THE BLACK DOMINATRIX-12-THE REPLY TO THE PROFESSOR By Hamlet After reading the letter from the Professor I was absolutely furious.I was so angry.How dare he criticise me or Corrective Therapy the bastard! I nearly ripped up the paper I was so livid.I would fix this bastard for good.He was such a coward as well-he did not even have the courage to contact me personally and had to write the letter to the Editor of the paper.He did not even dare write his address because he knew I would visit him.Well you bastard-you can run but you cant hide-The Black Dominatrix will get you and when she does youll wish you'd never been born! I decided to send an EMail to the Editor of the Abingdon Gazette telling the Professor I was coming after him and so everyone else would know.I would visit him at the University.I would put him through a Course of Corrective Therapy, starting with a severe Tongue Lashing and a Thrashing.I would make him confess his Sins in front of me and beg my forgiveness.He would have to write an Apology to the Paper stating what nonsense he had written .I would warn the bastard that if he ever wrote a letter like that again he would be maimed for life.Like the pub landlord he sympathised with, he would spend the rest of his life an unemployed cripple. I replied as follows; PROFESSOR WILLIAMS I have just read the rubbish you have sent to the Editor and I'm absolutely furious! You pathetic coward-you cant even write to me personally and youre afraid to give your address because you know what Ill do to you you .How did you ever become a Professor writing drivel like that you worm brained fake! Yes I am a total sadist.I thoroughly enjoy beating up bastards like you and seeing you scream for mercy! Corrective Therapy is certainly scientific.It totally changes peoples lives and rids them of disgusting habits.It will certainly work when I practice it on you and rid you of all that drivel in your head. Your attitudes make me absolutely sick.You are a typical bleeding heart liberal.You worry about the 'Rule of Law' and criminal's rights, but do absolutely nothing to help the victims of crime.You say its all up to the Polce.Yet where were the Police when Frank Philips was harassing and racially abusing his neighbours? And yes I am proud of smashing up that pub-you go on about Abingdon being so clean.So why do you tolerate places that are a blight on the community! As for the Police they know and are pleased that someone at last is prepared to stand up to criminals like I do.I actually have a letter from the Commander of Abingdon Police to that effect. As for the MP Evan Harris I treated him when I was a physioterapist .Althogh I inflicted great pain on him, I cured his arthritis.He realises this now and also realises how popular I now am in the town.Complaining to the Police and the MP will do you no good at all.You should have checked your facts out before you compain you arsehole! Beneath your liberal drivel, you are also a complete racist.You mention the word 'Black' at least 3 times! Yes I am proud of being a proud Black Woman.We Black Women excel at whatever we do and we dont tolerate pathetic windbags like you! You talk about driving me out of town.well Professor it looks like you're going to be driven out of your job and the town if you dare carry on like this You shouldnt be teaching students you pea brained charlatan. Don't worry Professor Im coming after you and there will be nowhere to hide from me the Black Dominatrix! As they say you can run, but you cant hide! YOURS IN FURY MADAME LISA As I sent off tjhe EMail I thought to myself-just you wait Professor Williams.I cant wait to get working on you!