LOIS PULVERISES THE RUGGER BUGGERS AT GATWICK AIRPORT by Hamlet Grace looked in the distance and could see Lois her fellow Zambian running towards her at Gatwick Airport. 'Grace it's so good to see you again! I was so worried about you!' 'Grace ndichabwino kwambiri kukuwonaninso! Ndinada nkhawa kwambiri ndi inu! 'LET ME JOIN IN THE FIGHT!! 'MANDILIMBE KUTI MULENGE ! Grace had just pulverrised two rugger buggers who lay bleeding on the floor of the Passport Control It had started when they had called her a 'kaffir' in the queue for the Passport Control. She had told them she came from Zambia and they had told her that she looked like an elephant and should go back to the zoo or the game reserve. One of them had pushed against her but given her size was unable to move her a centimetre. She had responded to the rugger bugger's stupidity with a sudden right punch and a quick left to his big soft belly. She had walked boldly over to the next rugger bugger and gave him a kick in the kidneys as she had knocked him out and he lay on the ground. Reaching down and pulling him to his feet by his blood-stained collar she had quickly barrelled her fist into his gut with such force that it lifted him at least 2 feet off the ground. and he landed at the other side of the Hall in a bloody heap. He had wondered how someone so beautiful could be so lethal, strong, powerful, and angry! Lois loved to have a fight especially as being a Policewoman back in Choma in Zambia she had just attained her brown belt in karate Also, as she had been on the plane for nearly 14 hours, she had not been to the gym that day as she did every day and longed for exercise believing that fighting was the best form of exercise available. She grabbed hold of the next rugger bugger He still had his front teeth visible to her. But she wanted those whites for her collection. She held him up with her left hand, stepped back while clenching her teeth and growled like a wild animal, thirsting for the sport. It was as if she was hunting down her prey and toying with it before the kill! Executing a perfect jab to his nose, she caused the cartilage to completely collapse beneath her powerful fist. SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSHHHHHHH!! Shifting her weight to her right leg and releasing his shirt at the same time, she swung with all the power in her legs, hips, back, shoulders and arms. She hit him with the most powerful uppercut that she had ever executed and knocked out a full mouth of teeth. Knocking him to the ground, she straddled him. She stood tall, looking down at this weak excuse for the male gender. It was then that she became aware that they were being watched. She turned round and could see a crowd of over 100 people had gathered from the Passport Control queue enjoying every minute of this wonderful entertainment provide by the two Black Women at 5am! Lois had puke and blood all over her as she heard the next rugger bugger call out. 'Why don't we get the Black bitch! There are 8 of us and only one of her! . 'Did you hear what I said bitch?' He could not have made her angry any more than she already was! She began to swing upward planting her right fist into his stomach causing him to puke and his eyes to bulge as he grabbed his belly by wrapping his arms around it and dropped to his knees. "Not yet buddy" While taking him by the collar of his shirt and pulling him to his feet, she then slammed another punch to his belly with the rock-hard fist of her left hand. Another one was yelling "You can't do that to Jim!" It did not take much for him. She side stepped him tripping him at the same time. The rugger bugger she had wailed in the stomach went down for a second time throwing up beer and something red while falling into his own puke. His friend stumbled to the ground. He was having a real problem trying to get back on his feet which meant he was no threat to her now. Now she turned her attention to the other rugger bugger. He was still on the ground holding his oversize gut, moaning. She walked over to him saying "You need some help up hun?" He threw up his arms out of protest. "NO! NO!" he yelled as she bent over and pulled him to his feet. She took him by his neck and lifted him 3 feet off the ground. She released him as she drew back her left fist as his feet hit the ground. Her powerful left hook smashed his nose. "UHHHHHHHHHHH!" was the sound that came from his mouth as the cartilage proceeded to� give the right of way to her iron clad fist. His eyes closed immediately as tears rolled down his cheeks. Blood and mucus began to flow out of his nose as he quickly covered it with his hands. As he stood there with his pot belly protruding, looking as if it is begging to be hit again. She felt an explosion within her body at the same instant her inner thighs became wet. 'Wow that felt good!" she yelled as she turned to approach the second bugger as he made it to his feet. As she walked towards him, he ran to towards her. As she reached her, he ran right into my left fist BAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAM! It not only slowed him down more but caused him to go to his knees once more. This time he was dispensing blood with puke all over the ground with some of it hitting her knee length boots. "You really know how to piss a girl off don't you you rugger bugger? Come to mommy I have something to make you feel better" she said as she lifted him to his feet once again with him coughing, gagging, and gasping for breath. "I will make it a little easier for you to breathe" she said to him again as he looks at her in horror. With a grin on her face "Watch the birdie." she said as she lifted him to his feet this time with her left hand moving her fist in a circular motion before hitting him with a right cross which landed next to his mouth causing several teeth and blood to fly out of his open mouth as he began to stumble to his right. Like a flash of lighting she took him by his shirt once more this time to break his fall, coming around from the right once more. With a right cross that landed on his chin. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" could be heard coming from the pit of his stomach. Blood, spit, and two more teeth flew out of his mouth as his limp body fell to the ground. He lay there, out like a broken bulb. Now she turned her attention to the idiot who was now being held in an iron grip by Astrid. She kicked three unconscious bodies to the side taking hold of him by his shirt and. pulling him towards her. She slammed her right fist into his jaw knocking out only two teeth as Astrid released him. This really disappointed her as he tried to speak. She still held onto his shirt with her left hand grabbing him behind his head with her right hand, He began to yell "NO! NO!" which angered her off even more and pushed her over the edge. Pulling his face around to her again she slammed her marble fist into it. WHAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! Two punches this time before he knew what hit him. They both fell onto the ground her laying on top of him. They rolled repeatedly both trying to take control. He was now on top of her drawing back his large arm balling up his fist. As he lunged toward her face. she was quick enough to grab him by his wrist. Lifting her knees, she flipped him over her head. Still holding him by his right wrist as she flipped her body on top of his releasing his wrist and grabbing him by his shirt with her left hand drawing back with her right lunging her fist toward his face with all the power that she could muster up in this position causing his jaw to shatter. SAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! He laid there not moving an inch. Getting to her feet standing straddled over him she let out a roar as if she had just won a fight to the death, looking down at her opponents with contempt. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! The five rugger buggers left fell on the ground prostrate in total surrender. One of them shouted out. HAVE MERCY US MISTRESSES!!! Astrid her Norselandic Supervisor Grace and fellow Policewoman Julie put their leather clads arms around her. They all called out in Cinyanja LORD WE PRAISE YOU FOR THIS VICTORY TODAY! AMBUYE TIMAKUPHUNZITSITSANI UTHENGA WABWINO LERO! Any comments to norselandic@hotmail.com TO BE CONTIUNUED