PASTOR SANDRINE AND JUDGE JACINTA BEGIN THEIR CONFRONTATION WITH THE BULGARIAN MAFIA by Hamlet Pastor Sandrine the Black Scorpion knew that she faced the greatest fight in her life. The result would be the establishment of her Holy Queen Dom here in Istanbul. She knew that afterwards it would continue to spread across the world until it became the Norselandic Empire of Righteousness! With her close friend and Colleaugue Judge Jacinta, of the Royal Overseas Judges she was surrounded by 24 Bulgarian mafiosi It was as if the two Women as if were about to face a major terrorist attack. Yet the mafiosi all knew what incredible fighters they both were and that they had triumphed easily before in every single fight. Yet Pastor Sandrine knew she had never taken on and fought 24, or more likely 18 people before.. She would need to use her fighting skills to the utmost, showing only mercy to those mafiosi prepared to surrender. She decided to start by broadcasting to Zhikov the kingpin again, as he was inside his villa not daring to appear to her. 'Come on Zhikov! I know you're in there hiding like a coward! You tried to capture me the Ivorian Domina but you failed miserably. I freed myself easily and killed that wimp who was supposed to be guarding me with my bare hands. I'm winning already! Can't you see what an incredible fighter I am! ' My Colleague Judge Jacinta has just smashed through your gates on her Hardanger bike and killed 6 of your Mafiosi. This fight will end in our victory with your mafiosi either being killed or maimed for life. Is that what you want you bastard, you really want that? Why should they die for a useless piece of shit like you? Why don't you come out of your hole, surrender to us so that I can torture you to death in front of all your mafiosi? There's no escape from me Zhikov -you might as well give yourself up now!' 'COME OUT YOU F---G BASTARD AND SURRENDER!' He replied on the Intercom. 'Of course I won't surrender to you you Black cow!I don't want to be tortured to death!I I know you're far stronger than me you picanniny!You're just a bloody sadist-you enjoy torturing people you Ivorian she gorilla!!.' 'You call yourself a Christian and a Pastor and you love killing people!I know you always win you jungle bunny, but you won't get away with this.You might win this fight You're a bloody good fighter, but you can't take on the entire Bulgaraian mafia.You can't wage a war with just you and that Norsi bitch! She replied to him on her loudspeaker. 'Zhikov you have definitely signed your death warrant!.You are about to be be tortured by me in the most terrible and gruesome way.It will make the tortures of the Inquisition look like a school party!And it's true I am a sadist I love torturing people -it gives me enormous pleasure Why shouldn't I enjoy what I'm so good at?.I will really enjoy torturing a bastard like you to death.I will revel in every second!' 'As for being a Christian, of course I am. I believe it is my Mission in life is to eradicate vermin like you and wipe them off the surface off the earth. By destroying all evil, as a Pastor I am doing God's Holy Will'. 'As for the rest of the mafiosi they will be glad when a useless incompetent shithead like you is wiped off the earth. You are totally evil. Zhikov! The sooner you are wiped off this planet the better for everyone!' Being an expert therapist she knew that most of the mafiosi really supported her.They knew in their hearts that sheI was winning the verbal argument easily against Zhikov They knew it was only a matter of time before she put him through the most dreadful death and they did not want to be on the losing side.The choice was simple-death or surrender and become her subjects. She decided to speak directly to the mafiosi. 'Listen to me mafiosi. I am Pastor Sandrine the Invincible!'. 'You all have a very simple choice-surrender or die.If you decide to fight me and Judge Jacinta we will either kill you at once or cripple you after which you will spend an agonising death .You have a choice then die or fall at my feet and worship me as your Pastor and become loyal subjects in my Church of Righteousness! . 'Why not simply lay down your weapons and call out 'Have mercy on me Pastor Sandrine a sinner' and fall on the ground at my feet and worship me and lick my boots!' Suddenly Zhikov shouted out on the intercom 'What are you waiting for.You're supposed to be mafiosi! Do as you're tell. Don't be taken in by this Black hippopotamus! There are 24 of you and only 2 of them! 'Waste the bitches!' It was clear that most of the mafiosi would not surrender at once. They were used to doing as they were told even though she had won the argument. Her strategy in the fight was that Judge Jacinta take out 3 each at a time. They would fight with all the strength they possessed with their extendable truncheons, cat o nine tails, leather chords, as well as their almighty fists, arms and legs. After all they were both effectively Human Fighting Machines! What they knew was that like every fight I would become stronger while my opponents would become weaker COME ON JUDGE JACINTA LETS BEAT THESE BASTARDS TO A PULP! I CAN'T WAIT PASTOR SANDRINE!! Any comments to norselandic@hotmail.com TO BE CONTINUED