THE BLACK DOMINATRIX-59 By Hamlet THE BEGINNING OF THE QUEEN DOM -2 LISA THE BOSSWOMAN! I sat in the large Inspector's chair at Abingdon Police station.I would now call it call it Madame Lisa's Headquarters in Abingdon and Didcot.Power was going to my head like a drug.I felt so wonderful and strong sitting there in my shiny black rubber magnificence.I really relished my power! I sat there realising I had so much to do! I had a God Given task ahead of me.I remembered that incredible Vision spurring me on to fight my Holy War no matter what it involved. As I sat there thinking about my Vision and the establishment of the Queen Dom I read the words of the Bible that would give am impression of what the Queen Dom would be like.I read the words of Isaiah 65.17 that I had quoted when I burnt down that filthy pub. 'For behold I create new Heavens and a new Earth. And the former shall not be remembered nor come into mind. And I will rejoice in Jerusalem and joy in my people And the voice of weeping shall no more be heard in her nor the voice of crying' Yes that would be what the Queen Dom would be like! It would be Heaven on Earth a perfect society.There would be no more crime, no fear and no war , no crazy war with Iraq! There would be no more weeping and the former evil times would be forgotten forever! Yet the only way the former times could be forgotten was by force, by beating and if necessary by death, all of which I was an expert at.I was growing and becoming stronger very day.I had defeated all my enemies and would continue to defeat them always with God's help in my Holy War! I first of all had to deal with that bastard Sir David or Carney as I would call him from now on..I had to answer the garbage he had written to me in that Fax.I had to tell him in no uncertain terms that he was not my Boss even though he was the Chief Constable!I would be after his job and he would be my Subject.That is of course if I allowed him to live which was unlikely! I first of all called in Mavis.She had been Wilson's personal Secretary.Now she was my personal slave She knocked on the door timidly.She entered the room nervously.She was a miserable weak looking woman.what was worse was that she had blonde hair.These blonde bimbos they were the bane of my life! 'When you enter this room in future you bimbo you crawl on your hands and knees .Do you understand you blonde moron!You are in the presence of a Goddess a Superior Being!' 'Right you're my Personal Slave .I don't use words like Secretary!Wilson no longer exists -he is just a corpse hanging on a scaffold.I want every memory of him wiped off the face of the earth.How could you ever have worked for him you bitch! You actually obeyed a piece of trash like him!The very thought of it makes me want to really thrash you hard!' She began to whimper like a little baby. 'I'm so sorry Madame Lisa-I had no choice!' 'Why of course you did you cow-you could have always resigned from the job!Well from on you're my Personal Slave-you'd better shape up or you'll feel a rubber crop so hard up your arse you wont know what's hit you!' 'I will soon be clearing out all the drawers in this Office.I don't want one of Wilson's possessions remaining.Later on you will get garbage bags and you will throw away all his letters and anything with his name on it.Then you will have every one of his possessions burnt.I don't want a trace of him to remain on the earth!' My next step was to send a FAX back to that areshole Sir David. 'Right take this letter down.You will FAX it straightaway to the Chief Constable Carney.You will write on your knees!' Madame Lisa'Headquarters Colwell Drive Abingdon OXON OX14 1AU Carney(I'm definitely NOT calling you Sir David) What an aresehole you f----g are! How dare you write a letter like that to me the Black Dominatrix! The last person who wrote a letter to me like that the Professor I chased across the world and he is now a cripple after the beating I gave him!You aresehole you won't escape my vengeance! How dare you call the killing of 27 of your Police Officers a crime.It wasn't crime at all -it was Justified Homicide! I gave them the opportunity to surrender and they failed to take it! Of course I killed them -they came at me with truncheons and lost miserably! There was a fair fight and I won easily. I know that's what you can't stand your Officers being beaten They were beated easily and I Madame Lisa the Invincible was once again victorious! All the other acts I performed were again not crimes at all, but Holy Acts of Righteousness.I committed Grievous Bodily Harm to criminals-to people like that bastard Frank who got what he deserved.Your Police under that useless incompetent idiot Wilson did absolutely nothing.The choice I had there was simple -either let him annoy his neighbours or beat and kill him!I have absolutely no regrets and will beat and kill again and again until the last harasser and criminal is wiped clean off he face of the earth! You have acknowledged I am a brilliant crime fighter and yet you call me a criminal! What a contradiction! How can I be both you idiot? Of course I am a wonderful crime fighter.As you say crime has gone right down here in Abingdon.That is because anyone who commits even the slightest crime knows full well that I will hunt them down mercilessly! As for putting me on trial to run the area for 6 months-what a load of rubbish! My Queen Dom is permanent.It will soon be extended to Oxford where I will take your job! No one but no one except God himself gives me the Black Dominatrix orders.I am a Dominatrix-that means I give orders .I don't take orders from any mere mortal like you! I'm coming after you Sir David.You know your days are numbered.You know no Police Officer in Thames Valley dares to fight me so you have no chance. You knew perfectly well how incompetent and corrupt Wilson and Seenan were.You could have sacked them years ago but you did nothing.That makes you as bad as them.You colluded with them and for that you're in deep trouble! What's more don't fob me off by calling me a great crime fighter.I know I am the greatest in the world!As for paying me the combined salaries of Wilson and Seeenan of course you will.What's more I want all the arrears since I started fighting crime.I'm not going to defeat crime and criminals for nothing! You might think you're safe but you're not Sir David! I'm coming after you! Yet I'll show some mercy to you-you can resign as Chief Constable now or face my wrath! The choice is simple -resign or die! You may leave the country if you like.Just get right out of the Thames Valley area.I don't want a trace of you in the counties of Oxfordshire, Berkshire or Buckinghamshire! I expect your reply on my desk within the next 24 hours.If you don't you're in very serious shit indeed! As I have said so many times YOU CAN RUN CARNEY BUT YOU CANT HIDE! ''Right Mavis you blonde cretin-FAX that now!!' 'When you've done that you will return and clean this room thoroughly.Wilson was filthy and left this room in a real state.You will also come with 2 garbage bags.I want every trace of Wilson and his possessions removed completely!' 'Now get out of my sight now you f-----g bimbo!' She crawled out of the room on her hands and knees as fast as she could.I really wanted to give her a good boot up the arse! As I sat at my desk I decided to ring up my Darling Simon to find out how he was doing at the Healing Centre.I also wanted to tell him that the Queen Dom had well and truly begun.He would be so honoured to be the lover of me the Queen and Ruler! I rang up the Healing centre and spoke to my friend Nurse Gloria. 'Oh hello Nurse Gloria-how is the cleaning of the Healing Centre going?Also I want to know all about my dear lover Simon!' 'The cleaning is going very well.Dr Bell and I have all the staff on their hands and knees working really hard!' 'As for Simon he's been such a good well behaved Patient.He misses you his Mummy so badly!' 'Well just make sure that Healing Centre is pristine clean because if I see one speck of dirt every single member of staff will be punished.You must understand Gloria that I have just established my Queen Dom by taking over the Police and torturing 2 Police Inspectors to death.Everything and everyone in this town belongs to me and me alone.Do you understand Gloria? 'Yes Madame Lisa I am so pleased you are in charhge.I knew you would take control one day!' 'I have taken control absolutely and Righteousness will prevail.As you are my friend when I worked in the hospital you will have a special role in my Queen Dom.I will tell you all about it when we meet later.You are a very strong Black Woman and a friend and you should be rewarded!.Now put me on to Simon without delay! 'Oh certainly Madame Lisa' I could hear the excitement in her voice at the prospect of a wonderful future in the Queen Dom. Simon answered the phone. 'Hello my Darling it's your lover your Mummy Lisa.You will be so happy to know that at last the Queen Dom has been established.I have tortured those evil bastards Wilson and Seenan to death.Vengeance my Darling is so sweet.I have produced a lovely video for you to watch.There are pictures of them both hanging on scaffolds which you will really enjoy!' 'Oh thank you so much Lisa I love you so much.It's so wonderful to know that those bastards have met their deaths especially Seenan who beat me up!I really miss you Lisa!' 'I miss you too my lover.I will soon be round to give you a good fucking and wanking with my rubber gloved hahds.' 'Sleep now my Darling .I still have work to do here at my Headquarters!' I put the phone down missing him so much! I then summoned Sergeant Rogers into my Office. 'Right Rogers I see that you have removed the sign of Wilson and put my name on the door.Remember I want every trace of him removed from the earth.Even mentioning his name is forbidden without my permissio!' 'The next thing that will happen is an Inspection Parade.This will take place in exactly 20 minutes .I will be looking at 2 points in particular-Cleanliness and Attitude.' I will also be giving orders and telling the Police exactly what I expect of them and their role in my Queen Dom.' 'Get all the Police ready .The Inspection will take place in the Main Hall of the Headquarters.Tell the Police that they will present themselves correctly or there will be serious punishments!' 'Another thing Rogers I want that sign Abingdon Police Station taken down to be replaced by MADAME LISA'S HEADQUARTERS' 'Right Rogers get out of my sight now!' 'Yes certainly Madame Lisa''he ran down the corridor as fast as possible. I thought to myself.Get ready you Police Officers! LET THE INSPECTION BEGIN!' ANY COMMENTS OR SUGGESTIONS ,PARTICULARLY ON LIFE IN THE QUEEN DOM, TO Hamlet56@hotmail.com.