KARIA AND MAANIKE DESTROY SCUM IN DEVON 
by Hamlet



'Come on Karia let's tie these bastards together! 'said her friend Maaike.

'Kom igjen, Karia lar oss knytte disse j�vlene sammen!'

.

Karia picked up Jeff from the ground and handcuffed him to Jeff. He was still
groaning in agony from the Cock and Ball Torture he had received from her.

She then rang for an ambulance to take Mrs. Jones away as she was in a
terrible state of shock after her house had been attacked by these scum.

'I'll call Judge Halima my Supervisor later to have these bastards taken
away!'

"Jeg vil hringa Dommer Halima tilsynsmannen min senere for aa faa disse
j�vlene fjernet!"

'Let's hope the ROJ (Royal Overseas Judges ) execute them Karia for rape and
criminal damage. And no one ever calls us 'Norsi bitches' and gets away with
it! '

'La oss RE (Reginas Erlendisdommeren ) henrette dem Karia for voldtekt og

gl�pamaddur skade. Og ingen kaller oss noen gang 'Norsi tiikur' og slipper
unna med det!

Karia and Maaike then sped towards the White Lion in Cheriton Fitzpaine. They
got off their bikes at once and strode inside as if they owned it. There were
only a few customers in the pub.

Pat the bar lady was behind the bar. Karia grabbed her once more in her
powerful

hand.

'Tell me where Jenny Jones is this instant or you get a slapping on the other
side of your face you fat old bag!'

'Please don't hit me Madame Karia! She's round the back with Lorraine!'

They ran to the back of the pub. Jenny was sitting there. Her face was
bleeding and her clothes had been ripped. It was clear that she had been raped
and beaten again this time by Bill and Jim

. Karia took her in her arms.

'Oh, Jenny you poor thing! Don't worry I'll call an ambulance to take you to
Exeter Hospital, then I'll destroy those bastards for good!'

She turned to Lorraine.

'So where did the rapists Bill and Jim go?'

'They went in the direction of the next village Poughill. I've got the
registration number of their truck Karia'

'We'll get those bastards!'

They leapt back on the bikes in the direction of Poughill two miles away. They
were well exceeding the speed limits. Just as they entered the village they
saw the pickup truck parked by a pub called the Poughill Arms. So, they were
in the pub again!

Maaike walked round the side. It was actually quite a smart pub comparted to
the White Lion She was two men sitting there drunk. They were Bill and Jim!

Bill was saying

'We 'ad a good time with that dawter!'

'Yeah and let's hope that Jeff and Mike burnt Jones' place down and shot those
Norsi bitches!'

Suddenly he turned round. Karia was standing right behind them.

'It looks like they didn't manage to get those Norse bitches!' she said
smiling.

With one blow she drove the steel cap of her boot hard into Bill's testicles.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

'You won't do any more raping because I'm going to bust your balls!'

With that she kicked him around the pub as if he was just a football breaking
his balls and rib cage completely. The customers looked in total amazement!

He lay on the pub floor a total bloody heap.

Jim then ran out of the door. Yet standing in front of him in all her leather
glory was Maaike!

'Are you going somewhere you bastard?'

'Who are you?' he whimpered

'I'm another Norse bitch who has come to break every bone in your body!'

With that her fist went slamming forwards into his stomach breaking every one
of his

ribs.

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!

'YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!'

She then gave him a mighty kick in the crotch. He literally went flying in the
air through the pub landing on the floor in an unconscious heap on the other
side of the pub right next to his friend!

Maaike smiled at Karia

'I always told you I should have been a champion footballer!'

Karia picked up the body of Bill and threw it over her bike while Maaike
loaded the body of Jim onto her bike. They sped back to Cheriton Fitzpaine to
the total amazement of all the villagers.

As they were travelling Karia decided to call her Supervisor Halima.in
Nottingham

'Judge Halima it's me Karia!'

'Dommer Halima, det er meg Karia!'

'Very nice to hear from you Karia, how is your holiday in Devon ?'

"Veldig hyggelig aa hoore fra deg Karia, hvordan er ferien i Devon?"

'Well I'm actually in Devon now. It's very pretty here but the trouble is I'm
in a village called Cheriton Fitzpaine that's full of scum. My friend Maaike
and I have just beaten up four thugs. They have committed rape and have called
us 'Norsi bitches' which

is an offence under the BNT (The British- Norselandic Treaty)!

'Vel, jeg er faktisk i Devon naa. Det er veldig pent her, men problemet er at
jeg er i en landsby som heter Cheriton Fitzpaine som er full av avskum. Min
venn Maaike og jeg har nettopp banket opp fire kjeltringer. De har begaatt
voldtekt og har kalt oss 'Norsi bitches' som er en krenkelse under BNT Bretar
Norseland Saattmaalans.'

It certainly is Karia. I have always wanted to go to Devon. I could send the
Judge Wagon to collect those bastards to stand trial at the nearest Judge.
Headquarters in Bristol'

Det er absolutt Karia. Jeg har alltid oonsket aa dra til Devon. Jeg kunne
sende Dommervagn for aa samle de j�vlene for aa stille til rettssak hos den
n�rmeste dommeren. Hovedkvarter i Bristol'

'Certainly Judge Halima. We look forward to the Judge Wagon arriving
tomorrow!'

'Helt klart Halima. Vi ser frem til at Dommervagn add koma i morgen!

When they got back to the White Lion Jenny was sitting in shock with Lorraine
and her father David Jones comforting her. David had been told to stay out of
the trouble while he was with the solicitors in Tiverton.

'Don't worry Jenny We've beaten them all. They will never trouble you again'
said Karia as she kissed her on the lips.

'I'm arranging for an ambulance to take you to Exeter Hospital.'

Karia and Maaike had won a great victory. Now they were determined to
humiliate their enemies as much as possible!

First of all, they dragged the bodies of Bill and Jim into the pub and threw
them in a heap on the floor. They would spend the night there being totally
humiliated.

She walked up to Jenny.

'These are the bodies of your rapists. They will spend the night tied on the
floor and tomorrow a Judge will take them to the Judge Headquarters in
Bristol.for trial and possible execution Don't worry they will never be able
to trouble you again!'

'I will ring up for an ambulance now to take you to Exeter Hospital. Maaike
will come later to see you in hospital.'

'Oh, Karia I love you so much. You really are my Saviour and Guardian Angel!
Thank your friend so much too!

Any commrents to norselandic@hotmail.com

TO BE CONTINUED