KARRA THE HEAD MEAN GIIRL ASSERTS HER AUTHORITY AND POWER by Hamlet Karra the Head Mean Girl (HMG) felt so proud of herself as she stood over the prostrate body of the thug Dawkins outside the Pineapple Heaven restaurant in Grantham. A large crowd had gathered who watched in wonder and admiration at the sight of this muscular Black Girl standing over her helpless victim They had never seen a Girl of her size and power in their lives and they gazed dumbstruck in admiration and fear. As she stood over his bloody body looking so imperious in front of that crowd, she felt so pleased at what she had achieved in such a short time. She had stood up and beaten two thugs Dawkins and Havers from the Mob who were harassing and demanding protection money from a Papian restaurant. The very sight of her had given reassurance to the Ponua family who had been put through such Hell from these thugs. She had dealt with one of them by hitting Dawkins right across the face almost taking his eye out with her cat o nine tails! She had then given the other one a damned good beating in which she had managed to obtain from Dawkins the address of the leader of the Mob Jimmy Davis the most vicious of all the thugs .Davis had repeatedly punched Tanielo Pouana one of the sons the head and who had fallen to the the floor after Davis had kicked him the victim while he lay on the floor unconscious. Davis had continued the attack with his partner Shaun Lavery, . She had told the thug Dawkins in no uncertain terms that if the address was wrong, she would personally ram his testicles down his throat. She had given Dawkins the beating of his life executing one brilliant Gym Kata move after another until he was a bloody wreck on the pavement outside the restaurant. Now she was determined to take the thug on the pavement Dawkins to Jimmy Davis's house .As for the other thug Havers who lay on the ground in the restaurant she would force him to lick all the mess on the restaurant floor off with his tongue if necessary, including all the blood and puke! She stood in front of the crowd with her boot heel driving into the neck of Dawkins on the pavement. She was determined to strike terror into them all knowing quite well that the harassment came from the ordinary local people as well as the Mob and that meant as far as she was concerned no one was innocent. 'Good Morning. My name is Karra the Head Mean Girl.. I have come to save this Papian restaurant that has faced harassment from this bunch of hooligans the Mob.' 'I am determined to put an end to the criminal activities of the Mob. I have started by beating the living daylights out of two members of this criminal gang one of whom you can see whose body is sprawled under me boot heel. The other I have given a damned good beating to and now lies prostrate in the restaurant. I will soon make him repair the damage he has done by making him lick every centimetre of the restaurant floor clean with his tongue!' 'I am warning you that if any of you support or even don't resist the Mob or any other criminal organisation, then you are as guilty as them. The fact is that organisations like the the Mob and the Dostock Gang cannot survive without at least the passive support of the local community. That means you are all as guilty as them!'. 'What's more this harassment has not just come from the the Mob but has also come from ordinary people like you, including children as young as 11, who will be punished just like adults. That means if Amber my fellow Mean Girl and I come across any more harassment of this restaurant we will hold the whole local community in the Granhjam to be guilty. ' 'If one single brick is thrown through the window of this restaurant ever again then Amber and I will go through the streets, pick up the first 6 people we see, line them up, strip their clothes off and whip and crop them naked mercilessly in the middle of the street in full view of everyone in the street!' 'We will answer terror with terror! I believe that all of you in this area are guilty. There is a Chinese saying that' a fish has to swim in water' and that applies to you all of you too!' 'Do you accept that we Mean Girls are the authority now? You will reply. 'Yes Madame Karra!' There was silence from the crowd as they did not know quite how to reply. She began to advance on them cat in hand, hitting it against her thigh length boots. She was furious they had not replied. As she walked towards the crowd cat in hand, they knew that they had to answer as this Woman was a One-Woman Army and there were going to be a total blood bath! She was a Tigress and like they were kittens! They all shouted out just in time. 'YES MADAME KARRA!' 'You address me with respect and deference otherwise I'll bloody thrash the lot of you! There will be rivers of blood! I am the Law is that quite understood?' she yelled. 'YES MADAME KARRA! 'they roared back knowing that she really meant business! She moved over to Dawkins lying in the road and picked him up by the hair in front of the crowd. 'Right you bastard you're telling me exactly where Jimmy Davis your leader lives as I want to personally capture him. You are going on my Hardanger motorbike. If the address is wrong that you gave me, I will personally take a knife, rip all your testicles off and shove them down your throat Is that quite clear?' 'YES MADAME KARRA! he roared knowing that she meant exactly what shesaid! She then went back into the restaurant. The Ponua family were standing there, still looking so frightened. 'Well the trouble is over , you won't face any more trouble from now on.However, if you do, you are to ring the Mean Girl Hotline Number and bloody vengeance will be taken on whoever caused the trouble, as well as vengeance on the whole community itself. They have been warned!' The whole family bent down and started to clean her boots in adoration so thankful that salvation had come at last. 'Oh, thank you so much Madame Karra 'said Mr Ponua as he licked for all he was worth. 'You can show your thanks by being obedient and submissive at all times as you Papians should always be. Also, if any Mean Girl visits you. you will give them a free meal. Is that understood? 'YES MADAME KARRA!' Karra went to the other the thug Havers she had beaten in the corner. She pulled him up by the hair as he began to cry in agony. 'Right you bloody bastard, you are to clean this restaurant floor with your tongue! You can see it is covered in vomit and mucus and blood. Well, you will clean it with your tongue just like a cat does. If you vomit in the process, you will clean that up too. I want this floor spotless and I don't care what agony you suffer cleaning it up.' ' I will lock the doors of the restaurant while I am away so you can't escape. If you harass the Ponua family while you are cleaning, I will personally throw you over the table and give you 50 hard strokes across your arse with my crop which will make you a cripple for the rest of your life!' 'What's more if the floor is nor spotless and I will check that with my Dirt Detector that is in my bike, I will personally thrash you senseless until you are almost dead with blood loss!' 'I am the Head Mean Girl; the Boss and I am the Authority and the Law. Is that quite clear you piece of trash?' 'YES MADAME KARRA!!!! Any comments to norselandic@hotmail.com TO BE CONTINUED