Lady Seductress, letter from the Professor
by Hamlet



After reading the letter from the Professor I was absolutely furious. I was so
angry.How dare he criticise me or Corrective Therapy the bastard! I nearly
ripped up the paper I was so livid.I would fix this bastard for good.He was
such a coward as well-he did not even have the courage to contact me
personally and had to write the letter to the Editor of the Stratford
Gazette!.He did not even dare write his address because he knew I would visit
him.Well you bastard-you can run but you can't hide-The Lady Seductress will
get you and when She does you'll wish you'd never been born!

I decided to send an EMail to the Editor of the Stratford Gazette telling the
Professor I was coming after him and so everyone else would know.I would visit
him at the University of East London.I would put him through a Course of
Corrective Therapy, starting with a severe Tongue Lashing and a Thrashing.I
would make him confess his sins in front of Me and beg my forgiveness.He would
have to write an Apology to the Paper stating what nonsense he had written .I
would warn the bastard that if he ever wrote a letter like that again he would
be maimed for life.Like the pub landlord he sympathised with, he would spend
the rest of his life an unemployed cripple.

I replied as follows;

PROFESSOR FOULKES

I have just read the rubbish you have sent to the Editor and I'm absolutely
furious! You pathetic coward-you can't even write to me personally and you're
afraid to give your address because you know what I'll do to you you .How did
you ever become a Professor writing drivel like that you worm brained fake!

Yes I am a total sadist. I thoroughly enjoy beating up bastards like you and
seeing you scream for mercy!

Corrective Therapy is certainly scientific.It totally changes people's lives
and rids them of disgusting habits. It will certainly work when I practice it
on you and rid you of all that drivel in your head.

Your attitudes make me absolutely sick.You are a typical bleeding heart
liberal.You worry about the 'Rule of Law' and criminal's rights, but do
absolutely nothing to help the victims of crime.You say its all up to the
PolIce.Yet where were the Police when Frank Philips was harassing and racially
abusing his neighbours? And yes I am proud of smashing up that pub-you go on
about Stratford being so clean.So why do you tolerate places that are a blight
on the community!

As for the Police they know and are pleased that someone at last is prepared
to stand up to criminals like I do.I actually have a letter from the Commander
of Stratford Police to that effect.

Complaining to the Police and the MP will do you no good at all.You should
have checked your facts out before you complain you arsehole!The local MP Lynn
Brown has not complained about the vital work I do for the community and
neither should you!

Beneath your liberal drivel, you are also a complete racist. You mention the
word 'Black' at least 3 times! Yes I am proud of being a proud Black Woman.We
Black Women excel at whatever we do and we dont tolerate pathetic windbags
like you!

You talk about driving me out of town. Well Professor it looks like you're
going to be driven out of your job and the town if you dare carry on like this
You shouldn't be teaching students you pea brained charlatan!.

Don't worry Professor I'm coming after you and there will be nowhere to hide
from Me the Lady Seductress! As they say you can run, but you can't hide!

YOURS IN FURY

LADY SEDUCTRESS

As I sent off the EMail I thought to myself-just you wait Professor Foulkes .I
can't wait to get working on you!

Any comments to norselandic@hotmail.com