THE ESCAPADES OF KIM by Hamlet KIM VICIOUSLY CONFRONTS AN ABUSIVE HUSBAND AT THE HOTEL WHERE SHE WORKS It was Kim's first day as a chambermaid working at the Ibis Hotel in Stratford East London. She had a University degree like all Norse Women and also had a PhD in Economics and Banking. It was clear that this job was totally demeaning and boring for Her as She normally worked as a personal Banker in Her home town of Dannesborg in Norseland. She longed to be back in Her Motherland and so desperately longed for Her Partner Lars. She had rung him that evening before after She had beaten up those construction workers begging him it come to England. They had agreed that He would come nest week and She would pay his fare of £600 return as being a typical Norse Woman She always paid or Her Man as Women are the superior sex in Her Nation and had to look after their Men and care for them. She longed for His Cock and in fact had a large photograph of him dressed in shiny black leather showing a huge bulge in His pants that She would drool over at night She had decide to vary the chambermaid's uniform by wearing a lack leather skirt with a slit up the side that showed off Her muscular tanned; lags. She insisted also on wearing calf length boots with high heels instead of shoes as She had told the Manager Mr. Lewis that She was used to wearing boots and leather the whole time and could not change .Being a rather weedy man and much smaller than Her he has no option but to agree .He realized She had a far more powerful personality than him and made him look so weak compared to Her muscular frame. He had seen Her fighting skills when She had beaten up those two construction workers and had decided it was best not to meddle with Her She was quit unlike these diminutive Ecuadorians and Filipinos he normally employed and was actually scared She might take over as the Manager one day! She was cleaning the room meticulously as She wore long black latex gloves so as not to get Her hands dirty thinking of Lars and His huge member when She heard a terrible disturbance in the next room. She heard the man reprimanding woman. "You stupid whore, why don't you pay attention to what you are doing. You've only packed two shirts! We've come all the way from the USA for our holiday in Europe and you've only managed to pack two shirts! If I wasn't here to keep an eye on you would make a mess of everything you do! And I could tell, you were flirting with that man wearing the suit at the reception. I ought to beat your sorry ass right here!" "Please, Fred, I just lost my list when I was packing back home and I couldn't remember what we needed. I'm sorry. It won't happen again." The woman then dropped a bag and it fell with a loud crash. There had obviously been glass bottles in the bag they had bought at the duty free, as liquid started to flow out down the corridor. "Goddamit, Lucy, you dropped all the beers and wines! Can't you do anything right?" Kim could hear the man slapping the woman, hard across the face. . She walked out of the room and could see Fred then drive his fist into her belly. Lucy gagged and fell to her knees holding her stomach. He began hitting her across the face back and forth, backhand and forehand. She was crying and begging him to stop. "Useless bitch, now I have to go back to the nearest supermarket and buy more drinks! You're not good for anything; you're even a lousy for sex!" He kept hitting her face as he told her what a failure she was. Kim had seen enough. She strode over to Fred and caught his hand. "That's enough, mister!" She said. "Why don't you go buy some more your drinks and leave the lady? She's suffered enough." Fred looked at Kim. "Why don't you butt out, Blondie you can't tell me what to do you're just a f---g chambermaid." he said. "Butt out before you get the same thing she's getting." Kim glared at Fred. She could see the woman, Lucy on the ground, crying. She had a cut on her lip and her face was red and swollen. Kim instead of backing off moved even closer. "Why don't you try to do that to Me, tough guy?" she asked. "I'm just a Woman, like her. You should have no trouble beating Me up too." She continued. Fred raised his hand to slap Lucy again. He felt a strong grip on his arm as Kim reached out and grabbed it. Fred could not break Her grip on his arm. "Let me go, bitch, or I'll beat your ass, Just like hers." He cried in pain. Without releasing his arm Kim replied. "You might find I'm a little more trouble than She is. You see I'm Norselandic from a Nation where Women are the dominant sex so why don't you go buy your drinks and leave her alone or you will regret it!." Kim had retained Her iron grip on his arm. Suddenly Fred swung his other arm, his left at Her head. She managed to duck out of the way, but lost Her grip on his arm also. Fred swung again, this time he could not break Her grip on his arm. "Let me go you Norsi bitch, or I'll beat your ass, just like hers." Without releasing his arm Kim replied. "You might find I'm a little more trouble than she is. I've told you I'm a Norse Woman and a Valkyrie and We're the toughest people on earth and no one messes with Us. Why don't you go buy your stupid drinks and leave her alone." Kim had maintained Her strong grip on his arm. Suddenly Fred swung his other arm, his left at Kim's head. She managed to dodge out of the way. Fred swung again, this time with his right arm. Kim grabbed it, and using his own power threw him face first against the wardrobe. His face smashed into the side of the wardrobe and he bounced back and fell. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! "Big tough man trip and fall down?" Kim asked in a most inviting voice. Fred scrambled to his feet again and lunged at Her again. This time She took hold of both of his arms, fell to Her back and monkey flipped him over Her head. Fred sailed through the air like a catapult and landed face first on the corridor against the wall . Now not only was his face banged up but he had scrapes and cuts on his knees and elbows and blood was oozing on the floor . Kim walked over to the woman and asked "Does he beat you like that all the time?" The woman's head drooped down and she answered in nearly a whisper "Yes!" " 'Why do you stay with him?" was the next question. "I don't know." was the answer. "I really loved him at one time but not anymore. He is so nasty and abusive now." "Why don't you leave him and go to one of the shelters for abused women they have in the USA.If you like I could arrange for you to stay in My room and then arrange for you to fly back to the USA.This would never happen in My Nation where Women are the dominant sex !.No Man would dare lift a finger against a Woman. Also there is in such thing as marriage so there can be no husband or wife beating anyway!" "If only I could visit Norseland it sounds wonderful! ." Lucy responded. 'I hope you can you would really enjoy it there!' "He keeps saying he'll change but he never does." Lucy was crying now. "It is so embarrassing to have black eyes, and split lips and have friends ask what happened and to make up some stupid excuse about falling down or something equally ridiculous Like that. He drinks a lot, and he gets real violent when he gets drunk." Fred had risen to his feet and had heard the tail end of Lucy's remarks. "You don't need to be telling strangers our problems, Lucy." Joe said. "Come on, let's make up and forget about this. We don't need any interference from this foreign blonde bimbo, anyhow. You don't want to go to Norseland where the men are even bigger than me!" "Stay away from me!" Lucy shouted as Fred reached for her arm to pull her up. 'The difference is that in My Nation the Men would not dream of laying a finger on a Woman although its true one Norse Man could beat you up with his little finger!' "Shut up you dumb Nurse bitch!" he spat at Her. "I ought to break your f---g jaw for you, that's what I ought to do." He drew back his fist to hit Her.As he started to swing, once again his wrist was caught in an iron grip as Kim reached out and grabbed his arm again . "That's no way to treat a lady, much less your wife! I told you We are the strongest people in the world and no one but no one can win a fight against Us!" Kim said to him, as She held firm to Her wrist. "Would you like to take her place, blonde Norsi bimbo?" Fred said threateningly to Kim. "I sure would." Kim answered. "I think you would find that I'm much more difficult to beat up than Lucy! In fact you would stand no chance against Me" Kim released his arm and stepped back. For the first time Fred took a closer look at the Woman he considered to be interfering with his life. She was very tall, over 6'2" much taller than him and had a very compact and muscular body comported to all the flab on his body. She was wearing a short leather dress that showed off Her spectacular legs, and a white blouse top that revealed Her breasts and showed off Her powerful arms and shoulders. She was wearing tight black latex gloves that made Her look even more threatening . Her stomach, unlike Fred rippled with hard muscle. Fred knew from the way She had tossed him around the room, that She knew what She was doing. The blonde was right. She would not be easy at all to to beat up as Lucy, but after all She was still a woman. 'Maybe these Norse Women are not as tough as they made out!" This might be fun, after all." Fred thought. Little did he know he was about to have the most wretched, agonising, and humiliating afternoon of his life. Kim had gone to the gym before work and Her muscles still carried some of the pump from Her workout. As She calmly stood there waiting for Fred to make his move, Her powerful muscles danced and flexed under Her tanned skin. Fred was becoming more and angrier as he thought about this Norselandic blonde bimbo sticking Her nose into his business. He was going to teach Her a lesson. "Listen up, Norsi bitch!" he said. "First I'm gonna whip your Norsi ass for stickin' you nose in my business. Then I'm gonna take you on this bed and screw you 'til you can't walk. That's what I'm gonna do unless you get your little shit Norsi arse and get the hell out of here" "You've got it all wrong, Freddie boy." Kim answered. " This is what's going to happen. I'm going to beat you until you implore me to stop, then I'll beat you some more. Next you will say sorry to your wife for being such an asshole. After that I might play with you a bit. Then if you ask Me really nice I might put you out of your misery by knocking you senseless. That's the way it's going to be!" "I'll kill you, Norsi whore!" Fred shouted and lunged for Kim . She dodged out of the way and as he went by Her right foot driven by Her amazing thigh muscles lashed out and kicked him in the kidney. The pain was appalling . He clutched his back and screamed in agony. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! Kim pulled his his shoulder and spun him around. "That was just for starters" She said. She drove Her knee into his ribcage. She could sense his ribs give way and break as she smashed one, two, three, four vicious knee lifts into his body. Driven by the power of Her 23 inch thighs something had to give and it was Fred's ribs. The agony of his broken ribs made him forget the pain in his kidney. Kim released him and pushed him away. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! She put up Her fists and adopted a boxer's stance, with Her left foot forward and Her hands up. " AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! She said to the pain ridden man. 'OKAY LET'S HAVE SOME MORE FUN!!!' Any comments to Norseland@hotmail.com S