KIM CARRIES ON SCISSORING AND BALLBUSTING IN THE PUB
by Hamlet



Kim had the landlord of the floor of the Goose pub in Stratford East London in
the Head Scissors Position. He was in the most unbearable agony he had ever
been through in his entire life. Her legs were either side of his head
completely crushing his cranium. He felt as if he could die any minute and
could easily pass out as She began to squeeze and squeeze hard. It was
literally impossible for him to move Her steel like legs and he had now
effectively given up. All he could do was to allow Her to crush him and to
submit beneath Her incredible power.

He was paying the penalty for daring you order Her a Norse Woman out of his
pub. He would never use the name 'f----g foreign cow again in his whole life
again. After he had seen Her attack one of his customers and had told Her to
leave him alone, he had already endured the pain and humiliation of being
grabbed by the collar in Her all powerful leather gloved hands and having his
neck squeezed in a deadly vice that was so painful, that he had yelled with
agony making a noise that could be heard in the street outside for hundreds of
yards away.

She had called him so many abusive terms already in particular calling him a
'big fat ugly bastard' which was in fact such an accurate description of him.
She had told him in no uncertain terms that She was looking for someone called
Jim who was a child abuser the person in England She was supposed to be
staying with and when he had refused to cooperate he had to endure the
terrible torture of the Head Scissors.

He had already watched his mate being trapped in a deadly Four Scissors hold
by Her on the floor of the pub in which Her right leg had been wrapped right
around his head while She had held him by the hair pushing his head right back
almost as far as it would go while he screamed in the most abject agony with
Her quite oblivious to his screams.

The pub landlord was now paying the terrible price of calling the Police
hoping that She would not notice him as he had walked over to the phone while
She was scissoring his mate. He had noticed how a crowd had gathered in the
pub looking at the Scissoring that was taking place as they had never seen a
big blonde foreign Woman scissoring a man on the floor.

The landlord had shouted at the Police in his cockney rhyming slang stating
there was a ronald rich (bitch) in his rub and dub (pub) squeezing the life
out of a punter (customer). He did not realize that She was right behind him
as he had smelled the now terrifying aroma of leather and perfume. He had also
felt the dreadful pain of those fingers squeezing behind him in a terrible
deadly vice and realized there and then just what a complete wimp he was in
comparison to Her terrible power She had also told him in no uncertain terms
that the British Police had absolutely no jurisdiction over Her whatsoever �
and She came under the jurisdiction of Her own Police the ROJ(Royal Overseas
Judges) and had told him that Her Supervisor Judge Miranda would arrest him
for daring to call the Police and that he was in deep trouble!

She had then ordered him to get on his knees and imitated his Cockney rhyming
slang telling him that Her daisy roots (boots) needed cleaning and for him to
get in the rory o more (the floor).

He had faced complete and total humiliation from Her as he was ordered to lie
on the floor and clean every centimetre of Her shiny black leather boots.

Just as he had been cleaning her boots six Police had ran into the pub with
truncheons to see the sight of a man licking the heels of a leather clad
Glamazon while two other was in the corner writhing in pure agony. Was this
scene from some pornographic film? They looked in the corner and could see
another man writhe clutching his neck in agony. Yet She had told them that She
was a Norselandic Citizen and that they had no jurisdiction over Her whatever.
Needless to say they had all left fearing they might have to lick Her boots
too!

Her other victim Jim Dawson lay groaning in the corner in agony to join the
two others. � She had just kicked him in the groin with the pointed toe of Her
boot after he had told her to 'f--k off back to Norway'. He was the person She
was supposed to be staying with in England.

She was absolutely furious with him that She had arrived at his house and
neither him nor his wife were at home to greet Her.What's more their
rottweiler dog had attacked Her. Being a big tough Norse Woman She had of
course easily beaten off the attack! . � Yet what had annoyed Her even more
was that he and his wife had left their poor son all alone in the house just
so than he could watch football and she could go shopping! She had told him
that as a punishment he was in for a serious Scissoring and faced being
scissored in ten Positions right in front of everyone in the pub.

He was dreading the prospect possibly being crushed to death possibly between
Her legs as he could see how the pub landlord was suffering and that was in
one Position only! He was determined to escape at all costs from this terrible
ordeal!

He was going to run to the door hoping that She would be so preoccupied with
scissoring the landlord She would forget all about him. He made an attempt to
get up in spite of the pain in his testicles and staggered to the door still
in the most abject pain. It was to no avail. He just about reached a table and
then knocked into it sending a glass crashing across the floor.

She immediately looked behind and as She could see he was trying to escape.
She way far too fast as within a few seconds Her leather coated frame was
right in front of him barring his way to the door.

'Were you thinking of going somewhere Jim?'

'Oi fowt I'd go to the rory o more (the door) for some fresh air! 'he said
sheepishly.

'And I think you need another boot in the niagaras( balls)!'She said imitating
his Cockney.

With that She brought Her boot even harder into his crutch.

He fell down onto the floor bellowing in utter torment.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

She shouted at him in Cockney.

'YOU'D BETTER STAY THERE ON THE ROGER MOORE!!'

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