THE BLACK DOMINATRIX-26
By Hamlet
THE TREATMENT OF NOISY NEIGHBOURS


As I walked towards the direction of the noise it became worse and worse-God
how could anyone listen to such drivel! I could understand people listening to
pleasant music, but this barbarian racket!As I approached I thought to myself
that I can tolerate many types of music but in my New World The Queen Dom of
Righteousness rubbish like this would simply not be tolerated .So many things
would have to change in my New World- including people who were idlers and
stayed at home all day while others worked.There was no room for malingerers
in my Queen Dom! You would work or you wouldn't eat-so what the Hell were
these bastards doing not working on a Monday afternoon!

As I walked towards the house where the noise came from I was becoming wet
with excitement.I had spent all day beating people-first the Editor who was
now in hospital and after that Christopher the alcoholic.It would take days
for either of them to recover if they ever would!I was actually a Beataholic-I
needed to beat and torture people in the same way as an alcoholic needed a
drink.Only the difference was that whereas he was doing something that hurt
himself, I was doing something that was positively good and healthy.

In particular I wanted to torture someone so much-I would let these bastards
who were making a noise have it! Torture was a noble and skilful art .I had
always been a devoted follower of the Marquis de Sade.I was a total and
irredeemable sadist.Torture involved immense skill and medical knowledge.One
had to know all the weakest and most vulnerable perts of the human body and
how to inflict the most terrible pain and suffering.I was a medical expert as
a result of my training as a physiotherapist.I had studied every part of the
human anatomy intimately.It was not just a beating ,relatively easy to
administer that these noisy idle bastards were going to get ,but full scale
torture!

As I walked towards the house the noise was becoming worse than ever.Being
quite a musical person myself, singing in the Church choir and playing the
piano, I do know the difference between good and bad music.I am quite a
devotee of Classical music being especially fond of opera.In fact I once
thought of becoming an Opera Singer.I am a great admirer of the Black Opera
singer Jessye Norman and resemble her in size and build.As a result I knew
that this 'heavy metal' rubbish that they were playing had to be stopped by
me.It was truly the sound of the Devil himself and had no place at all in my
Queen Dom of Righteousness!

I stood outside the front door -the place looked pretty dirty , almost as bad
as Frank's(see Episodes 9 & 10).I rang the bell-there was no answer.I rang
again but still no answer.The noise was appalling-I had to stop it! How dare
these bastards not answer the door! How dare they make that repulsive evil
noise!How dare they upset one of my Patients whom I was curing! And how dare
they stay at home on a Monday when they should be at work!

I was becoming bloody furious and was almost going berserk with anger.Suddenly
I decided to do something about it.I moved backwards and positioned my huge 6"
heel boots against the door.I ran towards the door and with one mighty blow
hit it with the full strength of my boot.The whole door came crashing down off
its hinges.I had knocked the door right way and I was inside the house!

I strode straight into the living room.What a degenerate sight!There were two
big fat idle bastards looking at me in terror.The'music' was blaring out full
volume.The place was disgusting with dirt and beer cans everywhere.I had never
seen such a revolting pair of couch potatoes!

I went straight past them and turned the noise off.I was about to smash the
stereo up, but decided to leave it this time.I then ordered them both to stand
in front of me to attention.

'YOU IDLE F----G BASTARDS! HOW DARE YOU MAKE THAT HORRIBLE NOISE! WHAT DO YOU
MEAN BY LIVING IN THIS FILTH! WHY AREN'T YOU AT WORK!!'

I literally screamed in their ears.

One of them whose name I later found out to be Bill, then muttered some
nonsense about what right I had to walk into his house and he had a right to
play music if he liked.I was now even more livid than before.With one mighty
blow I slapped him hard across the face and he went tumbling in a heap across
the room hitting the wall with a loud thud.

SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP!

I grabbed him by the throat1

'NO ONE BUT NO ONE QUESTIONS MY RIGHT TO DO ANYTHING YOU F-------G WORM!! I AM
THE BLACK DOMINATRIX AND I DO EXACTLY AS I PLEASE IS THAT CLEAR!'

He was crying like a little baby in total fear and pain.

'IMmmmm sssorry Madame I wont ever say that again' he stammered.

'You f-----g well won't because I'm going to punish you and your friend!'

I made them both stand to attention in front of me.I then grabbed Bill by the
throat and forced him to stand up in front of me.I then grabbed his friend Jim
by the testicles and made him stand to attention too.They were both in
absolute agony squirming under my terrible grip.

'Right you bastards -the only cure for you both is complete Torture-it's the
only thing that will work.You have to be cured of your filthy habits.You
listen to repulsive noise, you're both lazy and your place is a complete
tip.Right I want you both to strip down to your underpants NOW!

I've never seen 2 people strip so quickly-within less than a minute they were
both standing to attention in their underpants.

'I'll start with you first What's your name?'

'Jim Madame' he replied with his head bowed in fear.

Right Jim I'll start with you-I want you to lie across that sofa-we'll begin
with the Torture.

You what's your name?'

'Bill Madame' he replied even more scared than Jim.'

'Bill you will stand in the corner where you will hear the screams of your
friend.Go there now!

He obeyed at once and put his face right into the corner.

I decided to give him the Kiss of Death one of the most terrible Tortures one
can ever experience.I developed it as a result of my medical training when I
learnt most of my Tortures.As a Physiotherapist many Patients would come to me
suffering with mouth ulcers and gum disorders. I would treat them with a
method called the Kiss whereby I would first of all drink some mouthwash.I
would then clamp my powerful mouth over the Patient's mouth and hold it there
.My tongue would penetrate around the Patient's mouth and I would literally
clean the infected area with my tongue.It was a marvelous cure for ulcers and
gum disorders but because I was holding the Patient in my powerful jaws it
would almost always end with the Patient passing out!I had to put my mouth
down some revolting mouths like Jim's but as a physiotherapist I had to be
intimate with my Patients.

I knelt down beside him and put my leather gloved fingers hard into his throat
digging my nails in hard.At the same time I squeezed his nose hard and twisted
it right round.I then pulled his neck back right behind the sofa until I could
hear it crack.I then brought my mouth right over his mouth and my mouth
clamped in a vice over his mouth.At the same time I bit hard into his lips
drawing blood.My tongue went down his mouth with full force effectively
choking him.His whole air supply was totally cut off!

This is one of the most terrible Tortures anyone can go through.If held long
enough it will lead to certain death as the victim is literally choked and
strangled to death.I could see what agony he was in .It was pretty revolting
for me to have to taste his stinking mouth but as a trained physiotherapist I
was used to all sorts of bodies no matter how filthy they were .He was in
excruciating agony-his neck was almost broken, his nose was blocked and aching
as I shoved my razor sharp nails up his nostrils.What was worse was the pain
in his mouth as my steel like jaws were clamped in a vice on his mouth and my
tongue went hard down into his tonsils.Blood was now pouring out of his neck
from my nails, his lips and his nose as my nails were digging hard into his
nostrils.His face was almost purple, sweat was pouring down him and he knew if
I held him like this for much longer he would face certain death!

After about 10 minutes of terrible agony for him I let him go.He was now
completely unconscious, his air supply having been totally cut off for that
period and having faced the most terrible pain in his throat, mouth and
nose.His whole face was covered in blood-it was pouring out everywhere.I
decided to revive him by throwing a bucket of water right over him.He woke up
crying in pain and shame like a little baby!

He was in no fit state to stand up so I picked him up and carried him to the
bathroom.He was still crying-blood , tears and sweat were pouring off him in
torrents. I took my medical kit out and washed all the blood off him .I put a
plug up his nose and cream all over his lips .I then bandaged him right round
his neck.I had put him through 10 minutes of Hell and now was showing him
Mercy.I then picked him up again and carried him back to the living room to
face the wall.

'Right Bill it's your turn.'

He was standing there in his underpants shaking with terror.As he had not
actually answered me back I decided not to be as hard on him.I was going to
give him the Neck and Groin Torture.

I made him sit on the floor.I then squeezed his neck hard with my leather
gloved fingers.I then brought the heel of my boot hard into his testicles.He
gave out a piercing yell as I pulled his head hard back

AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I whispered in his ear as I carried on torturing him.

'Come on now Bill tell me where's the pain?'

'IN MY NECK IN MY BALLS! PPPLLLEASE STOP!' he yelled.

I carried on digging my fingers into his neck and digging my heel into his
ball sac for 10 minutes.At the end of it he was rolling around in agony on the
floor.Like Jim he eventually passed out and like him, I had to carry him into
the bathroom.I pushed his face into the sink to revive him and then carried
him back to the living room.

I made them both stand to attention as I stood before them in all my leather
magnificence.

'Right you bastards -you have just suffered the most terrible agony.I have
enjoyed it as much as you have loathed every minute of it .You have learned
your lesson and have suffered the punishment for your sins.'

'From now on you will never listen to that Devilish noise again .You will
destroy every single CD and tape of that 'heavy metal' noise.You will never
listen to that garbage ever again.From now on you will only listen to proper
music.I am a Corrective Therapist and you will be my Patients from now on.I
will train you in proper musical taste!

Secondly you will clean up this shithole.I want this place to be spotless
tomorrow as I will be coming to inspect it.If it's not clean I will start
breaking things up!Also you will clean yourselves up as I am going to do a
full personal hygiene inspection.And you'd better get a new front door as that
one's completely broken!'

Thirdly you will go back to work tomorrow.I see from those uniforms up there
you're both postmen.I can't stand lazy malingers.If I ever see you at home
again I will Torture you so badly you will never be able to move again! IS
THAT CLEAR!'

They shouted together

'YES MADAME LISA!'

Right you will now make a full Confession of your Sins speaking clearly after
me.

'We Bill and Jim earnestly beg the forgiveness of the Almighty Black
Dominatrix Madame Lisa.We have sinned exceedingly.We have listened to a
horrible noise that belongs to the Devil himself and have disturbed and upset
the whole neighbourhood.We are a couple of good for nothing malingerers.We are
filthy both in appearance and in our domestic life.

Under the expert guidance and control of Madame Lisa we will change all our
ways and will be born again.We will only listen to melodic and Holy music as
directed by Madame Lisa.We will attend Church next Sunday with Madame Lisa
where we will listen to the music of God and watch her sing in the Gospel
Choir.

We will clean up this house where Jim lives and make it spotless as directed
by Madame Lisa.We will clean ourselves up thoroughly.We will work hard in our
jobs as postmen and only ever take Sick Leave again with the express
permission of Madame Lisa who will medically examine us and treat us back to
health.We will no longer touch alcohol again .Altogether under the control and
guidance of Madame Lisa we will lead Godly, Sober and Righteous lives!'

'Right I will see you tomorrow evening at 6 PM.This place better be
spotless.We will decide on a complete Course of Corrective Therapy which you
both desperately need.You'd better get that door fixed now!'

With that I strode out of the house walking over the broken door.As I walked
towards the car I thought what a wonderful day it had been.I had emerged
totally triumphant once again.All that remained was to spend the rest of the
evening and night making love to Simon!

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