LISA THE INVINCIBLE! by Hamlet I knew that I faced the greatest fight in my life.The result would be the establishment of my Queen Dom here in Abingdon.I knew that afterwards it would continue to spread until it became the Empire of Righteousness! I was surrounded by 24 Police Officers in riot gear with truncheons .It was as if they were about to face a major terrorist attack.They all knew what an incredible fighter I was and that I had triumphed easily in every single fight. Yet I knew that although I would emerge totally victorious I had never taken on and fought 24, or more likely 18 people before.I had to accept that I was fighting Police Officers who were trained in fighting and riot control.I would need to use my fighting skills to the utmost, showing only mercy to those Officers prepared to surrender! I decided to start by broadcasting to Wilson again. 'Come on Wilson I know you're in there hiding like a coward.I'm winning already .Can't you see what an incredible fighter I am! I've just smashed through your gates and killed 6 of your Officers.This fight will end in my victory with your Officers either being killed or maimed for life.Is that what you want you bastard?Do you really want that?Why should they die for a useless bastard like you?Why don't you come out of your hole, surrender to me so that I can torture you to death in front of all your Officers?There's no escape from me Wilson -you might as well give yourself up! 'COME OUT YOU F---G BASTARD AND SURRENDER!' He relied on the Intercom. 'Of course I wont surrender to you you Black Cow!I don't want to be tortured to death!I know you're far stronger than me you Picanniny!You're just a bloody sadist-you enjoy torturing people.' 'You call yourself a Christian and go to Church and you love killing people!I know you always win you Jungle Bunny, but you won't get away with this.You might win this fight because you're such a bloody good fighter, but you can't take on the entire Thames Valley Police-we'll get you somehow even if it means putting a bomb in your flat.You can't wage a war all om your own. What about your lover boy Simon?.If you don't give yourself up and face trial ,well be sending bits of him to you.Just give yourself up for Gods sake!' I replied to him on my loudspeaker. 'Wilson you have definitely signed your Death Warrant.You are about to be be tortured in the most terrible and gruesome way.It will make the tortures of the Inquisition look like a school party!And it's true I am a sadist I love torturing people -it gives me enormous pleasure Why shouldn't I enjoy what I'm so good at.I will really enjoy torturing a bastard like you to death.I will revel in every second.As for being a Christian, of course I am.I believe it is my Mission in Life to eradicate vermin like you and wipe them off the surface off the earth.By destroying all Evil, I am doing God's Holy Will'. 'As for the rest of the Thames Valley Police they will be glad when a useless incompetent bastard like you is wiped off the earth.You are the sort of person who brings the whole Force into disrepute.You are an absolute disgrace to the Police as is your evil partner in crime Seenan.You both do nothing about crime, you take bribes from criminals, you are both a couple of complete drunkards and you are both guilty of breaking and entering an innocent person's flat and kidnapping and hurting him just because you can't arrest me! 'You are both totally evil.The sooner both of you are wiped off this planet the better for everyone!' Being an expert Therapist I knew that most of the Police Officers really supported me.They knew in their hearts that I was winning the verbal argument easily against Wilson .They knew it was only a matter of time before I put him through the most dreadful death and they did not want to be on the losing side.The choice was simple-death or surrender and become my Subjects. I decided to speak directly to the Police. 'Listen to me I am Madame Lisa the Invincible .I am the Beautiful, Big Black ,Bossy, Brutal and Busty Dominatrix! You all have a very simple choice-surrender or die.If you decide to fight me I will either kill you at once or cripple you after which you will spend an agoinising death in my Healing Centre.You have a choice then die or fall ay my feet and worship me as your Goddess and Queen and become loyal subjects in my Righteous Queen Dom.The choice is yours.5 of you are willing to surrender already.' Why not join them by simply laying down your weapons and calling out 'Have mercy on me Madame Lisa a Sinner' and falling on the ground at my feet!' Suddenly Wilson shouted out on the Intercom 'What are you waiting for.You're supposed to be Police Officers! Do as your told.Don't be taken in by the Black Cow.There are 24 of you and only 1 of her.You're all in riot gear and have truncheons!I know she's a brilliant fighter but you're trained in fighting too.' Waste the Black Bitch!' It was clear that most of the Officers would not surrender at once.They were used to doing as they were told even though I had won the argument.My strategy in the fight was to take out 3 at a time.I would fight with all the strength I possessed with my extendable truncheon, my cat o nine tails, my leather chord, as well as my almighty fists,arms and legs.After all I was effectively a Human Fighting Machine!What I knew was that like every fight I would become stronger while my opponents would become weaker! 3 Officers came towards me.I held my extendable truncheon tightly in my hand.Suddenly one of them rushed towards me.He tried to hit me with his truncheon.I then aimed my truncheon and hit him with full force on the head.I could see his head split open and blood come gushing out as it went right through his skull. YAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!he screamed as he fell dead on the ground! This was a taste of what was to come for all the Officers.Another one moved towards me.I could see it was a female Officer.With one mighty blow I hit her hard into the stomach.She fell right onto the ground letting out a scream of agony. AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! She lay there dead with me standing over her. Suddenly I could feel a blow that slightly gazed me on my neck,I had been told that I would be grazed once in the fight and this was it. I was absolutely bloody mad that anyone should even try to touch me.With one powerful blow I swung my truncheon round .I caught him with full power on the hand.In a furious rage I hit him hard in the stomach. AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! He landed on the ground in a heap.Still in a wild temper I continued to hit him with my truncheon over and over again all over his body.Soon he was just a dead pile of broken bones and blood! The Officers looked in absolute horror at the sight of 3 of their colleagues lying in a pool of blood. 'I told you that if you fought me you would die and this is what is going to happen.Let's see if you can fight any better if I use the cat o nine tails!' 1 of the Officers came towards me holding the truncheon.I took the cat out from my waste.It was 8 feet long with steel razors at the end.As one of the Officers moved towards me I brought the cat down hard on his hand .He let out a piercing shriek of pain. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! I continued to whip and whip him until blood came pouring out of every part of his body.Soon he was screaming for mercy but it did no good as I just whipped him even harder drawing even more blood out of him .Eventually he passed out with the pain.Soon he would be dead from blood loss. I turned round and saw another Officer come towards me.I easily took the truncheon out of his hand with one movement of the cat.I then took the cat and began to wind it round his neck.It was so long that there was still some left! 'Well Darling you look so funny with that whip around your neck.Don't worry I'll take it off you soon!' He began to plead for mercy but it was no use at all.I tugged hard and his face went purple.Suddenly his life was drained out of him as with one crash he fell on the ground. I walked towards the other Officers.I could tell they knew that they were going to lose.I then ran towards one of the Officers.It was another female Officer. 'Well Sweetheart would you like this round your neck?' I began to wind the cat slowly round her neck.None of the other Officers came to her assistance.She began to blubber and cry for mercy. 'I'm sorry Sweetheart -it's too late' I said as I began to tighten the cat around her neck.I then pulled hard She went bright purple and collapsed dead on the ground. I walked towards the other Officers.They drew back away from me.They knew that if they did not surrender they would face death just like their other 6 colleagues who lay in a lager pool of blood. 'Come on then fight me.There are still 18 of you! I'm now going to put away the cat and just use my leather chord to fight you just to give you a chance! I moved towards them.It was clear they did not want to fight me.I suddenly moved towards one of the Officers.I wound the leather chord around his arm and pulled hard until he released the truncheon.I then took their chord off and began to wind it slowly around his neck.He tried to resist but it just made me pull harder. 'Lights out Baby' I said as I pulled tightly YAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!! He fell with a loud thud onto the ground. Another Officer came towards me thinking he could hit me with his truncheon.I turned round and kicked him squarely in their solar plexus. NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH! Within a second I was on top of him holding him down firmly. 'Please Madame Lisa have mercy on me a Sinner!' he yelled out. It was too late.I told him to say his prayers and beg for forgiveness.I slowly put the chord around his neck.With one jerk his life was at end. As I was straddling him I could feel one of the Officers come.With lightning speed I pulled the chord off the neck and grabbed the other Officer by the head.I immediately put the chord around his neck and pulled hard.He let out a cry of pain as his neck slumped to the side.The 2 Officers looked so sweet lying dead next to each other! The Police were losing this fight badly and they knew it.This was even more of a pushover than the fight with the bikers and there were only 10 of them.As I walked towards them they walked back. None of them wanted to fight me.I did a bit of arithmetic.9 down, 5 would definitely surrender as Rogers had told me.Only 10 to go! 'Well Officers you are being easily defeated.I'm really enjoying myself but you are suffering.17 of your colleagues are dead including the ones I dumped at the gate and the ones I shot and killed with my knife.Is it really worth it?' 'Just to show you a little mercy I'm now going to put way my weapons and just fight with my fists and legs' It was not mercy at all as my body was really as strong as any weapon. Suddenly I could hear Wilson's voice again on the Intercom 'What's wrong with you idiots -why can't you get the Black Jungle Bunny! She's a murderous Black Bitch.Surely you must be able to kill her!' I shouted back. 'Shut the f---k up Wilson.Why do you make your Officers do something you can't do yourself you bloody coward?If you want to spare your Officers come ot her and let me torture and kill you!' There was no reply as he knew as usual I was in the right. I walked again towards the Officers. 'As I said before you have a simple choice.-surrender which must be unconditional or death! I know 5 of you are going to surrender.Why don't you all surrender and make it easy for yourselves.Wouldn't you love to become my Subjects in my Queen Dom?' Very well arseholes LET THE FIGHT CONTINUE!' Any comments or suggestions to Hamlet56@hotmail.com If you want to know whal Lisa looks like she is very beautiful and looks almost exactly like the body builder Yolanda Hughes, only even bigger and stronger.The website is www.bodybuilders/yolanda.htm. She is also partly modelled on the btilliant wrestler Weilin.Go into any Search Engine and look up WEILIN WRESTLER Are there any illustrators out there? I knew that I faced the greatest fight in my life.The result would be the establishment of my Queen Dom here in Abingdon.I knew that afterwards it would continue to spread until it became the Empire of Righteousness! I was surrounded by 24 Police officers in riot gear with truncheons .It was as if they were about to face a major terrorist attack.They all knew what an incredible fighter I was and that I had triumphed easily in every single fight. Yet I knew that although I would emerge totally victorious I had never taken on and fought 24, or more likely 18 people before.I had to accept that I was fighting Police Officers who were trained in fighting and riot control.I would need to use my fighting skills to the utmost, showing only mertcy to those Officers preperd to surrender! I decided to start by broadcasting to Wilson again. 'Come on Wilson I know youre in there hiding like a coward.Im winning already .Cant you see what an incerible fighter am! Ive just smashed through your gates and killed 6 of your Officers.This fight will end in my victory with your Officers either being killed or maimed for life.Is that what you want you bastard?Do you really want that?Why should they die for a useless bastard like you?Why dont you come out of your hole, surrender to me so that I can torture you to death in front of all your Officers?Theres no escape from me Wilson -you might as well give yourself up! COME OPUT YOU F---G BASTARD AND SURRENDER!' 'Of coures I wont surrender to you you Black Cow!i dont want to be tortured to death!I know youre far stronger than me you picanniny!Youre just a bloody sadist-you enjoy torturing people.You call yousrelf a Christian and go to Church and you love killing people!I kow you always win you Jungle bunny, but you wont get away with this.You might win this fight because yoyre such a bloody good fighter, but you cant take on the entire Thames Valkley Police-well get you somehow even if it means putting a bomb in your flat.You cant wage a war all om your own.What about your lover boy.If you dont give yourself up and face trial well be sending bits of him yop you.Just give yourself up for Gods sake!' I replied to him on my louspeaker. 'Wilson you have definitely signed yiour Death Warrant.You are about to be be tortured in the most terrible and gruesome way.It will make the tortures of the Inquisition look like a school party!And its true I am a sadist I love torturing people it gives me enormous pleasureWhy shouldnt I enjoy what Im so good at.I will really enjoy torturing a bastrd like you to death.I will revel in every second.As for being a Christian, of course I am.I believe it is my Mission in Life to readicate vermin like you and wipe them off the surface off the earth.By destroying all Evil, I am doing Gods Holy Will. As for the rest of the Thames Valley Police they will be glad when a useleess incopeteny basrd like you is wiped ogg the earth.You are the sort of person who brings the whole Force into direpute.You are an absolute disgrace to the Police as is your evil partner in crime Sennan.You both do nothing about crime, you take bribes from criminals, you are both a couple of complete drunkards and you are both guilty of breaking and entering an innocent oersons flat and kidnapping and hurting him just because you cant arrest me!You are both totally evil.The sooner both of you are wiped off this planet the better for everyone!' Being an expert THerapist I knew that most of the Police Officers really supported me.They knew in their hearts that I was winning the verbal argunment easily against Wilson .They knew it was only a matter of time before I put him through the most dreadfil death and they did not want to be on the losing side.The choice was simple-death or surrender and become my Subjects. I decided to speak directly to the Police. Listen to me I am Madame Lisa the Invincible .I am the Beautiful, Big Black ,Bossy, Brutal and Busty Dominatrix! You all have a very simple choice-surrender or die.If you decide to fight me I will either kill you at once or cripple you after cwhich you will spend an agoinisibf death in my Healing Centre.You have a choice then die or fall ay my feet and worship me as your Goddess and Queen and become loyal subjects in my Righteos Queen Dom.the choice is yours.5 of you are willing to surrender already.Why not join them by simply laying down your weapons and calling out'Have mercy on me Madame Lisa a Sinner and falling on the ground at my feet!' Suddenly Wilson shouted out on the Intercom 'What are you waiting for.Youre supposed to be Police Officers! Do as your told.Dont be taken in by the Black Cow.there are 24 of you and only 1 of her.Youre all in riot gear and have truncheons!I know shes a brilliant fighter but youre trained in fighting too.Waste the Black Bitch!' it was clear that most of the Officers would not surrender at once.They were used to doing as they were told even though I had won the argument.My strategy in the fight was to take out 3 at a time.I would fight with all; the strength I possesed with my extenable truncheon, my cat o nine tails, my leather chord, as well as my almighty fists,arms and legs.after all I was effectively a Human Fighting Machine!What I knew was that like every fight I would become stronger while my opponents wooukld become weaker! 3 O fficers came towards me.I held my extendable truncheon tightly in my hand.Suddenly one of them rushed towards me.He tried to hit me with his truncheon.I then aimed my truncheon and hit him with fukll force on the head.I could see his head split open and blood come gushing out as it went right through his skull. YAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!he screamed as he fell dead on the ground! This was a taste of what was to come for all the Officers.Another one moved towards me.Icould see it was a female Officer.With one mighty blow I hit her hatd into the stomach.She fell right onto the ground letting out a sream og agony. AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! She lay there dead with me standing over her. Suddenly i could feel a blw that slightly gazed me on my neck,I had been told that I would be grazed once in the fight and this was it. I was absolutely bloody mad that anyone should even try to touch me.ith one powerful blow I swung my trunscheon round .I caught him with full power on the hand.In a firious rage I hit him hard in the stomach. AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! he landed on the ground in a heap.Still in a wild temper I continued to hit him with my truncheon all over his body.Soon he was just a dead plie of broken bones and blood! The Officers looked in absolute horror at the sight of 3 of their colleagues lying in a pool of blood. 'I told you that if you fought me you would die and this is what is going to happen.Lets see if you can fight any better if I use the cat o nine tails!' 1 of the Officers came towards me holding the truncheon.I took the cat out from my waste.It was 8 feet lonf with steel razors at the end.As he moved towards me I brought the cat down hard on his hand .He letb out a piercing shreek of pain. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! I continued to whip and whip him until blood came pouring out of ebery paert of his body,Soon he was sceaming for mercy but it did no good as I just whipped him even harder drawing even more blood out of him .eventually he pased out with the pain.Soon he woukld be dead from blood loss. I turned round and saw another Officer come towrds me.I easily took the trucheon out of his hand with one movement of the cat.I then took the cat and began to wind it round his neck.It was so long that there was still dome left! 'Well Darling you look so funny with that whip around your neck,Dont worry Ill take it off you soon!' He began to plead for mercy but it was no use at all.I tuigged hard and his face went purple.Suudenly his life was drained out of him as with one crash he fell on the ground. I walked towards the other Officers.I could tell they knew thatthey were going to lose.I then ran towrards one of the Officers.It was another female Officer. 'well Sweethert would you like this round your bneck// I began to wind the cat slowly round her neck.None of the other Officers came to her assistance.She began to blubberand cry for mercy. 'Im sorry sweetheart -its too late' I said as I began to tighten the cat around her neck.I then pulled hrd She went bright purple and collapsed dead on the ground. I walked towrds the other Officers.They drew back away from me.They knew that if they did not surrender they would face death just like their other 6 colleagues who lay in a lage pol ,of blood. 'Come on then fight me.There are still 18 of you! Im now going to put away the cat and just use my leather chord to fight you just to give you a chance! I moved towards them.It was clear they did not want to fight me.I suddenly moved towardfs one of the Officers.I wound the leather chord around his arm and pulled hard until he released tghe truncheon.I then took ther chord off and began to wind it slowly around his neck.He tried to resist but it just made me pull hrder. 'Lights out Baby' I said as I pulled tightly YAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!! He fell with a lod thud onto the ground. Another Officer came towrds me thinking he could hit me with his truncheon.I turned round and kicked him squarely in ther solar plexus. NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH! Within a second I was on toip of him holding him down firmly/ 'Please Madame Lisa have mercy on me a Sinner!' he yelled out/ It was too late.I told him to say his prayers and beg for forgiveness.I slowly put the chord around his neck.With one jerk his life was at end. As I was straddling him I could feel one of the Officers come.With lightning speed I pulled the chord off the nerck and geabbed the other Officer by the neck/I immediately put the chord around his neck and puklled hard.He let out a cry of pain as his neck slumped to the side.The 2 Officers looked so sweey lying dead next to each other! The Police were losing this fight badly and they knew it.This was even more of a pushover than the fight with the bikers and ther were only 10 of them.As I walked towrds them they walked back. None of them None of them wanted to fight me.I did a bit of arithmetic.9 down, 5 would definitely surrender as Rogers had told me.Only 10 to go! Well Officers you ate being easily defeated.Im really enjoyind myself but you are suffering.17 of your colleagues are dead including the ones I dumped ast the gate and the ones I shot and killed with my knife.Is it really worth it? Just to show you a liittle mercy Im now going to put way my weapons andjust fight with my fists and legs'It was not mercy at all as my body was really as strong as any weapon. Suddenly I could hear Wilson's voice again on the Intercom 'whats wrong with you idiots why cany you get the Black Junglebunny! Shes a murderous Blackto s bitch.Surely you must be able to kill her! I shouted back. 'Shut the f---k up Wilson.Why do you make your Officers do something you cant do yourself you bloody coward.If you want to spare your Officers come ot her and let me torture and kill you!' Ther was no reply as he knew as usual I was in the right. I walked again towrds the Officers. 'AS I said before you have a simple choice.-surrender which must be unconditional or death!I know 5 of you are going to surrender.Why dont you all surrender and make it easy for yourselves.Wouldny you love to become my Subjects in my Queen Dom? Very well aresehoiles Let the fight continue!