KARIA ENCOUNTERS TROUBLE ON HOLIDAY IN DEVON
by Hamlet



Karia walked out of the White Lion in Cheriton Fitzpaine Devon accompanied by
David Jones. One of the locals shouted out in a broad Devon accent as they
were going out the door.

'Oi Jones so yow loik butch foreign women do you!'

Another big fat yokel with a beard yelled out.

'You can have 'er and we'll have yow daughter. We all know she's gagging for
it!'

Karia was getting more and more angry at this disgusting behaviour.

She walked up to the yokels and shouted at them.

'I might be staying here for a couple of days. You'd better start changing
your behaviour because I'm a Norse Woman and I don't put up with shit from a
bunch of low life shitkickers like you!'

The whole place went silent .They had never been spoken to like this before by
a woman.

Suddenly the fat woman behind the bar spoke up.

'You can't come 'ere speaking loik that .Why don't you go back 'ome to yow
country and dress loik a lady?'

Karia grabbed her by the neck in her leather gloved hands.

'Look here you big fat bag don't you ever dare address me like that.What's
more don't you dare tell me how I should dress either. What's more you address
me as Ms Syndergaard you big ugly hippopotamus!'

The woman began to scream with pain blubbering away. None of the yokels moved
in to help her.

'YES MISS SINDERBAD! . she bellowed unable to pronounce her name.

'Right does this shithole serve food at all?'

'Yes, we dow burgers and chips'

Suddenly Karia's leather gloved hand went crashing with full force across her
face

CRAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH!!1

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! 'she screamed blood flowing out of
her nose.

'You forgot the correct form of address you repulsive garbage heap!'

'YES MISS SINDERBAD! 'she screamed even louder tears rolling down her face.

She was determined to make her an example in front of the others whom she
wanted to deal with later.

'Right you shitkickers. I will return later to get something to eat. You'd
better clean yourselves up too. You'd better not get the wrong side of me as
I'm tired and hungry. By the way I'm from Norseland the greatest Nation on
earth, a place you hicks have probably never heard of!'

They all stared at her not knowing what to do. Still she could feel them
resentment and hostility to her and that she would have to deal with them all
later!

She strode out into the night accompanied by Jones. One of the hicks shouted
out

'We'll get yow yow foreign dyke!'

She turned to. him

'Don't 'worry I can't be bothered to do anything about them now. We'll go to
your place I need a shower I'll be coming back to this dump later to taste the
food. I bet it's as disgusting as the people!'

As they walked put together, she decided to call Maaike her Norselandic
friend.

'Hello Maiike it's me Karia!'

'Hallo Maiike det er meg Karia!'

'Oh, Karia I've really missed you so much. What's happened to you?'

'Aa, Karia, jeg har virkelig savnet deg saa mye. Hva har skjedd med deg?'

'I've had an accident and am in a place called. Cheriton Fitzpaine I'm
slightly injured. I don't think I will be able to get to your place tonight.
Someone called Mr. Jones a garage owner has put me up for the night'

'Jeg har hatt en ulykke og er paa et sted som heter. Cheriton Fitzpaine Jeg er
lettere skadet. Jeg tror ikke jeg kan komme dit sted i kveld. Noen kalte Her.
Jones, en garasjeeier, har satt meg opp for natten.

'Would you like me to collect you in my car Karia? I think I know where it is,
it's near Tiverton'

'Vil du at jeg skulle samle deg i bilen min Karia? Jeg tror jeg vet hvor det
er, det er i n�rheten av Tiverton .'

'Don't worry I'll stay here. By the way I've had some trouble with some
rednecks in the pub here but it was nothing I could not handle. I gave the
lady at the bar a good slapping too. The other rednecks are obviously scared
of me!'

'Ikke bekymre deg for at jeg blir her. For oovrig har jeg hatt noen vandr�ddi
med noen roode halser paa puben her, men det var ingenting jeg ikke taklet.
Jeg ga damen i baren en gooddur smellur ogsaa. De andre roodhalsene er
tydeligvis redde for meg! '

'I've had the same problems Karia. The whole county is very pretty but it's
full of hicks and shitkickers. In some ways it's worse than Nottingham where
you live. I've given some of them a really good beating and no one causes me
any trouble here in Okehampton.'

'Jeg har hatt de soomu vandamaal Karia. Hele fylket er veldig pent, men det er
fullt av bondlurka og skiita sparkarar. Paa noen maater er det verre enn
Nottingham der du bor. Jeg har gitt noen av dem veldig god juling, og ingen
faar meg vandr�ddi her i Okehampton'.

'They won't cause me any here don't worry. I will see you tomorrow Maaike

'De vil ikke foore til at noen her ikke bekymrer deg. Jeg ser deg i morgen
Maaike.'

Karia and Jones walked down the dark street together.She was not used to the
pitch dark after Nottingham and it gave her an eery feeling. As they we're
walking along a car went past. It seemed to be full of youngsters

Suddenly a beer can went spattering across the ground in front of them.

'That's for yow and your butch friend Jones!'

He was obviously scared but Karia comforted him

'Don't take any notice David I'll sort them out 'she said.

They were soon inside his house which was very modest next to the garage

His wife came a small plump woman came outside

'So, who's this then? 'she said in a rather surly fashion.

'She's called Karia. She's Norselandic. Her bike is broken and she's looking
for somewhere to spend the night'

'All right but she can only stay one night. She can stay in the spare room at
the back'

She escorted Karia to the back of the house to a tiny room that was more like
a shed

'Here's a sleeping bag. We've got nothing for you to eat so you'll have to go
outside'

'I know its good of you to put me up but I would appreciate being called by my
name which is Karia. Also, I would like to take a shower and I need some
ointment for my wound!'

'Yes, certainly Karia'

She knew from her manner and presence that Karia was a foreigner meant
business and had to be treated with respect.

Mrs. Jones did as she said bringing her towels and a sleeping bag and
medicine. Karia undressed admiring her muscular body that was even bigger than
before after all that bike riding, she had done. She took a long hot shower
and then applied bandages and medicine to the graze on her leg.

She then changed into tight black leather trousers, calf length boots and
leather gloves. Around her waist she carried her cat o nine tails. She wore a
tight leather bra. She wanted to show off rippling muscles to everyone and to
look really powerful. Except for her bra and collar, she was naked at the top.

As she was dressing, she could hear an argument take place in the living room.

'Dad you know I was raped by them. Why don't you do something about it?'

'I just don't want to cause trouble Jenny I'd like to do something but there
are no witnesses and the police won't do anything!'

'So, you think it's all right for those thugs to do what they did to me?'

Karia decided to walk into the living room where the argument was taking
place.

Jenny turned round. She was a short sweet little girl with dark hair.

'Jenny this is Karia. She's from Norseland and is staying here tonight'

Jenny shook her hand. She felt like a midget in the presence of this muscular
Norse Woman.

'It's very nice to meet you Karia'

'It's good to meet you too Jenny. My full name is Karia Syndergaard but you
can call me Karia'

'Certainly Karia'

'I heard you two arguing. I'd like to know what the argument was about'

Jenny hung her head in shame.

'Well Karia I was raped by a bunch of guys. They're the ones that hang out at
the White Lion'

'So, what was done about it? 'demanded Karia

'Well they got away with it'

'The trouble is that three are no witnesses Karia Also the local policeman Jim
Wilde seems to be their friend' interjected David.

Karia walked right up to David.

. Look here David, your daughter was raped and nothing was done about it! Well
something should be done about it and I'm determined to get those bastards at
all costs do you understand? I'm also determined to do something about that
corrupt policeman. In my Nation we don't know what rape is. And you'd better
press charges or else!'

As she spoke, she held David by the collar in her leather gloved hand.

'Yes Karia' he said in pain not daring to argue with her

Jenny came running up to her.

'Oh, Karia you're so big and strong I never knew any woman could be as strong
as you. You really have come to save me! You're my Guardian Angel.'

As she spoke, she put her head into Karia's breast almost weeping.

'Don't worry Jenny. I'll sort them out and when I've gone back to Nottingham
where I work .There's another Norse Woman Maaike who lives nearby who will
protect you too in the future'

She turned to Jones again

'You're going to do something about this or you'll get trouble from me David!'

After she had told David off, she walked off in the direction of the White
Lion She was tired and angry with these bastards too. It was pitch black
outside She was not use to going anywhere without street lighting. This was
just the sort of place where rape was likely to take place!

She strode into the White Lion. Inside it was like a scene from Hell as all
the local yokels were drunk out of their minds and screaming at each other.

Suddenly the place quietened down as she walked in. All the thugs we're
sitting in a corner staring at this muscular Woman who was just wearing
leather trousers boots and a tight leather bra revealing all her muscles. They
realised that they were so puny in comparison.

She walked up to the bar. A demure girl whose name was Lorraine was serving.

'It's very rowdy in here' Karia said

. 'It certainly is it's like this every night and as you can see only the
elite come here' she said sarcastically

'Don't worry. My name is is Karia from Norseland and I'm determined to deal
with these bastards!'

' I'll have a burger and chips. Also, could you call me Karia. I expect
respect!'

'Yes, certainly Karia.'

One of the thugs came up to her

'Oi butch do yow have a dress?'

'Not in your size you bastard! 'she replied making him feel so small.

She then walked up to the thugs. One of them a big fat man with a beard had a
small man pinned up against the wall. She had heard him say.

'I'm going to splatter you all over this pub!'

'You'd better leave him alone your fat bustard's Karia walking right up to
him.

'Mind your own business yow foreign bitch!'

She was furious with she immediately put her leather gloved hand down his
crotch. With the other she held him by the neck.

'Look here you ugly shitkicker, don't you dare call me that! What's more I
think you're a rapist and the only way to deal with rapists is to rip it off
How does this feel?' she said as she continued to inflict Cock and Ball
Torture on him.

'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

NOOOOOOOO MORRRREE PPPLEASSE' he yelled.

She let go and he fell flat in his face on the floor in front of the other
thugs.

She tuned to Lorraine the girl at the bar who was smiling at her. She had
obviously been molested by these thugs too.

'Lorraine I'll have my burger and chips to take way. I don't want to spend any
more time in this shithole!'

'Certainly, Karia anything you say!'

She turned round to the thugs.

'Don't worry you bastards

I'LL BE BACK!'

TO BE CONTINUED

Any comments to norselandic@hotmail.com

The story is loosely based on the Australian film Shame made in 1988

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD_7zU4vRSo