she dodged out of the way. With one move she had the chord around his hands tying them together. The chopper fell out of his hands as he winced in pain. With another move she brought her knee hard into his testicles. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! he bellowed as he fell to the ground. Another one tried to hit her. Once again, she moved right out of the way in an instant the chord was around his neck. She pulled hard and she could hear the sound of broken bone. CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! 'Watch out Madame Kiaana there's one coming from behind! 'shouted Lady Essex. In an instant she turned around and bright her boot heels up high knocking the upper right out of his hand in another instant the chord was round his neck as she pulled as hard as she could! CRAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! These Triads were beginning to realise what a wonderful fighter she was! They did not know what to do but knew they could not escape as Lynna and Lady Essex were behind them. 'Come on your arseholes there are 7 of you and I of me and I've only got a leather chord!' She decided to ran towards 3 of them. She leapt on one of them and tripped him right up. She jumped on top of him and wound the chord around his neck pulling hard. CRAAAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Lady Essex shouted out. 'Watch your back!' She turned. Her victim round so that the sword went right through the back. Before he knew what to do, she was up again. Suddenly she wound the chord around his hands He let out a cry of pain as he was forced to drop it. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! One of the Triads came behind her. With one move Lady Essex came to her assistance and drove her chopper straight through his back AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Thanks Lady Essex!' 'Just watch your back!' said Lady Essex.' You can fight once more with the chord the other 4 I want you to kill with your chopper. Do exactly as I say!' 'Yes, certainly Lady Essex!' She ran towards another one. He made an attempt to hit her but it was hopeless as she kicked him hard in the testicles YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! As he fell, she was on top of him and then turned him round in case any of the Triads tried to attack from the back. She wound the chord around his neck pulling hard. CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! There were 4 more to take out. She wanted to carry on with the chord but she had to do as her Supervisor Lady Essex ordered. She was surrounded by 4 of them. 'Kill them all!' shouted Lady Essex She moved towards one of them and drove her chopper straight through his stomach. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! 2 more came towards her with one move She sliced in the air and cut his arm right off. Blood was everywhere! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! She sliced down again this time cutting right across the face of the next one. Blood and bone came flying out! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! There was one more left. He was shaking in terror surrounded by 39 dead and dying colleagues the blood the ground awash with blood and broken arms and legs the screams could be heard a mile way! Around him stood Madame Kiana the Black Scorpion and 2 powerful Norse Women. 'Execute him! Show no mercy!' shouted Lady Essex. Get down in the ground!' Madame Kiana yelled. He had no option but to obey. Bend you head! she yelled. She brought the chopper down hard onto his neck. With one move she had decapitated him. His head went rolling down on the ground. 'That was brilliant Madame Kiana you will soon be a Grade 2!'said Lady Essex. Lady Essex surveyed the carnage and then phoned Li the Boss on Her mobile 'All your Triads are dead!' 'YOU'RE NEXT!!!' "Nǐ su�'y�'u de sān h� hu� d�u sǐle!" 'Nǐ sh� xi� yīg�!!!' Any comments to Norselandic@hotmail.com