LYDIA'S FIRST MISSION by Hamlet Lydia the personal Banker left Her flat feeling so happy .She desperately wanted some action. She was a Big Black Girl and realised just how strong and dominant She was.She was not quite as big and tough as the Bank Manager Madame Supastar but She knew that with constant practice in the gym ,She would perfect Her fighting and bodybuilding skills until She might actually become even stronger than Madame Supastar Herself.Jasmine Her Colleaugue looked up to Her and Her wonderful muscular Black body.They certainly knew that however strong and muscular they were ,they could never equal Lydia's incredible fighting and bodybuilding skills. There was a knock on the door.It was Jasmine. 'I'm terribly sorry to bother you Lydia .It's just that I've bought a copy of the Strattford Advertiser and there's a full scale advertisement for the NWB.THere's a full colour photo of Madame Supastar and Me!' She gazed up at Lydia's muscular naked Black body feeling full of lust And slightly jealous. Jasmine exercised in the gym every day too but like had given up hope of being as strong as Lydia. They both said' No one messes with Lydia' and it was true! 'Oh that's wonderful Jasmine.I can't wait to see it!' They both sat next to each otHer on the bed.They opened the front page.It was a full colour advertisement for the NWB!THere was a full colour photo of Madame Supastar and Jasmine in their wonderful leather clad NWB uniforms smiling with Fred walker their victim in the middle ,with a dog collar around his neck looking so dejected and miserable . It read as follows; The NWB in Stratford has changed its name! It is now the Bank of Loving Control and Domination. .This reflects our drive to be the best and most powerful Bank in the country and then in the world. It also reflects our aggressive forward-looking approach to customers as the above photograph shows! You are strongly advised to open an Account.We can offer the following facilities if you open an account now! Large overdraft faculties at rock bottom interest rates. A Credit Card with preferential interest rates and lots of free gifts. Wonderful Mortgage facilities with free valuation and the lowest rates of any bank. Friendly staff .We havePersonal Bankers who will give you a free Body Massage as one of the many services we offer! You are then strongly advised to open an Account NOW! Send the application form today and an Account will be opened at once! WARNING YOU ARE PERSONALLY AT RISK OF YOUR OWN PERSONAL SAFETY IF YOU UNREASONABLY REFUSE A GENEROUS OFFER MADE BY THE BANK OF LOVING CONTROL AND DOMINNATION MADAME SUPASTAR THE MANAGER 'What a wonderful advertisement! Also what a gorgeous picture of you and Madame Supastar!I can't wait to get my picture in the paper beating up some idiot who refuses to open an Account.People who don't open accounts with the BLCD deserve to die!' 'Come on now Jasmine! Let's get dressed in our gorgeous leather BLCD uniforms! 'It's My turn for a Mission today and I'm desperate to do some Fighting! Madame Supastar wants to see us at 8 AM sharp and I can't wait to go out with Her!' 'You're a brilliant fighter Lydia.No matter how hard I train I cannot beat you. I'm sure you can fight 20 men and win. You really are Lydia the Invincible!' With that Jasmine left Lydia to take a shower and dress. Soon all they were ready to go to work.! They arrived exactly on time after being driven by Lydia.Lydia was summoned on Her own to Madame Supastar's office. Lydia stood to attention in front of Her Manager Eventually Madame Supastar told Her to sit down next to Her.She asked permission to speak that was granted. 'Madame Supastar I just wanted to tell you that I made 2 people open Accounts with the BLCD last night.We all went out for a drink to celebrate the First Mission.I was sitting next to 3 guys. They were rude and told me to mind my own business.I stood up and said 'If you don't f----g well sign these forms I will beat the shit out of you! 'Naturally given My size and strength it was an offer they could not refuse.They all told me that they worked in the City so that should mean plenty of money for the Bank!' 'That's excellent Lydia.You did a wonderful job and you've earned £1200 commission in one evening! Remember you are a Personal Banker 24 hours a day 7 days a week!I demand your total commitment!' 'I promise I will serve you and the BD with all my body and heart and soul Madame Supastar!' 'Well Lydia our Mission today involves a lot of fighting which I know you will enjoy.We're going to a filthy pub around the corner in Stratford High Road called the Queens Arms..I want to evict the owner Lawlor .He's a complete bastard according to the Police.As you know the Bank is involved in a War Against Crime and as part of this War I want the whole criminal Lawlor family to move out of Stratford altogether! I will show you a copy of the letter I have sent Lawlor. THE BLCD 91 HIGH STREET STRATFORD Dear Mr. Lawlor I am writing to you to order you to leave your premises the Queens Arms pub and Stratford altogether by TUESDAY MARCH 17TH. This is because your pub has become involved in criminal and illicit activities.As part of our War Against Crime the Bank is committed to ridding the country of criminal activities and also dirty place like your pub.The Bank intends to have your pub demolished in order to be redeveloped as a new Multi storey car park. Every time I drive past your pub in the morning I notice what a disgusting place it is.As the local Bank Manager I want the town to be clean and Smart. Places like yours deter businesses from moving into the town and area Which results in a loss of business for the Bank. I understand from the Police that your pub is involved in criminal and illicit activities such as: Drug dealing Selling alcohol to minors Noise nuisance Cashing cheques and lending money .This is totally unacceptable.Your pub should have a sign as most other pubs do ; 'I have a very good understanding with my Bank Manage at the BLCD She won't sell beer and I won't lend money! Failing to open an Account with the Bank even though you make lots of money. When I come to your premises on that date I expect you to have left Stratford altogether. My colleague a personal banker Miss Lydia Fairview and I will then smash your pub up including every glass and bottle to make it ready for demolition. I will not pay you a penny for your pub . It is enough that I have tolerated you in the area and not demanded that you open an Account before! WARNING IF YOU RESIST MY OFFER AND DO NOT MOVE OUT THERE WILL BE SERIOUS PHYSICAL CONSEQUENCES FOR YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS! Yours sincerely MADAME SUPASTAR THE MANAGER I will show you the disgusting letter he wrote back to Me. As you can see its full of spelling mistakes and is written on dirty paper. You f-------g bitch im not going you cow who the f---k do you fink you are you f---g bankmanajer.Im stayng Here anf if you fink you can kik me up you ave anover fink coming JIM LAWLOR This is My reply Dear Mr.Lawlor I am in possession of your letter.You are obviously semi literate- another thing I will not tolerate.Your letter was handwritten, rude, written on dirty paper and full of grammatical and spelling mistakes! I intend to evict you from your premises today.If you intend to resist then My Personal Banker ia and I will beat you and your friends until you are all cripples after which we will physically throw you out of the town. For your own and everyone else's benefit LEAVE NOW! Yours sincerely MADAME SUPASTAR THE MANAGER 'Right Lydia let's get going. Before we leave I want to give this bastard a ring.' She dialled the number. Lawlor answered. 'Lawlor you bastard!Why are you still there? I ordered you to get out of town by today!' 'You f------------g bitch ! I'm not going anywhere This is my pub and I'm staying !' 'You are in very serious shit Lawlor .My colleague the Enforcer Miss Lydia and I are coming to beat the living daylights out of you and your family.I will fight you personally and if necessary cripple you for life!' She slammed the phone down in a fury! 'Come on Lydia I know that you are like me a brilliant and invincible fighter like me.I have read your CV and seen all your fighting qualifications.' 'This will almost certainly be a fight to the death and we may have to cripple all his family .Don't worry this is Justifiable Homicide not murder and the Police know everything about what the BLCD is doing. 'Now get your fighting equipment ready- your knuckle dusters and your cat o nine tails. Let's really enjoy ourselves beating those bastards and smashing up the pub too. ' Come on Lydia LET'S GET FIGHTING!'