KIM PULVERIZES TWO HOODS by Hamlet "I told you I decided who could touch me and who couldn't Roy . What does this tell you?". Roy thought he was going to explode right in his pants. Before he could say anything, Kim covered his lips with hers in a much more passionate kiss than the first one. penetrating right down his mouth with her tongue as she held his jaw in a vice like grip. "Come see me at The Roebuck tomorrow night" she whispered in his ear as she pushed him out the door. Roy stood outside the door for a few minutes trying to gather his wits, then made his way back to his car. He was surprised by his reaction to Kim, especially after he had seen her body. He had always been in the group that made bad jokes about the female bodybuilders on television. Now he was hooked on muscular women forever. Kim made the women he had been dating look like miserable stick insects. Kim had not overtly flexed her muscles but he could remember how her biceps would swell with power just from a simple act like lifting her coffee cup or brushing her hair out of her face. He could not forget the feel of her breasts under his fingers or that last kiss that almost choked him and that seemed to be a promise of much more to come. Kim watched him go through the window. She could imagine the turmoil that must be going through his mind right now. "Damn!" she said. "We're mooning around like a couple of children. He is a such a pleasant person. I hope nothing bad happens to him during this case. Maybe I shouldn't have involved him in this. Too late to worry about than now, I guess. I'll just have to try to keep him out of the line of fire when the trouble starts." Kim went through her routine the next day. She informed her Supervisor Judge Miranda that she now had an informant inside Global Enterprises. She called Judge Miranda of the ROJ (Royal Overseas Judges) who was now in Norseland at the JHQ (Judge Headquarters) in Kim's home city of Dannesborg. "Judge Miranda it's me Kim!" "Dommer Miranda, det er meg Kim!" "Wonderful to hear from you Kim How is the operation going in England?" "Herlig aa hoore fra deg Kim hvordan gaar addgerdd i England?" "I wanted to tell you that now I have an informant inside Global Enterprises His name is Roy and I met him at The Roebuck and I took him out for a meal last night." "Jeg ville fortelle deg at naa hadde en uppljoostrari i Global Enterprises hans navn er Roy og jeg mootte ham paa Roebuck og jeg tok ham ut for et maaltid i gaar kveld!" "That's great Kim I want you to make progress on this case and notify me of your every move. Remember you must just use this person as an informant ".You are allowed to kiss and fondle him but intimate sexual relations with him are stricty forbidden. Do you understand? What's more if this friend of yours Roy is involved in drug dealing at all you are to put him to death too!" "Det er flott Kim jeg vil at du skal gjoore fremskritt paa denne saken og varsle meg om din hver bevegelse Husk at du maa bare bruke denne personen som en uppljoostrari. " Du har lov til aa kysse og kj�rtegne ham, men intime seksuelle tengsleen med ham er strengt forbudt. Forstaar du? Hva mer hvis denne vennen av deg Roy er involvert i narkotika haandtering paa alle du skal sette ham til dooden ogsaa!" "I will do exactly as you say Judge Miranda'" "I will bring you evidence that the cocaine is indeed moving into England from Albanian imports to East Midlands Airport and then into mass distribution" "Jeg vil gjoore akkurat r�va du sier Dommer Miranda" "Jeg vil gi deg bevis paa at kokain er faktisk flytter inn i England landet fra albanisk flytja inn til East Midlands Airport og deretter til fjooldadreifingu" "I want this case completed by the end of the week or I will take you off the case and will fly to England and personally kill every single drug dealer in Nottingham and destroy Global Enterprises forever! Now hurry up and defeat these criminals Kim or you will be in trouble!" "Jeg vil ha denne saken ferdig innen utgangen av uken, eller jeg vil ta deg av saken og vil fly til England og personlig drepe hver eneste legemiddel forhandler i Nottingham og oodelegge Global Enterprises for alltid! Naa skynd deg og beseire disse forbryterne Kim eller du vil v�re I andrade!" "I will Judge Miranda I will proceed at once!" "Jeg vil Dommer Miranda jeg vil fortsette med en gang!" After that Kim went to the gym shaking with fear from the reprimand she had received from Judge Miranda. She did a split routine and she was finishing up today by working her biceps. They swelled to tremendous size as she curled the heavy weights. Even the hardcore male lifters stopped to watch as she pumped up. Her arms looked like cantaloupes had been implanted under her skin, except they were much harder. The veins and arteries in her arms looked like miniature pipelines crisscrossing her skin as they transported blood to her biceps. The room was totally silent as she finished her final reps. Kim was almost totally exhausted by the time she was finished and made her way to the dressing room for a shower. One of the men who looked like a middleweight bodybuilder came over and checked out the weights she had been using. "Holy shit!" he marveled. "That's more weight than I use. She must be a pure animal whoever she is.". Kim, of course, could hear none of this as she was in the shower at the time. Her body began to recuperate as the warm water sprayed down. After a long, hot shower she felt great. She stopped off for a bite to eat at her flat and then headed for the notorious Radwood area to hit some of the other bars in search of information. Once again she was dressed totally in black leather with a leather hat ,tight leather jacket, leather gloves and thigh length high heeled boots with 7" heels. She was having no luck tonight. She had been in two places already, asking her usual questions but with no luck. She realised she had to complete this case soon or Judge Miranda would take her off the case . She was walking down a dimly lit street on her way to her next stop when she noticed two men right behind her. She recognized them as having been in both of the bars she had been in tonight. As she neared an alley they suddenly moved up on either side of her and hustled her into the alley. The smaller of the two men "We got her now, Frank". "Shut up, Jeff! I'll do the talking' The larger of the two men the one called Frank said "You've been asking' an awful lot of questions, your foreign cow." Kim answered "I'm new to the area and I was just trying to score some coke, and I wanted to get the lay of the land". She observed the men more closely. Both were about the same height, around six feet, but the one called Frank was much heavier than the one called Jeff. Frank looked like a boxer or wrestler gone to seed. Jeff was thin, wire, and mean looking. They probably made their living by strong-arming people for whoever their boss was. "Babe, you've been askin' a whole lot more than just how to score a little coke. You have been makin' a some very important people very nervous lately. Besides, you sure don't look like a user to me. " Frank slipped around behind her while they were talking. He suddenly wrapped his arms around her and said, "Now we are goin' to teach you a lesson about askin' the wrong questions around here. Take this as a warnin' and get out of town!" Jeff stepped up and smashed his fist into her belly. A look of surprise came over his face as his fist contacted her hard belly and bounced off. He expected her to crumple to the concrete from his punch. While the two men were recovering from their surprise, Kim went into action. She drove a right hammer fist directly between Frank's legs smashing into his groin. He moaned and collapsed to the ground. Her left foot shot out and crashed just above Jeff's knee on his thigh. He felt like his leg was paralyzed and fell to the pavement in severe pain. The two thugs were momentarily incapacitated. Kim knew that she had to find out who sent them and why. She knew exactly how to do that. While Jeff rolled around in pain grasping his injured leg, she hauled Frank to his feet. "I need the answers to a few more questions. Unfortunately for you, you're not going to have the chance to answer them. I need you to help me convince your partner over there to give me the information I need." She drew back her right fist and sent a ferocious punch blasting deep in his belly. Kim had to hold on to his shirt to keep him from falling. She wound up and drilled an even harder punch in the same place, her fist penetrating far into the roll of fat Frank had around his waist. She let him drop to the ground and he started retching and puking on the pavement. Kim stood calmly by until he had finished. She hauled Frank to his feet again. She cocked her right fist and rocketed a vicious punch straight at his nose. It broke with an awful snap and blood sprayed everywhere. CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! She proceeded to destroy Frank's face with powerful, hammering punches. At first the sound of his facial bones breaking could be heard under the pounding of her heavy fist. Later, when her fist landed only a sudden thud could be heard and a spurt of red blood came with each terrible blow. Jeff watched in terror as Kim systematically turned Frank's face to a red mass of issue that bore no resemblance to the Frank of ten minutes ago. After one last smash, Kim let him fall. Jeff was half running, half crawling in an attempt to get out of the alley. Kim caught him before he got to the alley entrance and drug him back far in the alley. She had him by the hair and pulled him over to Frank. "Take a good look at him!" she commanded Jeff. "If you don't tell me what I want know, you'll wind up looking just like him." She jerked Jeff to his feet. "Who sent you?" she asked. Jeff didn't answer immediately. "Have it your way, then" Kim said to him. Her fist came up from below her knees and was buried in his gut. The contents of Jeff's stomach joint those of his partner, Frank on the alley pavement as Jeff dropped to his knees and vomited violently. When he could breathe again, she took him back over to Frank. "This time take a good look!" she ordered. Jeff recoiled in revulsion when he saw the blood, the bruises, the broken bones, the knocked-out teeth, and thought he was going to have a heart attack. "Lady, who the hell are you?" he asked. "I'm the lady you and your Frank shouldn't have fucked with." Kim answered. Jeff couldn't get over the bloody mess that she had made of Frank's face. "You have two choices, punk. You can tell me what I want to know, or wind up looking like him". Kim forced Jeff to his feet again. He was deadly afraid of this Woman standing in front of him with Frank's blood splattered all over her chest, and dripping from her fist. She took his jaw in an iron grip with her leather gloved left hand and cocked that deadly right fist back preparing to smash his face just as she had smashed Frank's. "N-No, P-Please! Don't hit me! I-I'll tell you anything you want to know just don't bust me up like you did Frank! "PLEASE HAVE MERCY DON'T HIT ME ANY MORE!! PLLLEEAAASSSEEE!! Any comments to norselandic@hotmail.com TO BE CONTINUED