LADY ESSEX CAPTURES THE BOSS OF THE TRIADS by Hamlet Lady Essex Madame Kiaana and Judge Lynna stood there savouring their great victory. They felt so proud of themselves after killing and beating 30 Triads .30 dead and dying bodies lay strewn across the ground. The ground itself was awash with the blood of their bodies and was also covered in bits of dead body, with arms, legs and several decapitated heads lying on the ground. Lady Essex felt so proud of herself and her Colleagues who had won such a brilliant and almost effortless victory without a hair on their heads even being touched. They had not even suffered a single graze! It was now Lady Essex's turn to capture the Boss of the Triads Li himself and take him back to her Nation Norseland for Torture and Interrogation. It was certain that he would be out to death at Her hands without mercy! She decided to phone Li on his mobile. 'As you may know Li, we have just killed thirty of your Triads in the most ruthless way. I am now coming after you. There's no escape from me. Why don't you just give yourself up?' "您可能知�"李，我們剛剛以最殘�...�的方式殺死了您的三�� ��三合會 "N�n kěn�ng zhīd� o lǐ, w�'men gānggāng yǐ zu� c�nk� de fāngsh� shā sǐle n�n de sānsh� g� sān h� hu� b� nfǎ. W�' xi� nz� i zh�ngz� i zhuī nǐ. W�' w�fǎ t�otu�. Nǐ w�ish�me b� zhǐsh� f� ngq� z�jǐ? 'You cannot capture me. I go to China to escape!' " Nǐ b�n�ng zhuā zh� w�'. W�' y� o q� zh�nggu� t�opǎo! 'There's nowhere you can escape from me!' "Nǐ w� ch� kě t�ob� w�'!" It was clear that he was heading for mainland China hoping that she would not find him there. She looked up. There was a helicopter pad on the top of his house. Within a short time, she could see a helicopter. Li and 3 of the Triads were making a desperate attempt to escape. She looked in her extensive armoury in her Hardanger motorbike She had a small bazooka. She decided she was going to bring the helicopter down by firing at the fuel supply. She did not want to bring it destroy completely as She wanted to take Li back as her prisoner. She could see the pilot in the front seat. She aimed with the telescopic lens straight into the engine itself. It was a direct hit. As she fired smoke began to come out of the front of the helicopter as fuel began to leak. She fired again; more petrol was coming out the whole front of the helicopter. It was now covered in flames. She could see the pilot desperately trying to make the helicopter take off It was hopeless as both he and Li were asphyxiated by smoke. They all ran out of the helicopter choking downstairs to the car that was parked outside. 'Come on let's get these bastards!' shouted Lady Essex. The three Colleagues ran towards the house all three of them. They looked in the distance and could see a car driving forwards. It was clear that it had Li and the rest of the Triads inside. There was a garage inside the house and they had managed to get into the car in time. They turned left down the road towards the main Chinese border. 'Let these bastards go some of the way and then we'll get them!' said Lady Essex to Madame Kiaana and Judge Lynna. The car had now gone about 5 miles and was in the New Territories on the way to the Mainland border. Li looked behind him as they went through the town of Sheung Shui that lay just on the border. They could see Guangdong Province in the distance and they thought they were now safe as they could disappear into mainland China itself. They hoped to reach the city of Guangzhou where they hoped Lady Essex would never find them. Li was now feeling more confident than ever he called out as they were approaching the border itself. 'We safe now. Tigresses cannot touch us!' he smiled. '我们现在安�...�了。老虎�能碰我们！ ''W�'men xi� nz� i ānqu�nle. Lǎoh�" b�n�ng p�ng w�'men! All the Triads thought they were now safe from danger. Yet how wrong they were! The car was just about to cross the border to enter the city of Shenzhen when in the distance the driver could see 3 motorbikes approaching straight towards him. He began to sweat with sheer terror. It was the dreaded Tigresses! Lady Essex had wanted him to think that he could escape from her and her Colleagues knowing that he did not stand a chance. The three of them roared forwards as the car was about to cross the border. Lady Essex was first followed by Madame Kiaana and Judge Lynna. She was soon by the sideof the car smiling at Li who looked at her in absolute terror. There was just no escape at all front this Norse Woman! She called out to Madame Kiaana to ride her bike to the left of the car while Judge Lynna would come from behind so that the car would be caught in a pincer. She shouted out to Judge Lynna in Norselandic. 'Throw a steel rock at the tyres!' 'Kast en staalberg paa dekkene!' Judge Lynna did as she was told and took a steel rock with spikes in it and hurled it straight at the tyre. It was a deadly accurate shot as the tyre exploded right in front of her. The -car was now careering off the road as it entered the outskirts of Shenzhen .The local residents were terrified as the car was almost hitting the pavement. Lady Essex was now riding her bike in front driving the car into the side of the road. Judge Lynna was by the side. With one move she hurled anorther steel rock this time hard into the windscreen. It completely smashed the glass and hit the face of the Li in the front. He screamed in agony as blood came pouring down his face. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Judge Lynna then threatened to throw a steel rock at the driver himself. He was terrified She screamed at him to halt the car or else. He did as he was told especially as it was impossible to drive any further! All 3 of them pounced into action coming off their motorbikes. Lady Essex was first. She leapt off her bike and shouted at the driver to open the door or she would throw a steel rock at him. He did as he was told. She opened the door and grabbed hold of him and threw him hard onto the ground. She then moved across the car and grabbed hold of Li whose face was bleeding profusely still. 'PLEASE NO HURT ME!' he screamed. Qǐng b�y� o shāngh� i w�'! She took him hard by the collar and dragged him out of the car. Meanwhile Madame Kiaana forced the back door open and had 2 Triads by the hair. Next to her Judge Lynna had another by the neck. They both dragged them outside. Lady Essex held her prisoner by the car. He looked such a weed compared to her sheer power and strength. Right Li! YOU'RE MY PRISONER NOW!' Du�, lǐ! Nǐ xi� nz� i sh� w�' de zh�"m�u! Any comments to Norselandic@hotmail.com TO BE CONTINUED