THE BLACK DOMINATRIX 22
By Hamlet
THE HUMILIATION OF THE EDITOR


I drove to the Professor's house feeling really sexy in my tight Black 
Leather cat suit  and thigh length boots clinging to my body.I looked at my 
powerful Leather gloved hands that were almost as thick as tree trunks .I 
thought to myself that no one could possess such powerful hands with such 
razor sharp nails.The very sight  them must strike terror!

I drove straight to the Professor's house.I walked up to the door and rang 
the bell.His mother eventually answered.She looked up to me with a look of 
complete fear.

'Right Mother where's the Professor?

'He's in the living room waiting for you-are you Lisa?'

'Who the hell do you think I am you silly woman.And it's MADAME LISA!'

I brushed past her almost knocking her right over.The house was quite large 
and tastefully furnished.This was where the Corrective Therapy Session would 
be on Wednesday!

The Professor was standing in the living room.He started sweating as soon as 
he saw me.

'Well Professor we've got a busy day ahead haven't we-we're going to visit 
that bastard of an Editor who had the audAcity to publish that rubbish you 
wrote a week ago!'

'Please forgive me Madame Lisa-I knew I did wrong-how can you ever forgive 
me!

With that he fell on his knees and almost started to cry.

'Get up you bastard-in my view I didn't punish you enough.I should have 
thrashed you harder when we were in New York.Also you should have spent last 
night trussed up in my living room.Don't worry Professor-you make one wrong 
move today and you'll be spending tonight in Abingdon General Hospital!

The fear I had struck in him really made him blubber like a little child.He 
knew that I always meant what I said.He cried out loudly

'OH PLEASE FORGIVE ME MADAME LISA-YOU'RE THE BEAUTIFUL BIG BLACK BOSSY 
BRUTAL AND BUSTY DOMINATRIX!

'Right now get off that floor you worm- we're going now!'

With that I put the dog collar round his neck and dragged him past his 
terrified Mother out of the house.

When I got him in the car I pulled him by the hair

'Right Professor you'd better do as I say today or else your mother is going 
to see some more weals on your backside-do you understand Mother's boy?

'Yyyesss Madame Lisa' he cried in pain as I pulled his head right back.

'You'd better because I'm in a very sadistic mood today-the slightest thing 
anyone does will drive me berserk with anger!

I put my foot hard on the accelerator.I must have broken every speed limit 
as within a minute I was outside the offices of the Abingdon Gazette.

I strode in confidently with the Professor on a lead behind me.At the door 
there were 2 security guards or bouncers.Gorillas again!
Are these people so stupid as to think that a couple of big fat tubs of lard 
can protect them against me the Almighty Invincible Black Dominatrix!

'Look for your own safety get the hell out of here and leave the 
premises.I've come for the Editor so just f---g well move or else!' I 
shouted.

'I'm sorry the Editor told us you was'nt to be let in'

What a pea brain-his knowledge of English grammar was so limited!I stood 
before him in all my Black Leather magnificence.There was fear written all 
over his stupid face.He knew by my sheer size he was no match for me!

'I'm sorry Love the Editor just told me not to let you in-if I do it's more 
than me job's worth' he said sweat now pouring down his face.

He then pushed his hand forward as if to stop me.That was enough-I grabbed 
hold of it and with one twist pulled it right behind his back.I could hear 
the bones cracking.My hands were so strong that I had his arm behind his 
head and was hardly making any effort at all.

AAAAAAGGGGHHH!! he screamed with all his might.



'PPLLLEASE LET ME GO!!!'


I brought my leg up into his backside and kicked him with full force right 
through the door.He went flying in the air like a football and landed in the 
pavement in a bloody heap.

The other security guard decided to run.With my athletic prowess  chased 
after him.I grabbed him by his trousers and pulled them down exposing him to 
all the pedestrians in the High St.I then held him by his face and gave him 
a ringing slap across the face.It was like being hit by a cricket bat! He 
collapsed in the street screaming again in a bloody mess.rolling around in 
agony.


SLAAAAAAAAAPPPPP!!


YAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

I then pulled both him and his friend and shoved them both hard against the 
wall.

'Right you thick morons-you're as brainless as you're useless at fighting.If 
I ever see either of you within 5 miles of this town again, I'll make sure 
you're both cripples for life! I never forget a face especially faces as 
ugly as yours.You're both a pair of fat bald headed arseholes! Now get out 
of my sight before I really get to work on you!'

Both of them got up and with great difficulty ran as fast as they could down 
the street to the obvious amusement of the residents in the street!

The Professor looked in total amazement.He had seen a display of my fighting 
skills 3 times and he was overwhelmed by my incredible prowess.

'Well Professor-when I said I was invincible I meant it-do you understand?

'Yes Madame Lisa you're the most wonderful fighter I've ever seen

I certainly am -now let's deal with that bastard of an Editor!


With that I pulled his chain and walked straight into the Newspaper 
offices.All the staff stood up in wonder at the sight of a gigantic Black 
Dominatrix pulling a White wimp by a dog collar behind her.

'Right everyone-where's the Editor?'

A blonde bimbo came up to me-I see them everywhere!

'I'm sorry but he's in a meeting at the moment'

'I don't give a f---k about his meetings.I'm the Black Dominatrix and I want 
to see him this instant!' I screamed .In my anger I tore off the bimbo's 
blouse exposing her half naked to all her colleagues.

She began to cry.'I'm terribly sorry-his office is over there' she was now 
blubbing uncontrollably.

I marched forward the professor behind me and smashed the door with my boot 
nearly breaking it off its hinges.

The Editor was in there in a conference with 4 of his staff.The Editor was 
at his desk-he looked a pompous prat in a bow tie.I went right up to him.

'Well Mr. Editor your so called security guards were no use at all-I've just 
beaten the shit out of them and kicked them out of town.I've come to give 
you a really hard beating and teach you a lesson you'll never forget in your 
life!'

I turned to the 4 others who obviously knew who I was and were cringing in 
their seats

'What the hell are you looking at i want to be alone with this bastard !

GET OUT NOW BEFORE YOU GET THE SAME TREATMENT!'

All 4 of them ran out of the room as fast as they could-they knew I meant 
business.

I then stood over the editor.I then put the heel of my boot hard into his 
testicles.

Well Editor you know why I'm here I've come with that bastard the Professor. 
You published his stupid f---g letter in your rag about a week ago and im 
f----g furious about it.No one but no one in this town criticises me the 
Black Dominatrix and no one allows such drivel to be published.Do you 
understand you f---g piece of garbage?'

I was giving him a good hard Tongue lashing in his face. He was in absolute 
agony with my boot pushing with full force into his ball sac

Please for God's sake Madame Lisa I'll do anything you ask. Just don't break 
my balls-PLEASE!

'Right Mr. Editor- you will now publish a full apology and retraction of the 
letter that will appear in tomorrow's edition -in block capitals on the 
front page as follows;

ON BEHALF OF MYSELF AND PROFESSOR WILLIAMS WHO WROTE THE LETTER I WOULD LIKE 
TO APOLOGISE COMPLETELY FOR THE LETTER CRITICISING MADAME LISA. THE LETTER 
WAS COMPLETE AMD TOTAL NONSENSE FROM BEGINNING TO END.WE APOLOGISE TOTALLY 
FOR ANY DISTRESS CAUSED TO MADAME LISA.

IN FUTURE NO ARTICLES CRITICISING MADAME LISA WILL APPEAR IN THIS PAPER.THIS 
PAPER WILL NEVER AGAIN PERMIT A SINGLE ARTICLE OR LETTER CRITICISING MADAME 
LISA -THE QUEEN OF ABINGDON-THE BEAUTIFUL BIG BLACK BOSSY BRUTAL BUSTY 
DOMINATRIX!

I then ordered the editor to write a cheque for £1000 for compensation for 
the distress and annoyance I had suffered. He wrote it at once.I then 
grabbed him by the balls and said that from now on I was effectively the 
owner of the gazette .If any article was published I didn't approve of was 
published ,he would not only lose his job but would end up unable to write 
or speak again in his life.

'Right professor you thought this was the end but it isn't I'm going to 
thrash you with this leather crop in front of all your staff!'

'NOW TAKE YOUR F---G TROUSERS AND PANTS OFF AND STAND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE 
ROOM IN FRONT OF ALL YOUR STAFF.YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO FEEL PAIN YOU 
BASTARD! '

TO BE CONTINUED

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