LADY ESSEX ESCAPES FROM HER PRISON CELL IN CHINA by Hamlet Lady Essex sat on a stool in her cramped, dark, airless cell in Guangzhou China. She was determined to escape from prison at all costs. She could hardly see outside as there was just a tiny slit in her cell and all she could see was part of the sky outside. What was more she was determined to deal severely the prison warden Wang. What a fat ugly bastard he was! She would get her revenge on him for daring to call her a Norsi bitch. How dare he! She was now getting hungry and wanted to eat so badly. She realised the time had come to feed the prisoners. She looked out of the slit in her cell and could see Wang coming towards her. He shoved the tray through the slit.The meal looked revolting! It was a bowl of stodgy rice with some greasy bits of meat floating in it. It came with a glass of dirty looking water. She was now more determined to escape than ever! She certainly could not eat this rubbish! 'Eat that you f-------g Norsi cow!' he shouted shoving it through the slit. '吃了� """"-----�...�诺西牛 'Chīle nǐ""""-----k� nu�xī ni� She took the tray from him. She then smiled at him pretending to be attracted to him. 'Why don't you share the meal with me It looks delicious! I just love Chinese food!' "W�ish�me b� h� w�' yīqǐ chī zh� d�n f� n ne? K� n qǐl�i hěn h� o chī! W�' zhǐsh� � i zh�nggu� r�n cānyǐn! 'No sorry cannot fraternize with prisoners!' "Du�b�qǐ, b�n�ng y�" qi�f� n xiāngch�"!" 'Come on I won't hurt you. I really like Chinese men and you do look so impressive in that uniform! Why don't you come in and talk to me I'm getting? really lonely in this cell. I do need some company! 'she lied. "L�i ba, w�' b� hu� shāngh� i nǐ de. W�' zh�"n de hěn xǐhuān zh�nggu� n�nr�n, nǐ k� n qǐl�i qu�sh� r�cǐ chuānzhu� n� ji� n l�ng r�n y�nxi� ng sh�"nk� de zh�f�! Nǐ w�ish�me b� j�nl�i h� w�' shu�hu� ne?Zh�"n de hěn j�m� w�' qu�sh� xūy� o yīxi�" t�ngx�n She really looked as if she was seducing him. He just could not resist her. Being such an enormous Woman with her blonde hair made her even more attractive, He had a reputation for raping Chinese female prisoners, which made him even more repulsive to her. 'OK I come in but you try any funny business I armed and there are plenty of police if you give trouble!' 好的，我进来了，但是您尝试我武�...的任何有趣的事�...� �并�"有很多 Hǎo de, w�' j�nl�ile, d� nsh� n�n ch�ngsh� w�' w�"zhuāng de r�nh� y�'uq� de sh�q�ng, b�ngqiě y�'u hěndu� r�gu�' gěi nǐ m�fan ji� b� ojǐng! 'Don't worry. What chance do I stand against a big hulking man like you!' ��"��...心。我有什么机会�对像� 这� �的笨拙大个子！ 'B�y�ng dānxīn. W�' y�'u sh� me jīhu� fǎndu� xi� ng nǐ zh�y� ng de b�nzhu� d� g�zi! He gradually opened the door. He had a gun on him, which he was, determined to use if there was any trouble. He was all alone with her now. He looked right up at her noticing just how tall and impressive she was especially in her high heeled boots! He now started to sweat realizing that being all alone with this huge Norse Woman was not such a good idea. She walked right up to him and began to put her arms around him. He really did stink! 'You're really attractive! she said lying to him again. She gripped him at the same time around the neck. He could feel her amazing strength. 'Nǐ zh�"n de hěn y�'u xīyǐn l�! Without warning she brought her knee up into his testicles, at the same time putting her leather-gloved hand across his mouth to suppress any screams. CRAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!! He fell down on the floor writing in agony. He began to scream and his screams could be heard right across the building. Police would be on their way to help him. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! She shoved her boot heel hard down his throat to stop the screams. He winced in agony as he lay there in complete torment almost choking to death. The heel went right down his mouth. Tears rolling down his face. She held it there for some time. She then withdrew the heel as blood came pouring out of his mouth. In the process she had knocked out several of his teeth that came out on the floor. He lay there in total pain at her mercy. He tried to ask for mercy but could barely speak. MERRRCCCYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!PLEASEEEEEEEE!!!' Qǐng li�nmǐn!! 'I think it's time to end your miserable life you ugly piece of shit!' "W�' r�nw�i sh� sh�h�u ji�sh� nǐ de b�x�ng sh�"nghu�le, nǐ zh� ch�'ul�u de g�'u shǐ!" With that she stamped her boot heel right into his Adams apple. It sliced right through like a knife. Blood came flooding out as he lay there a half dead bloody heap on the ground! She reached down to take his keys so that she could free her two colleagues Kiaana and Lynna who were in the next cells. She decided to ring Senior Judge Diva in Hong Kong on her mobile. 'Hello Diva it's me Lady Essex. I've just half killed the prison warden and am about to free Kiaana and Lynna!' 'Hallo Diva det er meg Lady Essex. Jeg har bare halvparten drept fengselsvakten og er i ferd med aa frigjoore Kiaana og Lynna!' 'That's great Lady Essex. I knew you would be able to escape easily! 'By the way your capture is front-page news in Our Nation. The Government are considering a military strike against Guangzhou!' Det er flott Lady Essex. Jeg visste at du ville v�re i stand til aa flykte lett! 'For oovrig er fangsten din forside-nyheter I vaar Nasjon. Regjeringen er vurderer en hervekfall mot Guangzhou! 'In the meantime, the Justice League are on their way up the Pearl River commanded by Senior Justice Christiana Mooring. She will be accompanied by Justices Aron Madronen and Colette Neilson and JLSO Kara Lenassson all brilliant fighters. Their Mission is not only to rescue you but also to blow up the Police Headquarters and if necessary, occupy the whole city of Guangzhou until the Chinese Government pays full retribution.' 'I mellomtiden er Reettl�tisdeildin paa vei oppover Perluakstur kommandert av Elridommer Christiana Mooring. Hun blir ledsaget av Doomarar Aron Madronen og Colette Neilson og Studdningsfulltruuireettl�ti Kara Lenassson er alle straalende jagerfly. Oppdraget deres er ikke bare aa redde deg, men ogsaa aa springe Politiets hovedkvarter og om nodvendig okkuperer hele byen Guangzhou til den kinesiske regjeringen betaler full gjengjeldelse 'That's wonderful I can't wait Diva!' Det er fantastisk at jeg ikke kan vente med Diva! Lady Essex opened the doors of the cell Outside were 10 Police with their guns trained on her. She walked up to them casually. COME ON YOU BASTARDS LET'S FIGHT!' L�i ba nǐ h�nd� n, r� ng w�'men zh� nd�u! Any comments to norselandic@hotmail.com TO BE CONTINUED