LADY ESSEX'S FIRST FIGHT IN JAPAN 
by Hamlet



Suddenly Lady Essex could feel a gun going right into back, she turned around
and there were three ugly goons standing trying to look menacing.

'OK Lady you coming with us. We' take you with us and you'd better do as we
say! 'he said in broken English.

'Oh good that's really good news ! Where are you taking me? 'she laughed right
in his face.

They were completely thrown by confident manner. Mentally and physically they
were no match for her.

The goon began to sweat -he just could not answer her.

'Now look lady were my friend has a machine gun hidden in that case. You are
going to end up at bottom of Tokyo Bay!'

'Typical cowards-hiding behind guns and even a machine gun! Well I'm not the
slightest bit frightened of any of you!'

Again, he could not answer as she was too clever of hmphed just shouted
'Just keep talking lady and shut up!'

He put his gun in her ribs. They walked towards the car.

Then suddenly stopped walking. She turned around to the goon who was poking a
gun in her back

'Do you mind taking that ridiculous gun out of my back you ridiculous worm.!
You know perfectly well you're not going to use it and that I haven't the
slightest intention of coming with you'

He was overwhelmed by her imperious manner. She walked straight towards him.

' I wonder If your cock is as big as that gun. Let me have a look!'

With that she grabbed his trousers, put her leather gloved hand forward and
squeezed him by the cock and balls. He let out a scream and dropped the gun.

She picked it up at once.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

She turned to his friends. 'Well the tables have turned already. Now I have a

gun and your friend are about to lose his balls. Now be good boys and just
drop your guns now!'

He really was in absolute agony as she continued to squeeze him hard and tears
were now rolling down his eyes.

'For God's sake do as she says-drop the guns. I really am about to lose
balls!' he screamed.

His friends dropped their guns. She let him go after giving his balls a good
squeeze. He rolled on the ground yelling in agony.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

She walked towards his two friends who did not know what she was about to
do-They just stood there looking so ridiculous. Suddenly she ran towards them
as if was, she about to do the long jump. Her leg reached out and the steel
tip of boot connected hard with the next goon's groin. He let out a piercing yell
and literally took off into the air and went crashing against a car across the
road.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! he screamed and was then completely out cold.

The next goon did not know what to do. She walked slowly towards him and then
unzipped his trousers and exposed his cock to the crowd had now gathered
around and were loving the sight of a Big Blonde Glamazonian beating the daylights
out of a bunch of hoods.

She grabbed his ball sac and he yelled out loudly. She turned him round so he
could face the crowd and twisted his arm right round his back. The pain was
overwhelming. She twisted and could hear the crack of bone. She twisted his
ball sac and could hear the sound of broken trestles' let out another scream
of agony and then fainted on the ground with all the crowd watching.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

She walked slowly towards the first goon. His hand started shaking at the
sight of a huge Blonde Glamazon coming straight towards him not showing the
slightest fear. She was holding a cane that she had fixed in her belt pocket.
With one sudden move She took the cane out and brought it crashing down on 
his hand . .

YAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! he yelled with a scream that was almost loud
enough to be heard across the airport.

As he was rolling on the ground in agony she pulled his trousers right down to
expose his prick to the crowd. was getting obsessed with exposing these
gooons to the public! She positioned cane right on his ball sac. held it for
one mnute.With one mighty blow brought the cane hard down onto his testicles and
could hear a loud crack as t was obvious he had lost the use of them for life!

YAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! he screamed with all his might.The pan was so
excruciating he rolled over and fainted n a heap.

The crowd let out an almighty cheer. Photographs had appeared and there were
flashing camera-they had never seen such an outstanding display of fighting
skills.

She was totally and utterly triumphant. while two of the goons were writhing
around the ground n agony still yelling with pan while the other one was out
cold.

Not one hair of her head had been scathed!

She called Hinoda the Yakuza boss once again on her mobile

'Your attempt to kill me has ended in total failure Hinoda! Your three goons
are lying at my feet unconscious! It won't be long before I execute you too!'

He screamed back hysterically.

'BWAST YOU EFFEK YOU SHE DEVIL! '

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