Kim
by Hamlet
KIM PUT HER VICTIM THROUGH THE DEADLY HEAD AND FIGURE FOUR SCISSORS


Kim had Her mighty booted legs around Jim's neck squeezing hard and
mercilessly as he groaned in abject agony unable to move a millimeter as he
lay under Her steel like power on the floor at the Goose pub in Stratford East
London England.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! he groaned as he felt that his
cranium was going to be busted completely any second and death might be
imminent.

She had already stood in triumph over Her three miserable victims. She felt
especially pleased with Herself that She had only just arrived in England from
Her Nation Norseland that day and in the space of a few hours had totally
humiliated a taxi driver, beaten back an attack by a fierce rottweiler dog
,had contacted Her Supervisor Judge Miranda to arrange to have an abused child
taken into care by the Sisters of Mercy or the LLNs (Leather and Latex Nuns) as
They were more commonly called, had humiliated two men in a pub and had put
them both through heavy Scissoring and had kicked the father of the child
twice in the crotch twice in some serious Ball busting. She was now about to
put him through the serious Scissoring in front of a crowd right here in the
pub!

She had stood up in front of the crowd that was getting larger every minute.

It was a Saturday afternoon and West Ham were playing but this was far more
exciting to watch even though they were the local team.

She had walked over and addressed the crowd. They were quite overwhelmed by
Her size, the long shiny leather trench coat She was wearing, the high heels,
Her protruding breasts all of which conveyed such power and beauty too that
was made even more noticeable by Her long blonde hair.

She could hear one of the crowd talks to the other one in Cockney.

'.Look at the size of 'er! Look at the leathers and them daisy roots (boots)
and them georgie bests (breasts). She's got chalk farms (arms) like tree
trunks! I wouldn't like to get the wrong side of 'er!'

She began to speak but it was hard for them you completely understand Her as
She had such a heavy Norselandic accent

'Good afternoon. My name is Kim Andersson. I come from a Nation called
Norseland. Can someone here tell Me where Norseland is?'

As She was speaking She began to rhythmically hit Her riding crop or Her boot
against Her leg just to instill fear into the crowd . At the same time She had
Her boot heel right in the stomach of Her victim Jim Dawson.

A man at the back put his hand up after the long silence.

'Is that somwehere near Sweden luv?'

She slammed the crop down hard on the table as the whole crowd walked back in
fear.

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!

She then hit the crop hard against Her boot heel in fury.

WACCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!

There was almost nothing that infuriated Her more than being thought of as
Norwegian although She was obviously descended from Norwegians. The pub
landlord's friend had already been severely punished for that mistake!

'No I f-------g well am not Norwegian !'She shouted at the crowd at the top of
Her voice as She slammed Her crop hard again against Her side.

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCKKKKKKKKK!!

'I come from the other side of the world from Norway you idiots! Don't you
know any geography!' She shouted in his face as he walked back sweating with
fear dreading that crop across his face.

'Right we'll try again -does anyone here know where My Nation is ? If anyone

says it's somewhere in Europe I swear I'll use this crop across their
f----------g faces!'

A bespecled man in the corner spoke up timidly.

'It's in the Pacific Ocean near Hawaii.'

'That's very good! You know something about geography unlike these other

idiots here who know absolutely nothing ,what's your name !' She said towering
over him making him feel so ridiculous and small.

'Er Dave Madame' he said his head bowed in fear of Her size and strength.

'Very good Dave I may ask you some more questions about My Nation and youd
better get them right!'

She turned to the crowd who walked away from Her as She continued to hit the
crop against Her side..

'You'd better all start to learn something about geography instead of spending
so much of your times watching 22 thugs kick a piece of leather around a muddy
field you bunch of idiots!' She shouted at them.

'Right do you know what I'm going to do with this idiot on the floor here?'

'Are you going to put him between your mystic Megs (legs)?' a balding main in
the front spoke up.

'Yes I am going to put his loaf (head) between My scotch eggs (legs)! I would
appreciate it if you would speak English rather than that Cockney! I've come
over here to learn English and I speak it better than you do you morons! Not
only do you know nothing about geography you can't even speak your language
properly! I speak it far better than you can!!'

Just as She was speaking the pub landlord came rushing into the pub with some
rope in his hand that she was going to use to tie him up. He was breathless
sweating dreading the prospect of Her smashing up his pub if he was late.

'Sorry oi've been round the bleedin' 'ouses getting' ere . I told me mate a
foreign shaken not stirred (Woman) is in me rub a dub(pub) and She wants to
Peckham (tie) me up and She's going to smash it up if I don't 'urry up!'

'That's quite true and if you had been a minute later I would have taken a
glass and thrown it right at those bottles across the bar and then proceeded
to reduce your shithole to rubble!. Now do Me a favour don't speak to Me in
that Cockney you speak English or not at all! Now give Me that rope and get on
the floor!'

He did exactly as She told him knowing full well from terrible grim experience
just what would happen if he showed the slightest disobedience to Her!'

'Right face down on the floor! 'She shouted at him.

He lay there submitting at once to Her orders.

'Come over here and lie down next to him!' She yelled at his friend.

He obediently did just as he was told realizing too the terrible consequences
of disobedience .

They both lay prostrate in front of Her heads down.

'Well I'm going to hog tie both of you just like I truss up chickens on My
Mother's farm back home!'

With that She tied both of their hands securely winding the rope round and
round until they could not move a centimeter and the rope was digging right
into their hands as they groaned in pain . She then tied the rope around their
necks until they could not move a single millimeter their heads tied together
just like Siamese twins!

The whole crowd looked on in utter amazement as they lay there totally
helpless beneath Her.

'Right I want someone to get Me some kitchen towel to shove up their mouths!'

There was a complete silence.

'Someone had better do it within the next thirty seconds or I will personally
pick on someone and force them to get some for Me and then shove some up their
throat until they vomit!'

The crowd knew She was deadly serious and knew perfectly well that She was
definitely going to carry out Her threat.

One of the bar staff ran up to Her with some kitchen roll showing Her the
submission and obedience She deserved.

'That's what I like to see obedience!' She shouted at the crowd and with one
move shoved kitchen towel up their throats until they were choking in agony.

'Right I'm now going to Scissor this bastard Jim Dawson ! I'm going to put him
through Ten Positions right in front of you as many of you know him.'

' You probably don't know he's an ignorant bastard whose not there to greet
his guests like Me, that he leaves his son with a dangerous dog and worst of
all he abuses and beats his son!'

She could hear some of the crowd whispering.

'So he's a bleeding nonce is he?'

'He 'its his currant bun (son) does 'e?'

She had put Her boot heel on Jim's neck as he lay there helpless on the floor
sweating with terror.

'Right Jim I'm about to put you through pure Hell in the basic Ten Scissoring
Positions!'

She could see that he was in utter agony in the Head Scissors his face having
gone bright purple as tears began to roll down his eyes. What was worse was
that there were nine more Positions to go and She was enjoying every minute of
it as She loved Scissoring more than anything else and delighted in his
sufferings.

'Right let's move on to the next Position I hope everyone is
concentrating.This is the Figure Four Scissors!'

This was even more painful as She wrapped Her leg right around his neck in a
deadly vice like grip which meant that he could not move a single millimeter
again as the pressure became quite unbearable as She wrapped one leg around
the other. He screamed out so that the whole street could hear outside as the
crowd was getting bigger that ever.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

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