LADY ESSEX GOES AFTER THE HEAD OF THE TRIADS by Hamlet Lady Essex felt so satisfied with herself and her colleagues after the beating they had given the Triads Yet there was still a long way to go before she could achieve her goal of totally eliminating the Triads in Hong Kong. Her strategy was to capture the head of the Triads himself Li. and take him back to her Nation Norseland for Torture and Interrogation and to put him through the most terrible death possible. She walked up to Fang. 'Fang I'm determined to destroy these Triads for good. If ever they come to this restaurant again you are to report it to me at once Is that quite understood?' "Fāng, w�' ju�xīn ch�dǐ cuīhuǐ zh�xi�" sān h� hu�, r�gu�' tāmen z� ic� l�i d� o zh�ge cānguǎn, nǐ y� o mǎsh� ng xi� ng w�' b� og� o, zh� sh� hěn m�ngb�i de ma?" 'Yes, Madame Lady Essex I would like to thank you so much for your help to me You are my Guardian Angel!' 是的，埃塞�...�斯夫人女士，我要非常感谢您对我的帮� 'Sh� de, āi sāi k� sī fūr�n nǚsh�, w�' y� o f�"ich�ng gǎnxi� n�n du� w�' de bāngzh� nǐ sh� w�' de sh�'uh� tiānshǐ! 'Just make sure you report any trouble to me or else! You do as you're told is that understood?' ''Zhǐy� o qu�bǎo n�n xi� ng w�' b� og� o r�nh� m�fan ji� kěyǐle! M�ngb�ile ma? 'Yes, certainly Madame Lady Essex' 是的，埃塞�...�斯夫人夫人�"然可以 Sh� de, āi sāi k� sī fūr�n fūr�n dāngr�n kěyǐ She walked out of the restaurant accompanied by her three colleagues Senior Judge Diva. Madame Kiaana the Black Scorpion and Madame Eva the Chinese Amazoin Senior Judge Diva drove them back to the Judge and Justice Leaugue Headquarters in Hong Kong She spoke to Lady Essex 'There is a Judge called Lynna Crossqvist who knows exactly where Li lives, She has been keeping a constant watch on him .She has even obtained his mobile number .She would like to take you there today .He normally leaves his house at 11 AM to collect his protection money He lives in quite a smart area of the city called Diamond Hill of Tsuen Shek Shan as it is known in Chinese. "Det er en Dommer kalt Lynna Crossqvist som vet nooyaktig hvor Li bor. Hun har holdt en stooddugt vakt paa ham. Hun har til og med skaffet seg mobilnummeret. Hun vil gjerne ta deg dit i dag. Han forlater normalt huset sitt klokka ellefu for aa samle inn beskyttelsespengene Han bor i et ganske smart omraade i byen kalt Diamond Hill of Tsuen Shek Shan som det er kjent paa kinesisk.' As they arrived at the JLJHQ they were met by Judge Lynna She looked so impressive in her muscular body with her long blonde curly hair She was wearing black leather hot pants a tight leather jacket and calf length boots with high heels . She walked up to Lady Essex and Madame Kiaana and greeted them 'It's so good to meet you Lady Essex I would love to help you in your quest to capture Li!' 'Det er saa godt aa moote deg Konaa Essex, jeg vil gjerne hjelpe deg i din sooken etter aa fange Li!' It's good to meet you too Lynna I can't wait to get my hands in that bastard!' 'Det er godt aa moote deg ogsaa Lynna. Jeg kan ikke vente med aa faa hendene i den j�velen!' They were soon on their Hardanger motorbikes that stood outside the JLJHQ the fastest motorbike in the world Lady Essex said goodbye to Diva and Eva and said she would meet them again when she had the body of Li strapped up to her motorbike and after she had killed as many Triads as possible.She would be accompanied only by Judge Lynaa and Madame Kiaana They roared off into the distance up Nathan Rd, up Argyle St past the old airline terminal up Prince Edward Road. Soon they were climbing up the hills that overlooked the harbour as they roared down Chou Hung road until they were in Diamond Hill itself They drove up Shahin Pass Rd. with its magnificent view of the harbour They were now on the outskirts of the city itself as they looked right across the city The local population looked in awe at the sight of these biker leather clad Amazons who totally ignored the speed limits! Li's mansion lay on the right side of the road It was like a huge palace reflecting the wealth of the person who lived inside who made so much money out of crime and extortion. Lady Essex was determined to stop him for good! Lady Essex ordered the other two to park their motorbikes by the side of the road. 'I'm going on my own to get this bastard I'll tell when to attack once I'm inside the compound!' 'Jeg skal pa egen haand for aa faa denne j�velen. Jeg faar vite naar jeg skal angripe naar jeg er inne i sammenslaaingen!' She left her motorbike behind and went into the undergrowth on her own. She was probably quite conspicuous as she was wearing a white silk blouse, a leather bra, a tight leather skirt and thigh length boots around her waist She carried a whole armoury of weapons flick knives, leather chords and knuckle dusters ready for the attack She was now just beside the walls the wall was about 15 feet high but with her rope She was sure she could climb over it. She looked up at the top of the wall There were 2 guards with machine guns She shouted out to them in her excellent Chinese. 'Why don't you shoot me you bastards See if you can kill a Tigress!' "W�ish�me nǐ b� xi� ng w�' kāi qiāng, nǐ zh�xi�" h�nd� n, k� n k� n nǐ n�ng shā sǐ lǎoh�" ma!" They turned around They could see her in the undergrowth They fired straight at her but missed every time They stopped firing thinking that they had killed her She waited for them and with one move she threw a knife at the first one It was deadly accurate as it went straight through his throat, he fell onto the ground with a loud thud AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! She moved forwards again firing straight at the second guard He tried to fire but he was no match for her skill She fired straight at him firing straight into his head. He fell down with a loud crash right onto the ground AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! She ran towards the wall She was now just underneath it with one move. She threw the rope over the wall. It had a hook at the end that attached to the wall. With her brilliant athletic skills, she was soon climbing the wall It was clear the other guards were not aware of her attack Soon she was on top of the wall itself ready to enter the compound itself. One of the guards saw her Before he had a chance to fire, she leapt on top of him winding a leather chord around his neck She pulled hard smiling as she did so CRTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCKKK!!!! She put her leather-gloved hand over his mouth so that there was no sound She called Kiaana and Lynna on their mobiles 'I'm onside the compound now Lynna you attack from the back and Kiaana you join me I'm at the nearest wall.' LET'S ATTACK!!! Any comments to norselandic@hotmail.com