MADAME KIAANA AND JUDGE LYNNA EXECUTE THEIR PRISONERS by Hamlet Lady Essex stood over her wretched prisoner Li the Triad Boss. He was quaking with fear under her mighty grip. He had never seen such a powerful Woman in his entire life. She held him firmly by the hair as he was sweating in pure terror. She was a Giantess and a Tigress combined! Blood was still streaming down his face as She held him in a really powerful grip by the hair. She had her other hand holding his throat tightly. He was shivering with fear anticipating the terrible fate that awaited him at her mighty hands! Meanwhile a large crowd had gathered to watch the spectacle of 3 Norse Women about to humiliate 5 Chinese. They were in the suburbs of Shenzhen a city with a population of 4.05 million that was situated right on the border with Hong Kong. It occupied a Special Economic Zone that had been established in 1979 to bring in foreign trade into China itself. It had been transformed from a rather sleepy border town into a booming city with over 1000 businesses. As the 3 of them were holding their victims 2 Police cars appeared. A surly police officer came out of the car. He walked towards Lady Essex. He spoke to her in Chinese. She could speak the language fluently so she had no difficulty understanding him. 'What you doing here? You cause disturbance! You are foreigners what you do in our country?' 'Nǐ z� i zh�lǐ zu� sh�nme? Z� och�ng gānrǎo! Nǐ sh� w� igu� r�n, nǐ z� i zu� sh�nme w�'men de gu�jiā?' Lady Essex turned around to confront him. 'Look here you arsehole Get out of my sight or me and my colleagues here will arrest you and you will meet the same fate as this bastard!' "K� n k� n zh�lǐ, nǐ zh� h�nd� n, g�"n chū w�' de sh�xi� n, f�'uz� w�' h� w�' z� i zh�lǐ de t�ngsh� hu� d� ib�" nǐ, nǐ ji� ng y� d� o h� zh�ge h�nd� n yīy� ng de m�ngy�n!" 'Haven't you heard of the Chinese Norselandic Treaty (CNT) your ignorant pig? It gives the Norselandic Government and the Justice League of which I'm a member free rein to deal with criminals in China. It was signed by Our Premier and your Prime Minster in May 2003 in Beijing. If you give me any more trouble I will give you a damned good beating right in front of this whole crowd and then I will report you to your superiors!' 您是否没有听说过�中国北欧条约》(CNT)是您的� 知猪?它使挪威�"�府�'�正义�"盟(我是�...�中的成员)可以� ���"�地与中国的罪��"交�"。它�"�我们的总理�'�您的总理在20 03年5月在北京签署。如果您�给我带来麻烦,我将在整个人� ��面�给您一个该死的良好殴�",然后我将向您的�级��!" "N�n sh�f�'u m�iy�'u tīng shu�gu� "zh�nggu� běi'�u ti�oyu�""(CNT) sh� n�n de w�zhī zhū? Tā shǐ nu�w�"i zh�ngf�" h� zh�ngy� li�nm�ng (w�' sh� q�zh�ng de ch�ngyu�n) kěyǐ z�y�u de y�" zh�nggu� de zu�f� n dǎjiāod� o. Tā y�u w�'men de z�'nglǐ h� n�n de z�'nglǐ z� i 2003 ni�n 5 yu� z� i běijīng qiānsh�". R�gu�' n�n z� i gěi w�' d� i l�i m�fan, w�' ji� ng z� i zhěngg� r�nq�n mi� nqi�n gěi n�n yīg� gāisǐ de li�nghǎo �udǎ, r�nh�u w�' jiāng xi� ng n�n de sh� ngj� b� og� o!" With that she grabbed him by the neck in her leather gloved hand and thrust her JL Warrant hard into his face, He was now shaking with fear knowing that she was absolutely right. He was on the verge of tears after losing face right in front of the whole crowd. She let him go and all three police oficers ran into their cars and drove off. Lady Essex stood in front of the crowd displaying some of her contempt for the Chinese police as a whole they looked at this Tigress in complete fear. 'Does anyone here wish to challenge me?' "Zh� li y�'ur�n xiǎng tiǎozh� n w�' ma?" No one dared reply as they looked at her and her 2 colleagues with a mixture of fear and admiration. They had learned to treat Norse Women or Tigresses with the respect they deserved. She walked up to Judge Lynna and Madame Kiaana. Lynna had her 2 prisoners by the hair while Madame Kiaana had a leather chord around her 2 prisoners' necks. 'Right y orders are that you will execute your prisoners in front of the crowd. I will personally beat Li in front of the crowd and take him back to Hong Kong after his beating!' 'Right Madame Kiaana you can go first!' Madame Kiaana towered over her 2 prisoners. 'Right you can go first! 'she said as She dragged one in front of the crowd. ' I will give you a chance to resist! ' She had a chopper in her hand. He picked it up nervously. Before he could move she had the leather chord around his neck. She squeezed hard. CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! 'You're just too slow!' He fell down on the ground dead in front of the whole crowd. It was now the turn of the next one. She handed him the chopper. 'Would you like to attack me?' He did not know what to do Before he could move the leather chords was around his neck. 'PLEASE NO KILL ME! he whined. 'You should move faster! she said as She pulled hard on the leather chord. CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! 'Your turn next Lynna!' Lynna pulled her 2 prisoners forward. 'Right here are 2 choppers, you can attack me! They did not know what to do. One of them moved towards her making a pathetic attempt to attack her. It was hopeless. She turned around and drove the chopper hard into his neck. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! He fell down in front of the crowd dead on the ground 'You're the last one! Come on attack me!' He made a feeble attempt to lunge at her. It was useless. With one move she drove the chopper hard through his throat. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! All 4-lay dead in front of the crowd who gazed in awe at their fighting skills. Lady Essex all the time had Li by the throat after ordering him to strip to his pants. She congratulated Lynna and Madame Kiana on Their fighting skills. 'IT'S YOUR TURN FOR PUNISHMENT NEXT!' Any comments to norselandic@hotmail.com TO BE CONTINUED