KIM'S ADVENTURES IN ENGLAND - KIM BEATS TWO CRIMINALS
by Hamlet



Dave Lewis was standing, watching the Colwick Park racecourse just outside
Nottingham. He put down his beer, and glanced at his watch. The time was 6:00
PM. He called out to his brother Colin, who was watching television in the
living room of their hospitality suite.

" It's time for us to start moving. We'll go have dinner, then take care of
business."

Dave and Colin were hitmen. They had been brought in to take care of a witness
who had seen their boss Ronnie Dunn, the current drug lord of the notorious
Eastwood Cartel, execute his leading competitor. Ronnie had thought that
everything had gone smoothly What he did not know at the time was that there
had been a witness to the murder.

The day after the killing, Kim Andersson who was visiting and working in
England from Norseland had come forward and told the Nottinghamshire police
that she had seen and heard the whole thing. She had been coming out of her
gym, which was in a part of town that you would not expect someone like Kim to
be in. She was across the street and had been surprised then revolted by what
she saw and heard.

Kim had been to this run-down gym instead of in one of the bright, spacious
suburban locations, because in addition to weight training and aerobics, this
particular establishment also specialized in boxing and martial arts training.
Currently Kim was taking boxing lessons from her Norselandic friend Diana
Sundqvist, as part of a "street survival" course taught by Diana an ex-Justice
Leaguer. This course did not emphasize any single form of martial arts, but a
combination of many mainly Gym Kata the world famous Norselandic martial arts,
aimed at making the student able to disable their opponent completely.

Kim also loved working out with weights. Her blonde hair, attractive face she
felt were enhanced by her enormous muscular body she had developed. Most
people who knew her were unaware of any of this activity, because in her job
as a chambermaid at the Senior Hotel meant she always wore uniforms that
covered up her powerful body.

The Nottinghamshire police immediately decided that Kim had to be protected as
a witness. Ronnie Dunn had a reputation for having witnesses who were set to
testify against him disappear without a trace. This was the police's big
chance to put him away for a long time, and they were determined to take every
precaution.

Kim was taken to a safe house in a residential neighbourhood in south
Nottingham. The only time she left was to meet with the prosecutors to discuss
her testimony in the case. The police also were informed that this witness
could put this high-powered drug dealer away for ever.

That was where the problem started. A corrupt police officer Bill Stewart on
Dunn's payroll heard about this witness. After many phone calls and by calling
favours owed to him by Stewart, Dunn was finally able to find out where Kim
was being hidden. He also found out that in the beginning, four police
officers were assigned to guard her around the clock, but as time wore on and
no attempts were made on her life, they assumed that no one knew the location
of the safe house. The last week, the number of officers assigned to this duty
had been reduced to two per shift.

Dave and Colin planned to make their hit just before the change in shifts.
They figured that the officers on duty would be tired and less attentive at
the end of their shift.

At 10:00 PM they arrived at the house. About twenty minutes later they
carefully searched the whole street to make sure that all they would have to
deal with would be the two police in the house. They found nothing that would
indicate that any other police officers were in the area.

They walked back to their car and got their weapons. With night vision
binoculars they had been able to find out that both officers were in the
living room of the house, watching television. Kim was not visible, so they
assumed that she was in one of the bedrooms. By circling the house again, they
could see into two of the bedrooms. She was not in either of them so they
decided she was in the master suite. Since both officers were in the living
room, they decided to both go through the front door. They would take out the
police first, then find the witness.

Using gelignite, they set the charge on the door. When it detonated, the door
blew off the hinges, and both men carrying automatic weapons charged through
the door. The police officers were just starting to move when Dave and Colin
arrived in the living room. They never had a chance. The automatic weapons cut
them down.

The two killers then started to search for their next victim, Kim. They found
her trying to unlock the sliding glass door that led to the garden. When she
saw the two men with their guns pointed at her she stopped and turned around.
She was still wearing her normal leather suit, but she had taken her leather
jacket off.

After staring at Kim for a full minute, Dave said "Let's get this over with ",
and raised his weapon to fire.

Colin, however, had other ideas. " Take a look at her Dave why don't we have a
little fun before we finish her off."

Dave took a second look. What he saw was a young woman who even though she
seemed frightened, was gorgeous and muscular. She might be a little on the
large side, but gorgeous nonetheless.

"Hey Dave, she's a looker. Why don't we have some fun before we finish her
off." said Colin.

Dave said "That's a good idea. Honey, if you take care of us right, we'll make
this painless. Give us trouble and it will be very painful. Your choice."

Dave put down his gun, and walked over to Kim. He reached out and grabbed her
breast. Then he started to unbutton her blouse. Kim knew the only chance she
had was to go along with them until she had a chance to try to escape.

Slowly a plan started to formulate in her mind. The two things she remembered
from her training sessions with Diana were surprise is on your side, and try
to neutralize the most dangerous opponent first. Since Colin was the only one
armed at the moment, he was the most dangerous. As Dave continued to unbutton
her blouse, she had turned so that her back was to Colin. She continued to
allow Dave to force her backward until she was very close to Colin.

Suddenly Kim whirled around and drove her knee into Colin's' groin. As he
started to fold up her other foot snap kicked the weapon out of his grasp. She
drove one more knee into his damaged groin, and he rolled into a ball on the
floor. He would be no trouble for a while.

This had all happened so quickly, that Dave was just standing there with a
look of amazement on his face. Then he yelled in anger "Now you will die very
slowly, bitch".

He pulled a large switchblade from his pocket and flipped it open. Kim was now
too

angry to be frightened any more. As he lunged for her with the knife in his
right hand, Kim slid to her left and the thrust missed her.

While Dave' arm was still extended from the knife thrust, she grabbed it and
drove her knee into his extended arm. The crack was audible as the arm broke.
He screamed in pain and dropped the knife. For the first time Kim spoke. "I
was just going to try to get away, but now you are going to have to pay for
trying to cut me.", she said.

Before Dave could recover Kim smashed her right fist squarely into his nose.
There

was another audible crack as the cartilage broke Blood started to pour down
his face and on to his shirt, Kim was just warming up. Next her left blasted
into his right eye, and it started to swell and close. A powerhouse right to
his jaw put Dave down. While he crawled around on the floor trying to get his
bearings, Kim finished the job he had started by removing her blouse.

"I don't want to get any more blood on this." she said. "Your blood, of
course". She then reached down and hauled Dave to his feet. Holding him up
with her left hand she wound up with her right and buried it in his belly. He
started down again, but her grip on his shirt held him up. Three more times
she ripped her big right fist into his sore belly before letting him fall to
the floor in a bloody heap.

Kim heard a noise behind her and looked around. Colin was beginning to stir
and move around. "Time to finish you off so I can play with your little
friend" Kim told Dave.

One more time she dragged Dave to his feet. When she released him, he
staggered and would have fallen had Kim not grasped the front of his shirt and
held him up. Kim pulled back her powerful right fist one more time and wound
up for her biggest punch of the fight. It smashed Dave' jaw with tremendous
velocity. He flew over backwards as a spray of blood came out of his mouth. He
was out before he hit the floor.

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKK!!!!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Colin had almost made it to his feet when Kim turned. He got a real look at
her for the first time. With her muscles pumped up from her fight with Dave
she was an awesome sight. She flexed her huge biceps for Colin and said "OK,
killer, let's see how good you are without your gun and your buddy. He must be
tired, because it looks like he is going to be asleep for a long time."

Before he could react, Kim's foot powered by her now massive quads whipped
into his groin again. He moaned and started to go down. Kim caught him. "I
think your face needs some work so both of you can have the same look."

Her first punch was a vicious right straight to Colin's mouth. Blood sprayed
and a tooth was imbedded in his lip. Kim's anger started to build all over
again as she thought what these two scumbags meant to do to her. Over and over
her hard fist smashed into Colin's face changing it to an unrecognizable mass
of bruises and cuts. After 15 brutal blows she stopped. Colin unbelievably was
still conscious, but just barely.

Kim just stood there and glared at him for almost a minute. "I need your mouth
open to finish this, and I guess itis up to me to open it."

With that statement she buried that terrible right fist up to the wrist in his
stomach. Colin's feet lifted off the floor and his mouth indeed flew open. Kim
moved back a step and brought an uppercut up from her shoe tops crashing under
his chin.

CRAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

The results were even more devastating with his open mouth slamming his teeth
together. As he sailed over backward from the force of this mighty punch, most
of his teeth dribbled out of his mouth and hung down on his chin. He was
sprawled on the floor and looked like he would be out for hours.

Kim took one last look at the two killers who had been so confident and cocky
only minutes before but were now battered and beaten beyond recognition.

Finally, she picked up the phone to call the police. Ronnie Dunn would have a
real surprise in court tomorrow she thought.

Finally, she picked up the phone to call the police.

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