LADY ESSEX MADAME KIAANA AND JUDGE LYNNA AND THEIR PRISONERS by Hamlet Lady Essex stood over her wretched prisoner Li the boss of the Triads. He was quaking with fear under her mighty grip. He had never seen such a muscular Woman in his entire life. She held him firmly by the hair in her leather gloved hand as he was sweating in pure terror. She was a Norselandic Giantess and a Tigress combined! Blood was still streaming down his face after his beating from her as she held him in a really powerful grip by the hair. She had her other hand holding his throat tightly. He was shivering with fear anticipating the terrible fate that awaited him at her mighty hands! Meanwhile a large crowd had gathered to watch the spectacle of three huge Norse Women about to humiliate their five Chinese prisoners. They were in the suburbs of Shenzhen a city with a population of 4.05 million that was situated right on the border with Hong Kong. It occupied a Special Economic Zone that had been established in 1979 to bring in foreign trade into China itself. It had been transformed from a rather sleepy border town into a booming city with over 1000 businesses. As the three of Them were holding their victims two police cars appeared. A surly police officer came out of the car. He walked towards Lady Essex. He spoke to her in Chinese. She could speak the language fluently so she had no difficulty understanding him. 'What you doing here? You cause disturbance! You are foreigners what you do in our country?' 'Nǐ z� i zh�lǐ zu� sh�nme? Z� och�ng gānrǎo! Nǐ sh� w� igu� r�n, nǐ z� i zu� sh�nme w�'men de gu�jiā?' Lady Essex turned round to confront him. 'Look here you arsehole Get out of my sight or me and my colleagues here will arrest you too and you will meet the same fate as these bastards!' "K� n k� n zh�lǐ, nǐ zh� h�nd� n, g�"n chū w�' de sh�xi� n, f�'uz� w�' h� w�' z� i zh�lǐ de t�ngsh� hu� d� ib�" nǐ, nǐ ji� ng y� d� o h� zh�ge h�nd� n yīy� ng de m�ngy�n!" 'Haven't you heard of the Chinese Norselandic Treaty (CNT) your ignorant pig? It gives the Norselandic Government and the Justice League of which I'm a member free rein to deal with criminals in China. It was signed by our Premier Madame Ingvoll and your Prime Minster Wen Jiabao in May 2003 in Beijing. If you give me any more trouble I will give you a damned good beating right in front of this whole crowd and then I will report you to your superiors!' 您是否没有听说过�中国北欧条约 是您的� 知猪？它使北欧安迪�...��"�府�'�司法同盟成为我在中国与�� �分子�"交�"的成员。 2003年5月，�"�我们的总理�亚娜·英� �沃夫人�'�您的总理温家宝在北京签署。如果您�给我麻烦， 我将在整个人群面�给您一个该死的良好殴�"，然后我将向� ��的�级��！" "N�n sh�f�'u m�iy�'u tīng shu�gu� "zh�nggu� běi'�u ti�oyu�""sh� n�n de w�zhī zhū? Tā shǐ běi'�u ān d�k� zh�ngf�" h� sīfǎ t�ngm�ng ch�ngw�i w�' z� i zh�nggu� y�" f� nzu� f�"nzǐ dǎjiāod� o de ch�ngyu�n. 2003 Ni�n 5 yu�, y�u w�'men de z�'nglǐ kǎ y� n� ·yīng g� w� fūr�n h� n�n de z�'nglǐ w�"njiābǎo z� i běijīng qiānsh�". R�gu�' n�n z� i gěi w�' m�fan, w�' ji� ng z� i zhěngg� r�nq�n mi� nqi�n gěi n�n yīg� gāisǐ de li�nghǎo �udǎ, r�nh�u w�' jiāng xi� ng n�n de sh� ngj� b� og� o! With that she grabbed him by the neck in her leather gloved hand and thrust her Justice Leaugue Warrant hard into his face, He was now shaking with fear knowing that she was absolutely right. He was on the verge of tears after losing face right in front of the whole crowd. She let him go and all three police officers ran into their cars and drove off. Lady Essex stood in front of the crowd displaying some of her contempt for them as they looked at this Tigress in complete fear. 'Does anyone here wish to challenge me?' "Zh� li y�'ur�n xiǎng tiǎozh� n w�' ma?" No one dared reply as they looked at her and her 2 colleagues with a mixture of fear and admiration. They had learned to treat Norse Women or Tigresses with the respect they deserved. She walked up to Judge Lynna and Madame Kiaana the Black Scorpion. Judge Lynna had her 2 prisoners by the hair while Madame Kiaana had a leather chord around her 2 prisoners' necks. She sloe to them in Norselandic which Madame Kiaana who came from England was still learning 'Right my orders are that you will execute your prisoners in front of the crowd. I will execute the driver then I will personally beat Li in front of the crowd and take him back to Hong Kong after his beating!' Rett mine paalegg er at du vil henrette dine fanger foran mengden. Jeg vil henrette sjaafooren, saa slaar jeg personlig Li foran mengden og tar ham med tilbake til Hong Kong etter at han slo! ' 'Right Madame Kiaana You can go first!' 'Rett Mevrouv Kiaana Du kan farddu fyrst!' Madame Kiaana the Black Scorpion towered over her 2 prisoners. 'Right you can go first!'she said as she dragged one in front of the crowd. ' I will give you a chance to resist!' She had a chopper in her hand. He picked it up nervously. Before he could move, she had the leather chord around his neck. She squeezed hard. CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! 'You're just too slow!' He fell down on the ground his neck twisted right round dead in front of the whole crowd. It was now the turn of the next one. She handed him the chopper. 'Would you like to attack me?' He did not know what to do Before he could move the leather chord was around his neck in a second. 'PLEASE NO KILL ME! he whined. 'You should move faster!' she said as she pulled hard on the leather chord. CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! The two of them lay dead in as heap in front of her 'Your turn next Judge Lynna!' Judge Lynna pulled her 2 prisoners forward. 'Right here are 2 choppers, you can attack me! They did not know what to do. One of them moved towards her making a pathetic attempt to attack her. It was hopeless. She turned around and drove her chopper hard into his neck. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! He fell down in front of the crowd dead on the ground in a bloody heap. 'Your the last one !Come on attack me!' He made a feeble attempt to lunge at her .It was useless. With one move she drove the chopper hard right through his throat. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! All 4-lay dead in front of the crowd who gazed in awe at the Norse Women's fighting skills. Lady Essex all the time had Li by the throat after ordering him to strip to his pants. She congratulated Judge Lynna and Madame Kiana on their fighting skills. She yelled into Li's face 'IT'S YOUR TURN FOR PUNISHMENT NEXT!' "Xi� yīg� l�n d� o nǐle!" Any comments to norselandic@hotmail.com TO BE CONTINUED