JUDGE SHEILA BEATS UP AUSTRALIAN BACKPACKERS
by Hamlet


Judge Sheila Burgessonstood in front of the Australian backpackers all of whom looked
scared of Her as they had never seen a Woman of Her sheer size and power
before! She stood before them as everyone in the bar looked at Her in
admiration.

'Right you backpackers your behaviour has been absolutely appalling! You come
into our Nation and you behave like absolute and total pigs. That sort of
behaviour might be tolerated in Claymore(a rough suburb of Sydney)  but it's
absolutely intolerable in this Nation .We will not tolerate
disrespectful or loutish behaviour at all!'

'Normally I would arrest all of you with the assistance of My colleagues
Judges Joanna and Ralf who are here now bundle you on the Judge Wagon and
hurl you all into the cells. Your behaviour makes me mad! 

The crowd cheered wildly after they had heard this speech .It was quite
clear that they had enough of the antics of these Australian  backpackers .How
dare they come into their Nation and cause this trouble! All of them were
fiercely patriotic and also really believed in standing up to the
Australia.They were really looking forward to these Norse Women beating the
Living daylights out of these Aussies!

Soon Judge Joanna Thomason arrived .She was a brilliant bodybuilder and
so muscular. She was lovely to look at too with flowing blonde hair.

She was accompanied by Her companion Judge Ralf Horgaard .He too was a
magnificent sight with His ripping muscles and protruding bulge .Their
job was to supervise the fight and the crowd watching it

Sheila then walked up to the owner of Rattans Bar .His name was Knud
lngstad .He was a tall imposing figure in His tight red leather Cow
Person out fit .He was a really strict Manager taking no notice from
staff or customers alike. He was a SBM Senior Bar Person and had been in
the business for years.

'Right Herr Ingstad we are going to have the fight in your car park.I am
afraid because of the various Laws,I am not permitting any customers
watch the fight except Simon here who is a friend of the Women .The
fight will be videoed by Judge Horgaard and relayed to the customers in
the bar. They will actuallyget a far better view than if they watching
in the car park.

'
!'

'Yes certainly Judge Sheila ' He responded.

'WellI think it's time to go outside. Before we do I'm giving you
backpackers one last opportunity. Are you really prepared to go through this
and end up as either cripples or possibly dead or do you want to
surrender now and let me throwyou all onto the Judge Wagon? I will stamp
all your Entry Papers and forbid you from entering this Nation ever
again!'

'We'll fight you' said one of the backpackers who was a big fat oaf. 'I'm not
scared of any broad!'

'Sure we ain't afraid of no shelia 'said anotherone of them who was
really just a big fat slob.

'Well you'd better be afraid of Us sheilas especially as my name is Sheila + because We can pulverize the
lot of you.I can turn the lot of you into cripples all on My own so
don't provoke Me!'

'Let's lead these aresholes out to the car park .Follow Me!'

She walked forwards in a typical forceful way showing off Her magnificent
body .Next to Her walked her colleague Judge Joanna. Behind them walked
Margarethe 
.Then came Annika  Her Daughter,who
although She was only 76 ,could fight as well if not better than most
adults.

Then came Margarethe's 2 Friends Heidi andJuliet who had come for a night of
Man Hunting and did not realise They would end up beating up some
backpackers!

Finally Stephen  walked in the back next to Judge Ralf who looked so incredible
in His shiny black leather ,making me feel so inferior to Him in His
muscular wonder!

We were soon in the car park .Sheila chose an open space away from the
cars and where there was not going to be any danger to persons or
property.Judges Joanna and Ralf stood to the sides to make sure that no
property was damaged at all.

'Right you arseholes let the fight start .If there is any damage to
property at allI will stop the fight at once. You backpackers are going to
have to fight to the end as my 2 Judge colleagues will prevent your
escape. It's a fight to the death if necessary ,you had your chance to
escape and you blew it!'

She then turned to Margarethe and Her Friends.

'Margarethe as I'm going to take on7 as a Gym Kata Stage 1. I could easily
beat the whole lot of them. You will take on4 as the next most
qualified of all .
Heidi, Juliet and Annika as not being so qualified will take on2 each!'

She then walked up to the backpackers who were trying to look tough but were
now really petrified of the fate that really awaited them.


'Right I'll choose the biggest of all of you to fight I'll start with you
fatso !'She called out to the big fat one who called Her a broad.


'Well are you still going to call Me a sheila?'

'Yeah well I didn't mean nothing lady ,can't you just let us all go back
to the hostel?'

'Sorry fatso you had the chance but you failed! You might go back to the
carrier but maybe as a corpse!'

They all laughed at Her great humour!

She then chose the 6 biggest and whom She thought would be the greatest
challenge to Her.

'All right so you all think you are so tough. Well I'll start with the
biggest of you. Perhaps you would like to fight this sheilas!'

He stood there in fear as he was now in the middle of the car park
surrounded by 7 big tough Norse Women and one big tough Norse Man .There
was no escape and he had nowhere to run.

'Come on I told you to attack me use any weapon you like!'

Suddenly he ran toward Her with a knife .She moved with split second
precision. Her hand went crashing down on his arm with full force. Her
other fist went crashing with full power hard into his face. He went
flying across the car park bellowing in agony.

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHHHHHHHH!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

'That's how to disarm your opponent with the fist and hand 'She knew
quite well that She was being watched by all the customers in the bar .A
copy of the video would definitelybe sent to the Commander of the
carrier himself!

'Right would 2 of you like to come at Me next?'

The backpackers hesitated at first .Then Judge Ralf pushed them towards Her.
She made out that they were attacking Her .With total expertise Her foot
lashed out hard into the groin of the first. With expert precision Her
fist went hard into the stomach of the second They both went sailing up
in the air ,the testicles of the first and the rib cage of the second
totally smashed!

CRAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH!!!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!


YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

That was the Groin kick and the Stomach punch expertly executed!'

'Right I need 2 more to fight!'

Margarethe then grabbed hold of 2 of them by the neck and threw them forwards
towards Her.

'Loook Judge Sheila they're attacking You!'


With more expert precision Her fist went hard into the face of the first
backpacker. His face literally blew up as teeth blood and bone went flying up
in the air. He went crashing right into one of the cars.With an instant
reactionHer nails dug hard into the throat of the second as he slumped
down in a complete heap on the ground.

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHH!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

'Well 2 more to go ,come on you 2 you attack me!'

They hesitated. Annika then grabbed one of them and hurled him at Her
with complete ease.Shelia's leg shot up connecting with his chin. He
literally took off in the air screaming for all he was worth.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Heidi  then grabbed the next one and threw him towards Her

'Thanks Heidi that's the last one.

With marvellous skill Her boot went hard into his stomach .He crumpled up
and bellowed so loudly his screams must have been heard for many
kilometres away!

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

A loud cheer went up from the Norse Women and from Ralf and me. God what
an expert and superb fighter She was! Her reactions were so amazing!

Aloud patriotic cheer came up from the Bar inside. Not one single hair
on Sheila's body had been touched!

Margaret he walked up to held and hugged Her hard.

'That was the most brilliant display of Gym Kata fighting skills I have
ever seen 'She said as She looked the the 7 Australian backpackers sprawled
on the ground. They would soon be dead after the beating they had received
from Sheila.

'I know MargaretheI am a wonderful and invincible fighter!'

'IT'S YOUR TURN NEXT!'