KARIA PULVERISES A PUB LANDLORD AND DEMOLISHES HIS PUB by Hamlet Karia the Norselandic Domina and Valkyrie held the pub; landlord at the Queens Arms in Nottingham in a neck and throat grip-one of the most painful tortures of all. He was literally crying like a little baby with pain. She dug her nails hard into his throat and neck and enjoyed eve eery moment of it. She shouted in his face. 'Look here you bastard I can't stand dirty pubs so you had better get this place cleaned up. I will give you until tomorrow and if the place has not improved to my standard not only will I break glasses and chairs but I will break you up as well. Do you understand?' 'YYYESSS ''he cried. 'Yes, Madame Kari BBBBBB- and do you know what the 6BS are?' 'NNOOO MADAME KARIA !' ' Ballbusting Beautiful, Big, Bossy, Brutal and Busty! Now repeat! 'BBBALLBUSTING BBEAUTIFUL. BBBIGGG. BBBOSSY BBRUTAL' 'You missed one out! 'she screamed in his ear 'BBBUSTYY 'he stuttered as she dug her sharp nails into his neck and throat. 'Don't forget as every time I see you you will repeat it.You get one wrong and you get a good hard Belly Punch-understood?' 'YYESS MADAME KARIA BBBBBB!' She had put the fear of God in him. She then turned round and saw two bastards standing by the snooker table. She walked straight over to them. 'Right you bastards So you spend all day in this filthy pub playing pool wasting your time Would you like the same treatment? Nnno' they mumbled. She grabbed both of them by the throat. She then gave the first one a ringing slap across his face. SLAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!! He yelled out in agony and almost fell to the floor. It was like being hit by a cricket bat. The other one then tried to leave, but it was hopeless. She was furious with him for trying to escape from her. She gave him two hard slaps across his face SLAPPPP!!! SLAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!! He fell down on the floor yelling in agony. 'Right from now on you are barred from this pub-I don't want to see you either within 10 metres of this place ever again. 'NOW GET OUT!!! 'YYYESS MADAME KARIA!!!!' She had never seen two men run as fast in my life- one of them nearly tripped as he ran out of the door. She went up to the landlord again and grabbed him by the neck again. 'This place had better be spotless by tomorrow evening or I will not only break every bottle and glass but will break you as well-is that understood? YYESS 'he stammered out of his wits with fear. 'YES WHO?' 'YES MADAME KARIA' 'AND WHAT ARE THE 6 BS?' BALLBUSTING BEAUTIFUL.BIG.BOSSY. BRUTAL. AND BUSTY! 'he shouted back with all his force! With that she strode out ready to pay another visit to this den of iniquity! Needless to say, when she returned the next day it was definitely not up to her high standards and there were few things she detested more than filth! Although some of the tables had been cleaned and the glasses removed, the floor was still covered in dirt and there was still dust everywhere. She was on her way back from the gym and was dressed in a leather jacket, skin tight leotard and calf length boots and was wearing tight leather gloves-altogether a formidable sight. There were three customers and she ordered all of them to get out-one of them looked drunk so she told him he was barred and he was lucky to escape a beating. She then went straight to the landlord and grabbed him hard around the neck digging her nails hard into his throat. The pain was excruciating and he was crying in agony. 'Right you bastard I thought I told you to clean this filthy place up!' 'IVE TRIED MADAME KARIA BBBBBB III I SSSPENT ALL NIGHT CLEANING IT UP 'he stammered almost unable to speak as he was in so much pain. 'Well you didn't do a very good job did you you bastard'she said digging her nails now so hard into his neck that blood was now starting to flow. 'There are two things in the world I absolutely loathe -disobedience and dirt. When I give orders to someone I expect to be obeyed. I do not give orders or fun I give them so that the person does exactly as they are told! 'As for dirt I loathe it. This place is disgusting and in my view places like this should not exist' 'Now do you know what I'm going to do you f---g piece of shit? 'NNOO PPLEASE SHOW ME MERCY MADAME KARIA. I CAN'T STAND ANY MORE PAIN 'he cried out with blood coming down his throat. 'Well you're getting even more pain and I will enjoy every moment of trim going to give you a really hard Belly Punching and you will end up a hospital case you bastard! 'NNNOOOO MADAME KARIA he screamed. 'And do you what I'm going to do to your filthy pub? I'm going to destroy it completely. After today this pub will no longer be trading because I'm going to smash absolutely everything in it. By the time I've finished there won't be a single glass, table, chair or bottle that I haven't broken. So, you will be spending the next few months in hospital and you will be out of business completely. Do you f---g well understand you bastard?' 'PPPLEASE MADAME KARIA DONT DO THIS TO ME I'LL PAY YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT!' he screamed terrified of the prospect that awaited him. 'I don't want your filthy money. Now get your shirt off and stand to attention with your hands on your head! You're getting two hard Belly Punches! She let his throat go-he had already lost a considerable amount of blood. He quickly ripped off his shirt as he knew how desperate she was to give him a good Punching. Being an expert on anatomy as a trained physiotherapist she knew exactly where to punch to achieve maximum pain. She aimed her fist at his solar plexus and took her time as she moved her hand slow up his tomcod, she was going to enjoy this-She didn't think two punches were enough but then more than two might kill him! then moved her fist right back and clenched her fists to achieve maximum impact. The suddenly she struck driving the fist and all her huge weight right into the solar plexus. AAAAAAAGHHHHH -he let out an ear-splitting stream and went flying across the room. He was doubled up in agony and began to vomit all over the floor. What a disgusting sight! She pulled I'm up by his hair. He was literally blubbing like a little child. 'Right you here come the second one!' NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! She decided to break some of his bones so she took aim at his ribcage. She knew exactly where to hit him to achieve maximum pain. Again, she took her time and moved her hand up and down his stomach-he didn't know when she was going to strike. She then moved her fist right back and with full force drove it hard right into his ribs She could feel the ribs cracking under her fist and could hear the crackling of broken bone. AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHH- the noise could easily be heard across the street as he flew right across the room. He was totally unconscious as his head split open against one of the tables. She stood over him in total triumph! She then proceeded to smash the pub up and destroy everything in it. She first of all picked up a table and hurled it through the window. She then did this with all the tables until all the glass in the windows was broken to pieces. She went behind the bar and literally broke every single glass against the wall. She then took every bottle and smashed every single one. She was getting really excited doing this and was getting wet all over the more she destroyed the more she wanted to destroy. She was determined that nothing in this pub would be left standing. By the time she had finished the floor of the pub was like a river covered in drink and broken glass. The landlord lay in a heap on the floor submerged in drink and broken glass. She had literally totally wrecked the place! She took a picture of the pub and the landlord lying there. She decided to produce leaflets with a picture of the wrecked pub and the unconscious landlord in full colour with a picture of her in full black leather, to be printed in the Nottingham Post- At the bottom of the leaflet would be the writing THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO THOSE WHO DISOBEY MADAME KARIA!!! THE BALLBUSTING BEAUTIFUL BIG BOSSY BRUTAL BUSTY NORSE DOMINA!!!! TO BE CONTINUED ANY COMMENTS OR SUGGESTIONS norselandic@hotmail.com