KIM'S SUPERVISOR MIRANDA ORDERS HER TO TAKE REVENGE ON A CHILD ABUSER
by Hamlet


Kim felt so angry and depressed as She prepared Herself to go to the Goose in
Stratford to confront the father of Kim Dawson .She could also not stand the
idea of spending the night in this filthy house with a dog who had just tried
to attack Her. She came from a Nation where everything was spotlessly clean
where one could eat a meal off the street and where it was illegal to keep a
dog or any other animal apart from a parrot in a house.

What was more She was still suffering badly from SAD (Seasonal Affective
Disorder) as She came from a tropical paradise Norseland and could not stand
this cold climate and grey buildings everywhere. She had read one Charles
Dickens novel about England 'Oliver Twist' and the reality was not so
different! She longed to be back in the paradise of Her Motherland among the
palm trees and the lovely tropical flowers and birds.

She also longed for the touch of a Norse Man to feel His huge Member in Her
hands realizing why women all over the world were desperate for a hulking
muscular Norse Man and why membership of the NAS (Norselandic Admiration
Society) had exceeded well over 3 million full of American and British women
desperate for Norse Cock.

She missed� Her Partner Lars and to feel His gorgeous muscular body in Her
arms. He was certainly so much bigger than any of these weedy English men! He
could never be as big and muscular as Her as She belonged to the superior Sex.
Being a typical Valkyrie She adored Norse Men and missed them so much feeling
so attracted to Them as the weaker and dependent Sex to be loved and cared for
as children. If only She could hold Him in Her loving and tender arms now
wanking him until He came all over Her hands!

Before going to the pub the She decided that She really wanted to speak to a
fellow Norselander, as She was feeling so lonely and homesick. She decided to
ring Her Supervisor Judge Miranda Haarderqvist of the ROJ (Royal Overseas
Judges). She had Her number on Her mobile. Also given the fact that She was
relatively new to speaking English She really wanted to speak Norselandic
again.

She managed to get straight through.

� 'Hello it's Judge Miranda Haarederqvist!!!'

' I'm sorry to disturb You Judge Miranda . It's Kim Andersson Your Client
here. I have an appointment to see You at the ROJ HQ on Monday but My SO
(Social Officer) Paula Thorasdottir at home told Me to ring You at any time!'

'Yes certainly You can Kim and it's so lovely to hear from You! How was Your
journey? What's the accommodation like? You must tell Me everything!'

'Well the journey was very exhausting as the flight was 23 hours as You will
realise Judge Miranda. Also it's so cold and wet here and I� suffer badly from
SAD as My SO Paula� may have told You.'

Paula was an excellent SO back in Norseland and looked after Kim as if She was
Her child. She was seriously considering coming over and visiting Her in
England.

'You are likely to suffer from SAD as You are not used to this cold weather. I
have a light box that I can give You on Monday to begin Your treatment.'

(As the cause is lack of bright light, the treatment for SAD is to be in
bright light every day by using a light box or a similar bright light therapy
device. The preferred level of light is about as bright as a spring morning on
a clear day and for most people sitting in front of a light box, allowing the
light to reach the eyes, for between 15 and 45 minutes daily will be
sufficient to alleviate the symptoms. The user does not have to stare at the
light, but can watch TV or read or similar, just allowing the light to reach
the eyes. Outside In have a complete range of light boxes, all designed in
line with the research findings from medical and academic facilities.).

' Is there anything else bothering you?'

'Well I had I had to deal with a stupid tax driver who was trying to
overcharge Me and spoke to Me in some incomprehensible rhyming slang. I only
gave him £6.20 and he wanted £100 and I threatened to slash his tyres if he
did not drive way at once!'

'That's wonderful Kim! If You have any more troubles from stroppy taxi drivers
who overcharge You and speak to You in Cockney incomprehensible rhyming slang
then just give Me their registration number and I will deal with them. It's a
pity I cannot deal with the bastard Myself!'

'Sorry Judge Miranda but I forgot to take his registration number I was so
angry!!

'That's fine Kim have You had any more troubles?'

'Well I have! I arrived here and there was no one to greet Me. I was attacked
by a rottwelier and I managed to beat off the attack. The place is filthy and
stinks of dog urine. What's more the child a sweet little boy called Ken is
here is all on his own as the parents have gone out. He looks so miserable!
The father definitely beats him. The patents have left him all alone with a
dangerous dog! I can't wait to get My hands on that bastard!!'

'That is absolutely appalling Kim! I forbid You to stay in that house at all.
You will book into the Hotel Ibis in Stratford tonight which is nearly up to
Norselandic standards of cleanliness. You are a Citizen of Our Nation and
entitled to the full protection of the Law. It is illegal to keep a dog in a
house in Our Nation and you will not stay in a filthy house with a dog
especially as it is illegal to be dirty in Our Nation!'

'What's more You have My full permission to beat the complete shit out of that
bastard for allowing his dog to attack You and for failing to greet you when
You arrived. He's in very deep shit indeed and could face possible execution
insulting a Norselandic Citizen and for the child abuse.'

� 'As You know Our Nation as the world Superpower and Police Woman is involved
in a world wide total war against crime and terror (WACT). This war is waged
on all fronts by the ROJ the JL (Justice League) as well as the Sisters of
Mercy (SOM) or the Leather and Latex Nuns (LLN) as They are more commonly
known being part of the State RLC (Royal Lutheran Church). The Senior
Priestess for England Sister Athena Varngaard is determined to eradicate all
child abusers and paedophiles as wall as rescuing all abused children. She is
a passionate believer in Eugenics and believes in sterilising all psychopaths
and paedophiles and mental retards.'

'She will come round tomorrow to take the parents and the child to the new St.
Agatha Convent in Eastry in Kent that has just opened. As part of the LLN word
wide drive against child abuse. The facilities there are excellent where
children are brought up in TLC (Tender Loving Care) and suitable homes are
found for them under the supervision of the LLN.'

� 'There are also execution rooms where child abusers and paedophiles are
executed in the most painful ways possible and films of the executions are
sent around the world. There are also sterilisation rooms there too to ensure
that unfit persons can never be allowed to have children.'

'Your Orders are to go to the pub the Goose in Stratford and find that bastard
and to scissor him in the Ten Positions which will give You excellent practice
in Scissoring something I know You really enjoy as Paula has told Me what
mighty legs You have! I want You to do it in the pub to humiliate him even
more in front of his mates, If the Police arrive than You are to call Me and I
will come around and deal with them as under the ANT (Anglo Norselandic
Treaty) it is illegal for the British Police to interfere with the activities
of the ROJ or the LLN. '

'Get that bastard, Scissor him senseless and then put him into bondage ready
for Athena to make him Her prisoner !

Kim could not wait to go into action.

'YES CERTAINLY JUDGE MIRANDA!'

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