KARIA AND MAAIKE'S VICTORY OVER EVIL IN DEVON 
by Hamlet



Karia then went up to Pat the lady at the bar. She held her by the collar .
She groaned in abject pain.

She spoke to Lorraine.

'Did you tape the conversation in the pub?'

'Yes Karia. I have everything on tape!'

'Well I'd love to hear what this fat hippo said!'

'Why you bitch Lorraine! I fowt I could trust you ' Pat shouted.

Karia grabbed her by the hair twisting hard.

'Shut up you big fat walrus! You speak only when you are spoken to!'

'PLEASE DON'T HURT ME! 'she wailed.

'For a start you piece of shit, you address me as Madame Karia. Do you want me
to slap you on the other side of your cheek?'

'NO MADAME KARIA! 'she wailed absolutely terrified.

'Well Lorraine was this big fat lump of shit making friends with those thugs?'

'Yes, she was Karia. I have it all on tape!'

'Right play the tape Lorraine!'

The tape was played in which Pat had told the thugs to do what they liked with
that 'Norsi cow'.and kill her if necessary

Karia held her in an even tighter grip.

'So, you piece of trash, you are encouraging people to murder, are you?'

'I didn't mean it Madame Karia, please don't send me away!'

'That's what they all say!'

'I will call my Supervisor Judge Halima to have you arrested you for inciting
murder. You will spend the night handcuffed and tomorrow morning you will be
taken by a Judge in the Judge Wagon to stand trial in Bristol!'

With that she pulled her over the bar. She then handcuffed her hands so that
she could not move. She then shoved a gag right down her throat as she had
enough of her screams. She then threw her in a heap with Bill and Jim on the
floor.

She then moved over to her next victim PC Jim Wilde He came over to her.

'Well I'm glad you dealt with the trouble 'he said nervously.

Karia grabbed him by the collar in an agonising grip..

'Why you idiot! If you had done your job this would never have happened!'

She brought her hand crashing across his face. He went flying backwards up in
the air and landed right across the room

SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!

'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

She walked over to him and grabbed him by the hair.

'Right you piece of garbage, you have shown yourself to be totally
incompetent. You have made friends with those criminals . You did nothing when
they raped Jenny at all. You drink on duty. You don't deserve to be in your
job at all do you?'

He had no choice but to agree with her as she held him by the hair in a mighty
grip.

'No, I'm sorry! Don't hurt me' he whimpered.

'You address me as Madame Karia or this hand will come crashing across you
face again!'

'Yes Madame Karia 'he groaned acknowledging her superiority.

'Right you will strip naked for me and take off that uniform. Do it now!'

'Yes Madame ' he said taking his clothes off as she ordered.

Soon he had stripped down to his underpants exposing his miserable body to her
muscular leather clad power.

'Lorraine throw this in the dustbin! 'she said as she gave her his uniform.

' She stood over him with her boot heel in his neck.

'YOU USELESS BASTARD!'

You're out of a job!. Madame Maaike will write to the Chief Constable of the
Devon Police about you!'

With that she handcuffed him as he lay on the floor of the pub with the three
other miscreants

'Right Maaike let's get the rest of these bastards!

They went down the road on their bikes revving them up to show everyone they
were the authority. They saw Jeff and Mike in a heap handcuffed together
outside David Jones' house

Karia went up to Jeff and grabbed him by the throat.

'Jeff I'm taking you back to your favourite place the White Lion where you
will spend the night on the floor with your friends. Do you understand you
piece of garbage?'

'Yes, oi understand 'he groaned.

'You'd better address me from now on correctly as Madame Karia or you'll go
through some more CBT (Cock and Ball Torture)!'

The very thought of it filled him with total terror. He had to accept that
this powerful Norse Woman had utterly defeated and humiliated him!

'Yes Madame Karia 'he groaned feeling her leather gloved fingers around his
throat.

She dragged him by the throat to her bike. She threw him over it as if he was
just a bag of potatos!

Meanwhile Maaike had picked up Mike putting him over her muscular shoulder.
God

what a miserable wimp he was she thought! She then hurled him with one move
over her bike!

They then took them both to the White Lion. Karia had Jeff over her shoulder
just to humiliate him even more and to demonstrate her power Maaike had Mike
over her shoulder.

They took them inside and hurled them in a heap on top of the bodies of Pat,
Bill and Jim and PC Wilde. Only a few hours ago they had all been so proud of
themselves, now they were just a pile of trash!

Karia then spoke to Lorraine and David. Jones.

'I'm going now to Okehampton to stay with my friend Maaike . We will return
tomorrow when we will load the six bodies onto the Judge Wagon. A Judge will
drive them to Bristol where they will stand trial.'

David came up to her. He kissed her on the cheek.

'Oh, Karia I want to thank you so much for what You have done! You are truly a
Guardian Angel sent to us from Heaven itself! Thank you so much!'

'Don't worry David . I really enjoyed helping you and I feel so glad to have
helped your daughter Jenny!'

'The only problem Karia I have is that my house has been wrecked by those
thugs. I really don't know where to go!'

Lorraine stepped forwards.

'Mr. Jones, you can stay at our house until your house is fixed'

Karia waked towards him and held him in her powerful arms

'Don't worry David. As you have shown hospitality to a Norse Woman you will be
rewarded. For a start all the personal effects of those thugs will be sold and
you will be paid damages with the proceeds. Next you will be compensated from
the Royal Overseas Judges Criminal Compensation Fund for all the sufferings
you have endured from those thugs. Soon your home will be replaced and you
have a new home as good as new!'

'Oh, thank you so much for everything Karia. Please thank your colleague
Maaike too!'

'I will see you tomorrow when a Judge takes these bodies way!'

She then mounted her bike and rode forwards with Maaike in the direction of
Okehampton to Maaike's home. They soon riding besides Dartmoor. This was a
huge expanse of moor that was southern England's greatest expanse of
wilderness. It covered 365 or over 600 sq. KMS of granite, blogland and
heather.

They rode past on their bike looking at the desolation of this emptiness of
Dartmoor,where sheep, birds and ponies were the only living creatures!

It was a lovely day as the sunshine and breeze blew into their tanned faces as
they savoured their victory over evil.

As Karia looked over the wonderful expanse of the Devon countryside, she
remembered the words of the hymn by Reginald Heber

From Greenland's icy Mountains

Though every prospect pleases,

And only man is vile!

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