THE JOURNEY TO NORSELAND
by Hamlet
LISA'S ADMISSION TO NORSELAND, PART ONE


Lisa had walked out of the departure lounge at Stansted Airport with her
friend and close companion Stephen to board the Lufteflote flight to
Haraldshus in Norseland The passengers were led by Senior Airline Officer
Gerthe.

She realised that she was travelling to Norseland a Gynarchy and Matriarchy.
There was a social system in which females were the dominant Sex and held
the primary power positions in roles of political leadership, moral
authority, social privilege physical power  and control of property to the
complete exclusion of males. As a woman and possible future Black Scorpion, an
organization of dominant Black Women, she was dressed to impress in a BS
uniform of a black leather trench , leather gloves and high heeled boots

She had gone through the strict security that took almost an hour .She knew
the 100ml liquid rule applied to all liquids, aerosols and gel, but had
decided to ignore this stupid rule .The security guard had tried to remove her
cosmetics with the result that she had grabbed him by the throat in her
leather gloved hand front of the crowd at the departure area and had ordered
him to return them at once or else she would slap him hard in their face right
in front of the public. She had created such a commotion and he was so scared
by her incredibly loud voice and powerful grip that he had no choice but to
return them.

She had been on an Assertiveness Training and Corrective Therapy course
organized by the Norselandic Embassy as a condition of her Visa and was
determined to put her AT skills into practice! She had the full support of
Gerthe who said she had all the attributes of a Black Scorpion. Needless to
say, the security guard had returned all her cosmetics even though they all
far exceeded the size and weight allowed by airline security.

The passengers were all led onto the plane by the three Stewardesses or
Airline Officers as one should now call them. Lisa and Stephen entered the
Second Class of the airplane.

Even though it was Second Class she was so impressed how really comfortable
and luxurious the plane was better than First Class on any other airline she
had ever travelled on. The seats were so wide and spacious and stretched back
to form beds. They were totally unlike the cramped seats that Lisa was used to
on other airlines where she would sit cramped up with almost no leg room.
Further along in front of all the seats there was a TV screen with access to
the internet and a full range of films and Norselandic TV programmes
especially sporting programmes.

There was a large lounge area and dining room so the passengers did not have
to eat at their seats like other airlines. There were toilet facilities that
were spotless with full shower facilities. At the back was a Sanatorium where
passengers who were sick were given full medical attention and full body
massage if necessary. The Sanatorium was also used to incarcerate unruly
passengers. There were massive portraits of The Queen Goddess all along the
plane.

On the First Class she had found out it was even more luxurious. It was more
like a luxury liner. Each passenger had their own cabin with a bed, sofa,
television jacuzzi and personal washing and shower facilities. There was an
upstairs lounge and dining room that served the best cuisine possible. It
really was a flying Palace where the service provide by the AOs was excellent!

.Gerthe stood before the passengers. She looked so big and stunning in her
Lufteflote uniform of leather hat, leather studded collar, leather bra, short
leather pants, leather gloves and thigh length boots and high heels. By her
side she carried a menacing leather crop.

She had addressed the passengers in English and Papian as follows:

'You will do exactly as I say on the flight addressing me as Madame Gerthe, My
associates are Madame Astrid and Matama Tania. You will address us correctly
as Madame or Tania the Papian AO as Matama Tania without fail or you will
taste our crops!'

'E hanaʻoe e like me kaʻu'�lelo e kamaʻilio nei iaʻu e l me Matama Gerthe
koʻu mau hoa e like me Matama Astrid lāuaʻo Tania. Usaa 'hoʻopuka
pololeiʻoe iā Ms a me Matamaʻaʻoleʻoe eʻono i kā make maul hua!'

'That means also you do not behave in a rude, aggressive or disrespectful way
or else! Also we will not tolerate any disrespectful talk about Our Nation
either!' she said moving the crop up and down her hands.

ʻO ia hoʻi,ʻaʻoleʻoe e hana ma kahiʻano palaualelo, h�ʻole a
h�ʻoleʻole paha. ʻAʻole mākou eʻae i kekahi'�lelo h�ʻoleʻole no ko
mākou lāhui.'

'Another thing is that on this plane you are subject to the Law of Our Nation.
That means scruffy dress will not be tolerated. After this we will walk along
the aisles and if we see trainers, jeans or tees shirts you will be ordered to
change at once!'

'Eia kekahi mea ma k�"ia mokulele e pili anaʻoe i ke kānāuai o ko kākou
lāhui. ʻO ia hoʻi,ʻaʻole eʻaeʻia ka loleʻaʻahu. Ma hope o k�"ia, e
hele mākou ma kahi o nā taaanii a ināʻike mākou i nā mea aʻo, nā
kāmeka a me nā kāleka, e kauohaʻiaʻoe e hoʻololi koke. '

'What's more you will only be allowed two alcoholic drinks!'

'He aha kāu e' ae hou i nā mea inuʻona 'elua!

'We hope you have an enjoyable time and that this will be amongst the best 22
hours of your life.Remember that you are travelling by the best airline in the
world Lufteflote renowned for its efficiency and service closely followed by
our Sister airline Norse Air (though they think they are the greatest airline
in the world!)

'Makemake mākou e hoʻolālāʻoe i k�"ia manaua a i loko o nā hola he 22 o
kou ola. E hoʻomanaʻo e hele anaʻoe ma kaʻoihanaʻoihanaʻoihana maikaʻi
loa ma ka honuaʻo Lufteflote i kaulana no ka pono a me ka lauelaueʻana a me
ko Norse Air. Manaʻo lākouʻo lākou kaʻoihanaʻoihanaʻoi loa i ka honua!'

Have an enjoyable flight . Also get to know each other as you will be together
for 22 hours and you may want to meet again'

'E holo maikaʻi. Eʻike pū kekahi i kekahi e like me kou manaua e noho pū
ai no nā hola he iuakāluakū a makemakeʻoe e hui hou.'

Lisa looked around and there were 10 passengers altogether 7 of whom were
Papians. There were 2 British a couple who were getting off in San Francisco
.There was one other person called Arun a British person who was travelling on
his own, a rather reclusive character.

'Before we take off Madame Astrid will do a Dress Code inspection!'

Astrid walked down the plane crop in hand carefully examining the clothes
everyone was wearing .Suddenly Lisa noticed she came across a British
couple.The man was wearing trainers and a scruffy tee shirt..

'I'm afraid those trainers are unacceptable as is that scruffy Barnsley United
tee shirt. Don't you have any other shirts or shoes?'

'Well we're gerring out at San Francisco 'he drawled in his Yorkshire accent'
Anyway mah uther shoes are in t' luggage in t' hold!'

She dragged him up by the hair and threw him into the Sanatorium where there
were many different sizes of shoe and shirts .She ordered him to change at
once .She then threw his trainers and tee shirt into the incinerator. She then
dragged him back to his seat.

She then spoke to the other passengers on the intercom while she held Jim by
the neck beside her.

' I have forcibly taken this miscreant into the Sanatorium where there are
many different sizes of shoe . I have ordered him to change at once. I have
thrown his trainers and shirt into the incinerator. I don't want any more
disobedience from any other passenger or you will spend the rest of the flight
in the Sanatorium in agony!'

Ua laue ikaika uau i k�"ia heua i ka Sanatohiumo kahi i nui ai nā kāmaʻa.
Ua kauoha au iā ia e hoʻololi koke i ka manaua. Ua hoʻokuʻu wau i kona mau
luna a me kona hulu i loko o ka mea kuhi. ʻAʻole makemake au e h�ʻole hou
aku i kekahi mea'�" aʻe a iʻoleʻoe e hoʻolimalima i ke koena o ka lele i
loko o Sanatohiumo i kaʻeha!

Gerthe smiled relishing her and Astrid's power, She shouted at the passengers
who sat in fear before her.

RIGHT FASTEN SEAT BELTS! she shouted

Soon the plane was shooting down the runway at full speed. The mighty flying
Palace then took off bound for Haraldshus!

Lisa could see the lovely countryside of Sussex and Hampshire beneath her as
the plane disappeared into the clouds.

Gerthe then stood in front of the passengers addressing them in English and
Papian..

'It's lunch time soon. It will be served by Matama Tania. Please would you
take your seats when ordered to!'

ʻAe koke ka manaua auakea. Mālamaʻo Matama Tania iāʻoe e noho i ka uā e
kauohaʻia ai!

Lisa soon walked over to the dining area accompanied by Stephen. They were
joined by the Yorkshireman who had caused trouble to Madame Astrid. They found
that his name was Jim and his girlfriend was Louise. As many Yorkshiremen
were, he was very friendly and open.

'Hi mah name's Jim So where are you goin' to?'

'My name's Lisa and this is Stephen my friend. We're actually going to
Norseland with Stephen here to visit my sister'

'Well I've never been there before and I don't bludy wanna go there. Ah'm from
Barnsley and am gerring off at San Francisco .If I knew they worried about
what clothes you wore I would not have bluddy cum! What's even worse is they
only allow you to have two drinks and I bet you carnt even ger a pahnt of
Tetleys or a decent cuppa tea . If I'd known that 'ave gone bah British
Airways for sure!'

Louise his skinny girlfriend told him.

'Jim keep your bludy voice dahn If these Norse Women 'ere from you again you

might be in more bludy trouble !

'Stop yer bludy pratin woman! I only flew this bludy airline because it's
cheaper than British Airways!'

Lisa was becoming more annoyed than ever and felt like bringing her boot heel
down his testicles just to make him .

'I quite agree with your girlfriend Jim and if you carry on talking about
pints of Tetley's cups of tea and Barnsley United. you may face my boot heel
down your testicles!' she shouted at him with her face right in his.

Tania came over to take their order.

'Well what would you like?' she said

It was a choice between three types of steak beef lamb or pork with salad and
fries. For Lisa It was so different from the usual tasteless muck that was
available on most airlines! Also, it was served in comfortable conditions as
opposed to sitting at a cramped chair.

Jim shouted out.

'OK I'd lahk a steak with plenty o'chips well dun dripping off t' plait I want
steak not bludy salad. Ahm a 'uman not a bludy rabbit! ' he said in his broad
Yorkshire accent.

Tania went up to him.

'You address me properly as Matama Tania .Do you understand?'

'OK Madman Tanny whatever yer called lady keep yer bludy shirt on, just ger me
the food. I'm bludy stahvin !'

'I'm sorry I'm going to have to report you to my Supervisor Madame Gerthe'

Gerthe came over to him

' Jim I'd like a word with you!'

He had no option but to do exactly as she ordered as he was dragged back to
the Sanatorium by the neck once more.

She then dragged him back to the rest of the passengers. She was determined
that he would be an example for all of them!

He sat on the table while Gerthe stood behind him looking so overpowering and
strong. He hardly dared say a word as he was shaking in fear.

All the passengers ate in silence. The food when it did come was actually
delicious. It was by far the best airline food Lisa had ever tasted!

When Lisa had finished eating, she had a long sleep holding Stephen in her
strong arms. Astrid was very kind to them and lowered down the seat for her at
the same time asking if there was anything she wanted. Lisa and Stephen slept
next to each other with his head next to her shoulder.

Soon they were over the American coast as Lisa awoke ready for the evening
meal. It consisted of a choice between chicken or lamb casserole served with
creamed potatoes. Again, it was delicious. She found out later that there were
Papian kitchen staff who worked in the kitchens at the back of the plane
throughout the flight and were of course not permitted to associate at all
with the rest of the passengers. They just had to spend the entire flight
cooking and cleaning the kitchens!

When they were eating Jim started talking again. He just could not keep his
mouth shut.

'We'll be landing int San Francisco soon .I pity you lot going off
to'Norseland, I've 'erd it's a bludy prison camp and the women look like bludy
wrestlers !I know the food 's good and the seats are really cumfortable but
it's the last time I'm travelling by Loftifloty however they bludy well
pronahnnce it!'

As he was speaking Astrid was standing behind him. She grabbed him by the
hair.

'You've been in trouble throughout this trip Jim and now you're in more.
You're spending the rest of this trip in the Sanatorium!'

With that she dragged by the hair protesting into the Sanatorium where he
would spend the rest of the flight in handcuffs.

Meanwhile Lisa decided to sit quietly next to Stephen and read the Letter of
Admission from the Norselandic Embassy in London. It had taken over a year for
the Admission process to be completed. She was full of anticipation and
excitement especially at the prospect of meeting her sister Joanna again, who
was now a permanent resident in Norseland.

She could not believe this was really happening!

WHAT BLISS!

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